Sultry love quotes and funny jokes

Funny and Funny Love Quotations

Funny and Funny Love Quotes. Many times, a period of ambiguity is required before a relationship begins. The ambiguity period is the period when two people are emotionally full. During this period, men and women often flirt with each other. Let me show you some flirty love quotes and funny jokes. Funny love quotes 1

1. "Didn't you say you wouldn't touch me tonight?"

"I'm not a bumper car, why should I touch you? Touch you That’s it.”

2. “Do you smell something burning?”

“No, what does it smell like?”

"My love for you is burning."

3. "Don't send me WeChat messages if you have nothing to do tonight, I have to study"

"Otherwise I will be distracted thinking about you ”

4. “Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me?”

“If not, I’m thinking of a solution.”

5. "The world is just a giant claw machine, and I'm standing next to the window."

"I just want you."

6. "I I found you are not suitable for dating”

“Suitable for marriage”

7. “The way you eat is so cute”

“Have you practiced?” < /p>

8. "Why are you so vulgar, always posting selfies"

"I watched it several times"

"My hands are sore"

9. "The most beautiful morning I have ever seen is at five o'clock in the morning, when the sun shines on your sleeping face"

10. "I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, you will grow up." You are like this"

"The most I can get is the top three in the beauty contest"

11. "Do you have a boyfriend?"

"If not, do you want to have one? If yes, do you want to change it? If not, do you mind having one more?"

12. I think we should go swimming.

Why... I won’t go in the cold weather.

Idiot, we fell in love.

13. ''Don't you think we are similar?''

''What are we like''

''Husband and wife look alike''

14. ''I find that your presence always has a smell''

''What smell''

''The taste of happiness''

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15. "I don't want to be an episode in your life"

"I want to be the theme song of your life" Funny love quotes 2

Humorous, funny and provocative

1. If you receive this message, you like me, if you delete it, you have a crush on me, if you reply to this message, you just want to marry me, if you don’t reply, you will agree to marry me, if you modify it, you will die, you are all mine. , if you save it, it will be mine in the next life!

2. Kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are Coke and Sprite; Kiss you, it is nothing, just because of me Love you.

3. You want me to count the stars with you and give you a romantic mood. What if there are no stars? You tortured me until I saw stars!

4. Before I met you , my heart is like a small river, trickling smoothly; after meeting you, it is like a vast ocean, surging with light and surging waves!

5. Is it true that the encounter is accidental? Only after we break up can we understand the dignity of friendship. Is it precious? It’s really hard to love and be loved! It’s hard to say goodbye when we meet, and it’s hard to break up when we love each other. It’s too late to look back and regret!

6. I found you are not suitable to talk to Fall in love, suitable for marriage.

7. The day I met you was the starting point of our life’s happiness, but falling in love with you is the happiness of my life!

8. My dear, your legs must be very sore. Right? Because you have been running in my mind all day long!

9. If you cry, my face will always be wet; if you are sad, my heart will always be crying!

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10. Before a monkey eats peanuts, he has to stuff them into his butt and then take them out to eat.

The administrator explained: Someone once fed it a peach, but the peach core couldn't be pulled out. The monkey was frightened. Now it must be measured before eating.

11. The sea is not dry and the rocks are not rotten. My love, as long as you are happy, I will change them all together.

12. If you were a lovely red apple, I would be a lazy worm and chew you!

13. Only when I meet you will I know what love is. Lucky. I have hugged you and understood what blazing warmth is. After kissing you, I know what is the sweetest thing in the world. With you, I will have no regrets in this life!

14. Sometimes I hope that I am the holy fire on the top of Everest, igniting your thousand-year-old frozen heart; sometimes I hope that I am the one in the forest. Flame, cover your body deep in the soil; do you think it is okay?

15. There is a kind of touch that can make people burst into tears, and there is a kind of excitement that can make people look up to the sky and scream. , there is a kind of touch that can make people feel tender. Just because I have you and me!

16. It’s good to have someone who misses me, like being embraced by the moonlight! You quietly live in the castle of my heart! We have each other to rely on!

17. It turns out that being able to endure hardships for the ones you love is also a kind of happiness, but there are only a few people in the world who can enjoy this kind of happiness.

18. You are a positive number. I am a negative number and we are both rational numbers. They are a natural couple.

19. Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am hollow!

20 . Happiness is short-lived, it will grow wings and fly away. I hope you will remember that this silly woman like me once loved you!

21. Husband, your legs must be very sore! Because you have been running in my mind all day long!

22. Why are you so vulgar? You always post selfies. My hands are sore after watching them several times.

23. If you were the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field next to you. The heavy snow is like a quilt, and I will sleep next to you.

24. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day I can see you is a sunny day; whether it is yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day.

25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; I miss you when I am happy, just like I miss the shade of a tree under the scorching sun.

26. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The biggest hope is to have you accompany me crazy for the rest of my life!

27. Are you willing to experience it with me? How does it feel to be single? I have been proud for more than ten years and I feel scared when I see you.

28. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

29. You are crazy, I am stupid, I am so entangled that I have no teeth!

30. Do you know why I like you? You have a playful face and a panda figure, and you are naive. The wind-catching ears are good luck, the swaying steps are funny, and you are the best match for watching exhibitions.

31. A red thread connects the fate, the mutual affection connects the love, I visit the thatched cottage to invite you on an date, you are besieged on all sides by rivals in love, all kinds of things coax you to have fun, there is no owner in the world when I see you, I want to marry you all over the place, I will risk death all my life. I love you, and we are perfect for marriage. Marry me and you will be the only one for me.

32. When I meet you, I am destined in this life; when I fall in love with you, I am willing to do so; when I leave you, the sky is dark and the earth is dark; when I lose you, I will be finished!

33. Keep walking westward, crossing the morning and evening line, cross the date line, and go back to the day I first met you.

34. With full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared the acacia soup, adding a little more tenderness, and seasoning it with a little happiness, so that you will love me even more after drinking it!

35. I watched the stars at night, and found an abnormality. Surrounding your constellation, there are actually What happened to a circle of lucky light that is rare in ten thousand years? I calculated again and again, wow! It turns out that I have fallen in love with you! Funny love quotes 3

Humorous, funny and flirty Copywriting of human words

1. I just like you, I just love you, it’s none of your business.

2. Stop thinking about me, never, not even for a moment.

3. Every time I quarrel with you, I can’t fault you, but I love you.

4. The leaves are yellow, I will wait for you under the tree.

5. I hope that the last thing I see before going to bed is you.

6. The sweet movement is performed just for you.

7. I have not seen the starry sky since I saw your eyes.

8. It doesn’t matter if you don’t love me, it’s enough that I love you.

9. Holding your hand tightly is my lifelong dependence.

10. I am willing to return to the blue sky and the yellow spring with my son.

11. I love you, little brother, and I miss you every day.

12. I am impressed by your handsomeness and your responsibility.

13. I copied the love letter, but I really like you.

14. I am very worried about you. You must take care of yourself for me.

15. Whether a girl has connotation depends on her walking style.

16. I love you and will love you until death.

17. I am a wild horse that cannot be trapped, but I want to be a cat in your arms.

18. My love for you is non-negotiable, and my love for you will never change!

19. Even if what you give me is arsenic, I will drink it with a smile.

20. After confirming my eyes, I met the right person.