qq cute and funny automatic reply sentences (collection of 40 sentences)

QQ cute and funny auto-reply sentences (Part 1)

1. Call your wife and call her back

2. But you have to treat me to potato chips first, I I want tomato flavor

3.[Automatic reply] It’s too windy~ What are you saying~ I~ listen~~~ no~~~clear~~~~

4. Only when Bald Qiang comes to cut down the tree can he wake up my cute little Xiong Er.

5. Let’s talk later and reply 4

6. I went to the universe and came back to pick the stars for you.

7. The sword is not properly equipped, and the body is in trouble.

8. For other information, please press seven

9. Yi Yang Qianxi’s woman has received the message and will reply later! !

10. I went to be the happy man and came back to bring you an astronaut

11. People who get along easily deserve to be wronged.

12. Oh you stupid prairie dog, look what you said, it’s as bad as Aunt Mary Sue’s blueberry pie next door, I swear I’m going to pull your hair out and make you look Like a devout winter melon, my old buddy

13. Don’t send me messages when I’m not here. Even if I see you, I won’t reply to you. Just like a person who pretends to sleep, he will never reply. I'm awake, so don't look for me. I'm an emotionless bastard. Just stay wherever you can.

14. I'm tied up by Ding Ding. If you want to see me, go and put Ding Ding on your back. Addicted

15. The other person has ascended to immortality and come back to you

16. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say that? Do you have to say it? Then tell me, this is an automatic reply

17. I can’t finish my homework, so I won’t be here.

18. Add friend and reply 5

19. I am Song Weilong. She is asleep and looking for you when she wakes up.

20. [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here right now. Please use potato chips, lollipops, double milk jelly, nori, chocolate burgers, chicken nuggets, Orleans crispy sausage, pine nuts, almonds, pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, pork jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite Coke, strawberry, orange, lime, apple. Orange watermelon pitaya grape ice cream wakes me up. Cute and funny auto-reply sentences for QQ (Part 2)

21. Prince Youne is very busy now. As for what to do, Yunu has nothing to do. If you want to be widowed, you just need to study well and steal with me. Just touch the fairy gem

22. Press five to resume fire

23. "Be right back after the commercial"

24. I am Teletubbies , you don’t have an antenna, so we can’t communicate.

25. The dedicated hotline of Gulu Gulu Demonic Castle is connected for you

26. Hello, I am automatically replying. You can chat with me, but this is what I know.

27. You were very happy at first, but then you learned to fall in love.

28. I went to the universe to pick stars. I will be back soon~

29. This person has gone to outer space and will bring you the stars and the moon when he comes back.

30. If there is no reply, the cow is herding. If there is no reply, the cow is lost.

31. I am installing elevators on Everest, putting plastic wrap on the Badaling Great Wall, mining lunar rocks on the moon, and installing awnings on the Pacific Ocean. How can your trivial things disturb my sweet dreams.

32. I didn’t see the message just now, send it again...

33. Dududu, I am a little rabbit now. I only talk to carrots

34. This is the headquarters, what do you want?

35. It is detected that this user has been kidnapped by DingTalk, Xuetong, and U Campus, and the connection cannot be established.

36. Read No Reply Noble

37. I hope your background will always be kind and brave.

38. I don’t like you anymore. I get nothing but grievance.

39. [Automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you have to answer a question first, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

40. The sun is strong and the water waves are gentle. QQ’s automatic reply sentences are funny

QQ’s automatic reply sentences are funny (Part 1)

1. Yi Yang Qianxi’s woman has received the message and will reply later! !

2. Please join our Exquisite Pig Group to catch up on your sleep and have fun together.

3. Chat and reply 2

4. The other party is connecting to the satellite. Please wait. The current progress is 1%

5. You don’t want to stay here. Move, I'll buy you some oranges.

6. The other party is running naked and has run out of the service area

7. Talk to you later and reply 4

8. QQ automatic reply copywriting is cute and funny. Collection of humorous sentences 1

9. If you come to visit me and I am not here, please sit with the flowers outside my door for a while, they are very warm.

