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It's a funny circle of friends who don't want to get up.
With the rise and popularity of social networks, everyone is familiar with those catchy copywriting, which is used to share personal life with relatives and friends. What kind of copy is a good copy? The following is a copy of a funny friend who doesn't want to get up. Welcome to reading. I hope you like it.
1, Bed Jun, please leave me alone!
My body has left the bed and my soul is still sleeping.
I go to bed like a wild animal, especially like a koala. I slept 18 hours.
I had a dream: I slept in the dream, and I dreamed when I slept.
I stayed in bed. I may be thinking, or thinking, but my mind is full of you.
It took 5 minutes to get up this time. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed!
7. I was lying in bed in Pluto on Monday and didn't think about it.
8. Sleeping is an art. Please don't stop me from seeking art..
9. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.
10, it's not that the body is too lazy to move, but that the quilt is too affectionate.
1 1, time, can you wait for me to get up? It's all over, okay?
12, sometimes I don't want to stay in bed, but the dream is so beautiful.
13, it's too cold. I don't want to go to work. I have to go to work every day in such cold weather. I just don't want to get up.
14, those who stay up late at night have long been lonely and addicted.
15, after winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed.
16, I am me, the fireworks that stay in bed every day.
17, it's cold, and I don't want to get up in the morning. The baby also sleeps with me, and likes the dependence that he sleeps with me.
18, now, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the quilt.
19, I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up every morning.
20, it was hot every day a few days ago, and I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. I didn't want to get up these days because of the cold.
2 1. It's very cold. I don't want to get up and go to work every day. I just want to stay at home and buy some at buy buy.
22, stop screaming, there is no one in the quilt.
Thinking that there are many things to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.
24. Life is like sleep! Wake up and sleepy! Close your eyes and wake up again!
25. I can't sleep for a long time in the morning and die at night.
26. Families with difficulty in getting up don't want to get up or go to work.
27. I have an early riser, but my bed and quilt don't want to.
28, don't think about it in the morning, this is not bad for me, stay in bed.
29. When someone gets up in the morning, they sneak a peek at their roommate's bed. As long as one of them is still under the covers, he closes his eyes and goes back to sleep. ...
30. Don't sleep during the day and collapse at noon. Don't sleep in the afternoon, I'm too tired at night.
3 1, one of the cruelest things in the world is struggling to get out of the warm bed in winter.
Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!
I am crazy about winter, because the bed is too hot, and I can't warm up.
34, in a row, sleeping is a big day.
35. If the earth doesn't restart, I won't get up early, the earth won't explode and I won't get up.
36. I didn't know until I hid under the covers and fought with the bed in the morning. It turns out that I forgot to go to bed early again last night.
37. The moment I got up, I felt that bed was my true love.
38. If a person like me suddenly becomes gentle, he must have slept for twelve hours.
39. I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.
40. Getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.
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