When you are by my side, it means everything to me, and when you are not by my side, it means everything to me.

1. Pigs can't talk, but hum songs with their noses. Just like some girls, they always say: Hum! I heard that your mobile phone has no SMS function, so I sent this SMS to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours! A jet fighter roared past in the sky, and the bird was surprised to see it. Bird: Mom, why does that bird fly so fast? Mother Bird: Try setting a fire on your ass! 4. It's really tiring to marry a wife. I washed my feet, rubbed my legs and beat my back, and then slept in bed with me, as if I hated the old society and my hands were full of bitter tears! 5. Think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

It is said that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For your fate, can I climb two less so that I can catch up with you early and wait for your curtain call? If you agree, please reply: I agree, if not, please reply. I just agree. If you don't reply, I will acquiesce in your unconditional consent. 7.m: May I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on?

Woman: On the right, what's the matter?

M: Then I'll sleep on the left from today and leave the right for you.

Woman: You ........... 8. I heard that your mobile phone has no SMS function, so I sent this message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours! 9. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home. 10. You are on the other side, waiting.

Like me, idiot.

Wind, lower your head and listen.

The birds have gone away.

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