10. If you say you’re not here, you’re not here! Believe it or not, I'm not even here!

11. Memory is a flowerless rose that will never fail.

12. The recovery skill is on cooldown

13. Just call me daddy

14. He is not that good, but I can’t forget him.

15. You hold the flowers and smile, and the sky is filled with sunset. Funny automatic reply sentences from QQ (Part 2)

16. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification

17. Hello, I am not bored now. I hope you will find me again when I am bored

18. On the top score.

19. Wait, wait, wait! ...Coming, coming.

20. You are the beauty limited to summer, and you will reply within the appreciation period.

21. Closed today.

22. Gurudev drowned in the ocean of knowledge.

23. Please enter I love you 520 times to call me

24. [Automatic reply] I am an automatic answering machine. My master has gone to dinner. What can you say? Tell me

25. I’m going to eat shit, I’ll give you some in a while

26. Don’t disturb me when I’m basking in the sun

27. Ask Age reply 0

28. [Automatic reply] The fairy is descending to earth, please wait patiently

29. I don’t want you to think, I only want what I feel, I think I don’t want to care about you.

30. Hello, I am discussing with Gunara, the God of Darkness, on how to destroy the Demon Fairy Castle. If you have any difficulties, please contact Super Wings or call the Paw Patrol Team. Anyway, I am not here right now! Funny reply sentences QQ automatically replies funny sentences

Recommended funny reply sentences

1. Tell you not to force me. If you force me again, I will pretend to be dead for you.

2. Waiting is the first step in life.

3. Pray that heaven and earth will let go of a pair of lovers, and that what you are afraid of will never happen.

4. Your appearance surpasses human imagination

5. In love life, what is more terrifying than not being able to find a sense of security? It is not being able to find condoms.

6. She looked at him with regret and said: Can the surgery be restored?

7. Shepherds are anxious all their lives; Taurus are guarded all their lives; Geminis are cautious all their lives. Wandering; Cancer, waiting all his life; Leo, controlling all his life; Virgo, preparing all his life; Libra, weighing all his life; Scorpio, all his life

8. Buying lottery tickets and finding a wife What's the difference? One is about choosing, the other is about choosing a wife.

9. What do you like about me? I like you, stay away from me

10. Some things change forever once you turn around.

11. The highest state of love is to withstand the ordinary passing years.

12. You are really like a goddess who descended to earth and landed face first~~

13. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting time?

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14. You used to be inseparable from me, but now you avoid me like the plague.

15. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.

16. Go and look in the mirror yourself!

17. You look very brutal!!

18. I thought you were just with the number in the middle , I didn’t expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

19. I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around on the street like this.

Popular Funny Reply Sentences

1. I don’t need you to understand, I just need you to shut up.

2. I not only have a car, but also a bicycle.

3. God said there should be light, but I said I opposed it, so darkness appeared in the world.

4. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

5. Expose your complaints to the sun every day, and your mood will not be lacking in calcium.

6. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard or tired you are, you must stand up and give her a hard slap in the face.

7. Damn, I’ve been waiting for your news for a long time, but all I got was a haha, you thought I was telling a fucking joke.

8. If you are not afraid of brothers who are like gods, then be afraid of friends who are like dogs.

9. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

10. I accidentally cut my finger while cutting meat today, and the blood stained the pork. A friend came over and said lightly: Are you recognizing your relatives through blood?

11. I got poisoned after eating bad food two days ago and was half dead from hunger. Later, I really had nothing to vomit and felt like vomiting. I couldn’t spit it out! I heard that I could stick chopsticks into my throat and spit it out! I squatted beside the toilet with a pair of chopsticks and hesitated for a long time! I just stuck them into my mouth. My mother came in! Knocked off my chopsticks. Terrified! No matter how hungry you are, you can’t eat shit!!

