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20 1 1 Happy New Year to friends.

The new year has come again, and the blessings have come. Bless my friend: the future is flat, there is money in my pocket, sweet is long, and bitter is short; Double your salary, eat well, dress well, often have new lovers, and pursue wider and wider distances!

How can you miss the Spring Festival gift? Write a short message: "I want to invite you to dinner" and send it to my mobile phone number. I have the opportunity to get my autographed cd, and the number is limited. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

In the Year of Rabbit, I wish friends all over the world: comfortable work, satisfied salary, warm bed, caring friends, caring people, everything goes well, always happy, everything goes well!

I wish my friends peace and happiness! In the atmosphere of the New Year, send this "overweight" blessing to the most special friend. Happy Year of the Rabbit!

Happy Spring Festival, my friend! I wish you success every year, every month, every day and every moment is full of energy. Wish you all the best!

Don't try to be brave when you are tired, have a rest! Don't be bored, be happy! Don't go to bed early when you are sleepy! Don't take it all, share it! Think about it, stop talking, contact! Life is short, be kind to yourself!

Faint friendship is true, faint attachment is faint, faint yearning is deep, and faint blessing is true! may you have a happy new year!

I may forget the people I laughed with; I will never forget the people I cried with. Happy new year, my friends and I are in trouble.

The new year has come again. I wish you good health and all the best. Eat whatever you want and earn as much as you want! ! Work hard in the new year! Everything depends on people!

The bell rings, the years go by, stories are left, hope is brought, hope is beautiful, blessings are sent, and I wish my friends a happy New Year.

The wise man said: friends not only talk and laugh, but also share their troubles. I can't see you often, but our friendship remains the same. I didn't contact you often, but I kept you in my heart. I wish you a happy new year!

Don't give gifts on New Year's Day, send a short message to wish you happiness forever, good luck can't be separated from you, the God of Wealth follows you, the money rolls into the bag, and all the benefits are for you!

In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1 Repairing elevators for Mount Everest; 2. WaChangCheng; 3. Put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: 1. Wear gloves to prevent flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you.

10, I miss 9 other people, 8 photos, 7 photos of you, 6 puppies, 5 like you, 4 bones, 3 for you, 2 down-to-earth. 1 It must be you. I really want to lead you every day. I wish you a happy new year and a pleasant journey to the end.

Do not move! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen to me carefully: Happy New Year to you. I didn't meet you on New Year's Eve, I didn't have an appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and I didn't accompany you after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

There are surprises after reading it in one breath: five blessings wishes you a wonderful life again and again, and I send you a carefully prepared New Year gift! Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, conveying auspicious snowflakes.

The imperial edict is: bring goods to Fengtian, and the emperor called: Because I owed me 30 cents for the Spring Festival last year, I am not allowed to shit for three days, and I am not allowed to bring paper until I die! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, freeze diamonds, grow jade trees, hang pearl frost and have agate fruits. Be careful! Happy spring festival!

On New Year's Eve, cheers continued; Inconvenient to disturb the phone; New Year message has fulfilled my wish; I wish your family good health; Have a good time and earn more in the coming year; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy!

If you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year; If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls! Happy spring festival!

A kilo of peanuts and two kilos of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom and bear fruit in the Year of Rabbit.

Solemnly declare: this short message has never been forwarded, never seen before, the packaging is simple, sincere, original and genuine, and piracy will be investigated. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Rabbit!

I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you are unfortunately over-funded. Fortunately, the message can be replied. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope it won't make him angry, let alone choose to commit suicide bravely.

Turn the sand in the Sahara into wealth, turn the water in the Pacific Ocean into happiness, and take the top of the Himalayas as a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you good fortune and happiness in the new year!

The cutest message of the year: the person who receives it will never be fired, the person who looks at it has a successful career, the person who saves it has a sweet love, the person who deletes it has good luck again and again, and the salary of the person who forwards it has skyrocketed!

With the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread, I would like to extend my sincere wishes to you and wish you a happy New Year!

In the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; Be handsome and ugly; It is a good thing to be old and not in good health; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It's good to have a stable life!

I hold Harry R26 Potter's wand in my hand and sincerely pray: I will turn all my happiness into cream, all my blessings into chocolate, and make a cake that will be happy forever ... and smash you! Happy new year!

Happy new year's day ~ my friend! I wish you success every year, good luck every month, joy every day, joy every time, and vitality every moment. Wish you ~ ~

May all sadness and misfortune end with the end of 2005, and may all happiness and happiness come with the arrival of the new year! Happy New Year and all the best!

Give you some bubbles! Oooooooooo bubble is full of care and happiness! I hope you have a happy life in 2006 ~ ~ ~