Valentine's Day greetings from China

1, I went to heaven and earth, and I was exhausted by my wife; Second, worship Gao Tang and work hard for her; Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and then tighten their belts; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt down and put her on the bed. Alas-I am a sheep and she is a wolf! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

If you want me, I will give it to you. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it. You can't ask me not to give it to you. You said you didn't want me to give it to you! Be reasonable, I don't love you, who loves you! Happy tanabata.

3. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh … honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy tanabata!

4. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I'm obsessed with your love, I love you, I'm dying! Tanabata happy mood forecast: I miss you tonight until tomorrow morning, and I expect to miss you very much in the afternoon. Affected by this mood, I will become a wild dream at night, and this weather will last until I see you. Happy tanabata!

5. I know! But I can't. This marriage was arranged by God. Let's obey God's will!

6. Your photo is on my desk. I watch you in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon, at night and at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

7. Dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on the Chinese Valentine's Day after marriage, her wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home. Friends of the opposite sex-lying to you means liking you.

8. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -Dedicated to Tanabata!

9. If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

10, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

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12. I focused on bodyguards and assassins and Jason Wu Fengyun. Under the love of hawthorn tree, I finally got tired of the sword rain Jianghu. Let's meet on Tanabata, hand in hand, and interpret our fantasy heroes. Can I love you?

13, gossip: Today's Tanabata, the old man prepared a red rope for a wild pull, and Cupid prepared a golden arrow for a wild shot. Don't say I didn't remind you, go find your true love! If you find it, you will be happy all your life!

14, today's Tanabata, the Weaver Girl lost the news, leaving only the Cowherd to cry again. After investigation, Vega was taken away by the guy who read the information on his mobile phone! Dude, don't look. Weaver girl is a wife no matter how beautiful she is. I wish you find a fairy on Tanabata!

15, I just want to say to you on Tanabata: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't miss you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I didn't send you a text message, but it was lightning and thunder. Happy Tanabata, baby!

16, the Queqiao Club will be cancelled this year. Men, women and children should stop being ignorant. The illusion of the Milky Way is purely a misunderstanding, and the melon shed is busy peeping. Now that technology has doubled, Niu Jia and his wife have their own mobile phones, and text messages are also enjoyed ... friends have nothing to do and go to bed early. Happy tanabata!

17, if the wife wants to find ugliness, it is safe to put it anywhere, and the housework is done, regardless of picking up girls. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

18, you combed the separated sesame oil and wandered around all day. When I see a girl, I want to get stuck. If I am not careful, I will become a blind stream. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

19, Valentine's Day is coming, so sad. I can't find a lover. Nobody wants roses, but there are beautiful girls. Have mercy. Let me take a dip, tell me my house number, roses and hugs, and send them right away. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

20, buy your own roses, forget it and you will be laughed at; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle and forget it. If there is no candlestick, use a wine bottle. Burning fried chicken, forget it, no ability; Valentine's day, forget it, go to sleep! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

2 1, looking for a friend: male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

22, the wife is tasteless, the lover is too tired, and the young lady is too expensive. It is better to have a reunion and break up a couple! I wish you a happy Tanabata.

23, blind date is distribution, love is direct selling, throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is bidding. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I'll close my eyes. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

25. Being single is not good, love is precious, and the price of freedom is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

26. On the occasion of Valentine's Day on Tanabata, on behalf of Buddhist Tathagata Guanyin, Queen Dong Fangyu, Galaxy Cowherd and Weaver Girl, and Moon Chang 'e WU GANG, I would like to extend my sincere wishes to the comrades who fought in the front line of love: Happy Tanabata!

27. The sparrow meets the magpie, and the magpie is listless. The sparrow asked, "It's Tanabata. Shouldn't you be busy building a magpie bridge for Cowherd and Weaver Girl? Why are you wandering here? " The magpie frowned and said, "Now the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl send text messages all day, so I don't need the magpie bridge. I am unemployed! "

28, Tanabata arrived, magpies called, cowherd and weaver girl laughed. I asked you what gift to give you on Tanabata. You smiled and said softly, "Send a text message, 10,000 is not too much, and one is not too little. It's good to have a heart!"

29. Suck through a straw when eating, don't breathe when sleeping, gasp when holding hands, suck hard when kissing, take a breath when you see this message, and then laugh at others and say you are nervous, hehe! Happy Valentine's Day!

30, because: excellent boys should not stay, lovely girls should not stay. I am an excellent boy, and you are a lovely girl. So: we can't be leftover men and women. Since we are so good, let's fall in love! Today is Tanabata, which is memorable!

3 1, the milky way waves jump, and the universe is filled with love; Cowherd and Weaver Girl swing the crescent moon and meet on the magpie bridge; No one knows what they said, but they are absolutely flushed anyway. Tanabata is here, I wish you a happy and beautiful love!