12. A woman’s kindness is not reflected in her liking for flowers or small animals, but in whether she can give up her seat to the elderly on the bus

13. What do you like about me? I like you, stay away from me

14. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

15 .I don’t care that you don’t care about me.

16. There is no greater sorrow than an undying heart.

The latest funny reply sentences

1. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.

2. Your sudden words of "I love you" made me burst into tears in the noisy train station.

3. When we are in the minority, we can test our courage; when we are in the majority, we can test our tolerance.

4. In those years of cardamom, whoever promised it would live forever.

5. When two people are together, it is more about accepting each other than changing each other. So when it comes to tolerance, if you only think about change, it is not life, it is war.

6. The relationship has always been shallow, but the love is deep.

7. Like flowers and beautiful families, the years pass like a fleeting time.

8. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

9. When you do it right, no one will remember. When you do it wrong, even breathing is wrong.

10. If life were only like the first time we met.

11. Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

12. Those things that eventually make you fall into trouble are always good at first.

13. The tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.

14. The fairy tale is over, and forgetting is happiness.

QQ automatic reply sentences

1. I am not here, warmly welcome handsome guys and beauties to visit, please leave a message if you have anything, frogs and dinosaurs, please step aside and cool down!

2. I was playing backgammon, and I lost all my pants last time because I was distracted. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don’t want anyone to see me. I’ll get back to you when this game is over.

3. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die!

4. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I installed. Please keep sending me messages, otherwise I will do it as soon as I have free time!

5. I am Blue Shark’s dog. Blue Shark is not here right now. He will be back soon. If you are willing, I can chat with you for a while!

6. While I was away, I was cooking and someone told me how to make braised pig's trotters delicious. I rewarded him (her) for chatting with me for 3 minutes!

7. The master is not here. Where have you gone? At once. I just won’t tell you. If you really want to find me, please hold down the power button on your computer for 4 seconds and leave a message.

8. Formatting your hard drive, please wait

9. Do you know what Dang Dang Dang Dang is? Dang Dang Dang Dang is only you~~

10. Banana, your big watermelon, ask me to bite you again! Kakakakakaka

11. Please don’t leave me before I leave you.

12. I’m going to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beauty, even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first

13 ,Why? ! Why am I online but you are not, and you are online but I am not?

14. I am here, but I am not talking to you. If you want to chat, first answer my question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Dig Kaka~~~

15. Don’t worry, I’ll chat with you when I’m done. There is no need to work in vain. You can't find me even if you try to find me before the work is done.

16. Ah, you miss me so soon? No rush! be right back. I'm going to smoke. You can chat with the machine first.

17. I am the OICQ automatic answering machine. My owner has gone to dinner. If you have anything to say, you can tell me.

18. The nine-headed bird went to eat. Because it has nine heads, it may take a little longer.

19. What did you just say? Why didn't I hear it? Please say it again

20. Hello, I am the master’s beautiful secretary. If you have anything, please tell me. I will tell him when he comes back.

21. Hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can help you tell him, but you want to buy me a movie, I want tomato flavor!

22. If you need anything, please yell at me!

23. Di, this is an automatic response. MM, please send it again and I will contact you; GG, please do not send it again.

24. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say that? Do you have to say it? Then tell me, this is an automatic reply.

25. I didn’t understand what you just said. Please say it again!

26. People have three urgent needs. If you reply after half a minute, it means I am peeing. If you reply within 5 minutes, it means I am pooping. If you don’t reply within an hour, please call 120 for me.

27. You are finally here. I have been looking for you for N years. Why are you going to Mars? I'm going to Pluto now, and I'll tell you something later, don't go away.

28. I am in a daze, not here now. If you feel more dazed, look down. Banana, you big watermelon, ask me to bite you again!

29. Please do not disturb while you are in the shower. Please purchase tickets for peeping, 40% off for individuals and 20% off for groups. Booking phone number: I won’t tell ordinary people!