32. One day, the Cowherd told the Weaver Girl: Tanabata is coming, but we can't meet each other because the magpies are in love. Weaver replied: it doesn't matter, then let's send text messages!

According to the information you "sent" to me, it means that you are willing to let me open your file. I have a "core" for you. The data downloaded from my hard disk is "I love you". Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

34, dear, help me, my brain terminal is infected by acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed as "I love you". exe "

35. It's really not easy. In order to give you a good look, a good figure, a good temperament and everyone loves you, you sent this message when you saw the car in the car. I ran away alone 10 handsome guy. I wish you a happy Tanabata!

36. Long time no see, but I have always kept your motto in mind: steamed bread is valuable, but steamed bread is more expensive. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Lovely bad friends, Happy Valentine's Day!

37. Do you know? I haven't seen you these days, and I want to commit suicide: I tried hanging myself with noodles, hitting my head with tofu, and cutting my pulse with noodles, but I was afraid that no one would accompany you on Tanabata, so I had to give up. Happy tanabata.

38. As the saying goes: If the train doesn't push, happiness won't blow; Tanabata, I want to say to you: You are right, and your heart will get drunk.

39, Tanabata lovers continue to be sweet, don't be discouraged without lovers, redouble your efforts with goals, continue to look for no goals, want a romantic candlelight dinner and want to get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

40. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "

4 1. Men and women should be equal, except of course those who are married. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

42. People's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! ! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you! ! !

43. It's Valentine's Day in China. I'll send you a flower to show my miss for you. I sent you two flowers to show that I miss you very much. Flowers are sent to you from all over the mountains: don't run, the bumblebee has been attracted. Happy tanabata.

44. Last year's Tanabata, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met at the Magpie Bridge. Magpies came to Tianhe to queue up this morning. After waiting for a long time, they never saw Niu Ge's seventh sister again. Starling gasped to inform everyone that the speed of scientific and technological development has doubled now, and there is no need to meet at the Magpie Bridge. At this moment, they are chatting on the computer.

45. When I have the right, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou VI be your special plane, China Grand Theatre be your karaoke room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. Isn't that interesting? Happy tanabata!

46. Love you for ten thousand years! Love you for five thousand years is hopeless! It's ridiculous to love you for a thousand years! Love you for a hundred years is too long! Love you for 70 years in succession. As long as I am healthy, this is my strength.

47. Valentine's Day is coming. If there is nothing to send, send a pair of couplets. The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! Happy Valentine's Day to you, haha ~ ~

48, thin clouds are tricky, flying stars spread hate, and text messages are all hidden. When I miss each other, I will overcome countless things in the world. Tenderness is like water, ceremony is like a dream, and love dies. When two people are happy on Tanabata, a short message is kept in the morning and evening.

49. Love is a protracted war. After arduous positional warfare, tug-of-war and guerrilla warfare ... I finally understand that you are invincible! I surrender, please accept a prisoner of war! Tanabata greetings

50. Dear, I got my destiny visa and my love passport. I will depart from Queqiao Airport on the romantic Tanabata, take a happy flight, fly over the vast galaxy and go to the country of love. There are two tickets waiting for you!

5 1, Tanabata is here, don't apologize to me quickly! Who told you to invade my infield without authorization? There is no reason to occupy my missing highland, and you don't ask me to spend Tanabata with you!

52. You can't say this is a holiday for foreigners. Today is Valentine's Day on Tanabata in China. Haha, you can't hide it!

53. Tanabata feather lies in Meiyuan, Viagra looks at the sky in the middle of the night, Cowherd and Weaver Girl wish far away, and fish and water are infatuated forever.

54. My lover is a world hero. I know that one day he will pick me up in colorful battle clothes and set foot on the magpie bridge. Can you come today? Your weaver girl!

55. A wife is tasteless, a lover is too tired, and a young lady is too expensive. It is better to have a reunion and break up a couple!

Liking someone is the most impossible thing to hide in the world.

57. Today, I sent a courier to give you and your lover the most expensive chocolates and roses as Valentine's Day greetings. Oh, I forgot, you paid for this gift; I got a job in a gift shop.

58. We blocked our love, and no one can go back on our word.

59. On the occasion of Tanabata, I wish all lovers in the world well! The majority of leftover men and women must not be discouraged! As the old saying goes, the last one is king! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

60, Tanabata lovers continue to be sweet, don't be discouraged without lovers, redouble your efforts with goals, continue to look for no goals, want a romantic candlelight dinner and want to get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

6 1, you drag, you drag, you are pig Bajie reborn, except for a body of meat, the rest are not brought, and no one is buried when you die. Happy Valentine's Day!