30. I am in a daze, not here now. If you feel more dazed, look down.

31. Hello, I am playing a game called CS (or other) now. If you have any questions, please press the RESET button on the computer and leave a message after hearing a beep. Thank you.

32. When I am with you, you are not here, and you are with me without a trace.

What is fate in the world? Can you tell me that it is difficult for me to meet?

33. Hello, the master is not here. If you have anything, please leave a message to the master. Thank you for using! The owner's inflatable doll.

34. Suicide, will talk about it later.

35. It’s annoying, it’s annoying, it’s annoying. The boss’s tasks are never finished every day. If you ask me when I will be online, I say it’s basically very difficult.

36. You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded.

37. Hi, the boss is not here and is off to fight World of Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else to do, please leave a message!

38. I am temporarily leaving due to force majeure, please be patient.

39. The user you are calling is no longer in the service area. If you want to solve this problem, please bang your head against the monitor

40. If it is noon, I will go to eat , I was called to give a lecture during working hours. If you were the boss, just pretend I didn’t say anything.

41. Oh, you are so naughty! Look, you came again before I finished speaking.

42. Note: Users using Tencent Mobile QQ may not be able to get your message immediately.

43. But if you want to buy me a movie, I want tomato flavor!

44. You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can ask for a proxy server, and if you can't afford one, the network will assign one to you.

45. The owner of the machine is running naked, and the owner of the machine has already run out of the service area.

46. My hands are always too soft, my heart is even softer, and I still chat with you when there is no topic. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now I can sleep without forcing myself.

47. Hello, I’m going to kill a few people and will be back soon.

48. It’s awesome. But the more powerful one is the Tang Monk type, which is so sticky.

49. I was very busy, sleepy, and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.

50. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Do you really not regret it?

51. Hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is a problem with your operating system. Please press ctrl+shift+del

52. Artificial respiration starts now, you breathe in, I spit back out

53. My current position: wc, posture: squatting face: Twitching state: During exertion.

54. The computer is processing your information, please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

55. If you want the owner to be away, please wait until the beep sounds and pick up the mouse to leave a message.

56. It’s not that I ignore you, it’s just that time is irresistible!

57. The user you are calling is no longer in the service area. It may be that the network is unavailable. To solve this problem, please bang your head against the monitor to ensure smooth network access.

58. Oh, you are so naughty! Look, you’re here again before I finish speaking~~

59. The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use this software, but the function of sending text messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register for the new version!

60. Hello, this is XXX’s automatic reply. Now that he is not here, this is all I can say to you!

61. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

62. ＊＊&＾%￥￥#￥#＠%&, okay, that’s it.

63. You are now connected to Seawolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting in the food. Thank you for your cooperation.

64. If you don’t avoid this kind of person, countless flies will get into your ears and buzz. The incomprehensible type

65. This type of people are generally resolute and decisive. The following reply is full of tricks, making people dumbfounded:

66. I will go to the back mountain to study the matter of eating Tang Monk with the old demon from Montenegro. I will talk about it when I come back.

67. Sorry, the user you are calling is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor now until it sparks. I will reply to you after hearing the sound.

68. Hi~ I’m not here right now. If you have anything, please leave a message after hearing the sound of ****?****!

69. Go away. If you don’t reply within 3 minutes, please don’t get mad, because I’m posing in front of the camera!

70. The user you are calling is being processed by the system. Please call again later.

71. The user you are calling has not installed oicq

72. Dear, please wait for me, my child is crying

73. Sorry , the network is unavailable, please resend.

74. Want to chat with me? I don’t know much, that’s all!

75. Even angels take a nap sometimes, haha, just play by yourself for a while.

76. I’m dating other girls (GG). I’ll date you when I’m done!

77. Sorry! I'm already dead! But thanks for coming to see me! I will also visit you at 12 o'clock tonight!

78. Is there a place you really want to go? Is there something you really want? Do you have any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleeping group and do dream work

79. Sorry, due to server issues, the message you just sent was lost. Please resend it.