Funny ancient poems that have been adapted. Funny ancient poems that have been adapted.

I am a student. The following is purely self-edited, so most of it is about school, homework and teachers. Please don’t pay attention. Any similarities are purely coincidental~~

The rubbish pile beside Zhuque Bridge and the entrance to Wuyi Alley are covered in ashes. In the old days, swallows flew into the restaurants and never returned.

Li Bai was about to go out in a boat. Suddenly he heard a cry for help from the shore. The water in Peach Blossom Pond was a thousand feet deep. When he fished it out, he saw that it was Wang Lun.

You don’t wake up from your spring sleep, homework is floating all over the sky, and you come to cram school at night and don’t let you sleep.

The sky is high and the clouds are dark, and the dictation hand is about to break. If you don't get full marks in the exam, you are not a hero. The number of composition words is 20,000. The homework mountain is at its peak, the papers are swirling in the west wind, I have the pen in my hand today, when will I have my holiday and freedom?

Students are not afraid of difficult homework, they just take it easy with thousands of words and questions. The five subjects are meandering and fine, and the words are majestic and complete in two days. It’s warm on weekends without homework, but it’s cold during holidays when paper composition is done. I even enjoyed taking the exam with thousands of questions. After the third class, I was so happy.

Li Bai slept soundly under the bright moonlight in front of his bed. He dreamed of the Bull Demon King and was so frightened that he wet his crotch.

At noon on the day of hoeing, mines were buried in the soil, XX dug sweet potatoes and exploded them into two hundred and five.

XXX spends all day picking up rags, has acne on his face and looks ugly, and likes Ultraman. The house is a big haystack and the chair is a piece of rotten wood. One day while picking up trash on the road, he was hit and disabled by a truck. So I started walking around the city, picking up lunch boxes from trash cans. As winter comes, my fingers are frostbitten and my lips are dry. XXX, Yi Zhengdan, yelling at God, suddenly ran away naked, attracting a group of people to watch.

The teacher is really a scumbag. He only has to do more homework when talking, and he is so tired that he is almost blind. The sun sets, when can I go home?

The school has a strange scenery in autumn. Fish are dead and floating bodies are floating in the pond. The school bell is ringing. There is an emergency. The school gate is closed due to the haze. A set of papers is spread across thousands of miles, but there is nothing to do before the questions are finished. Papers are all over the floor with a faint ringing sound. People cannot sleep. The top students have gray hair and the poor students are tired.

Wuyan went to the teaching building, the teacher yelled, and the lonely homework classroom was locked and free. The cutting is not perfect, the arrangement is still messy, and the questions are worrying, especially the general feeling in my heart.

In the North School of Zhengzhou City, the water surface has dried up and the haze is low. Several early warblers turned into chickens, and some new swallows were skinned. She has a lot of homework, is criticized by the teacher for mistakes, and loves the computer for a few weeks. The principal is really missing one of the three.

There were 56 classes registered at the beginning of the school year. I made up the classes when I got there. There were still drafts all over the floor, so I kept them until 12 o'clock in the night.

Teacher Zhan of Zhuwai Primary School, the prophet of Chunjiang Pen Nuan School, his homework was all over the ground and his pencils were short, just when the papers were floating.

When a human being is born, he is inherently good. If he doesn’t do his homework, he is a good man. What should the teacher do if he finds out? Pick up a kitchen knife and fuck him. If you can’t do it, what should you do? Run to the United States for refuge. I can’t avoid it, what should I do? Go downstairs to find Ultraman. Ultraman, eating, picking his nose and touching his rice.

Funny adaptation of the poem There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, and Li Bai wants to drink soup. I drank a bowl of soup and peed all over my crotch.

The incense burner in Rizhao produced purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering three thousand feet, and I have no money when I touch my pocket!

There was bright moonlight in front of the window. Li Bai opened the window. When he saw the X-ray, all his teeth fell out.

Roasted egrets in front of Xisai Mountain, mandarin fish with peach blossoms and flowing water. Braised in braised or white, the egret and mandarin fish don’t need to go home

I haven’t seen my girlfriend before. I haven’t seen my work since. I’m looking at my pocket. Kongkong, you’re treating me to dinner

There was bright moonlight in front of the window, Li Bai opened the window. Seeing the X-ray, his hair fell out.

The sun shines on the incense burner and the purple smoke comes out, Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth was watering, and I didn’t have any money when I touched my pocket.

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Sunshine oven Purple smoke rises, and you can see the mutton skewers hanging in front of you from a distance.

The tears are flowing down three thousand feet, and there is no money in the pocket.

I can’t wake up from my spring sleep, but mosquito bites are everywhere.

The big bear comes at night, let’s see where you go!

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I sleep in the spring without waking up, and mosquito bites are everywhere. Baba sounds in the night, I don’t know how many people died.

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I sleep in the spring without realizing the dawn,

Mosquito bites are everywhere.

I bought pesticides,

I was fumigated.

Li Bai didn’t pay for the boat ride, so the boatman kicked him off the boat.

The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep.

I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not.

Qingming Festival

Du Mu of Tang Dynasty

It rains heavily during Qingming Festival

I am alone and want to die

Where is the beauty? Yes

The shepherd boy points to Sanlitun in the distance (look, Xiao Du’s poem is so profound. For the sake of Qingming Festival today, let him post this first)

Chun Xiao

Tang Meng Haoran

Spring sleeps without waking up

The beautiful girl from science and engineering

Can’t sleep at night

I went to look for it online (old Meng was not to be outdone)

In the Year of Li Gui in the South of the Yangtze River

Tang Du Fu

Looking for beautiful women in the chat room

q q Bubble M S N

It’s the beautiful scenery of science and engineering

We chatted so much that we wanted to meet people (hey, the poet is so ambitious)

Part 2

Early spring Zhang Shiba of the Ministry of Water Resources

Han Yu of the Tang Dynasty

The light rain in Beili is as moist as a cake

The beauty looks far away but not close at all

The most It’s a sad thing for a year

Online M M turned out to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han was hit hard)

Early departure from Baidi City

Tang Li Bai

Chaoci dormitory heart likes it

Netizens suddenly met each other

My face was full of sadness and I couldn’t stop crying

I had just almost reached the gate of hell (Shixian seemed to have encountered a carnivorous one~~Amen)

Mountain Walk

Tang Dumu

The stone path up Xiangshan Mountain is slanted

She and I in the depths of the white clouds

I thought the prince would meet the princess

It’s like a dinosaur meets a frog (Wow, it’s Xiao Du again, it seems he has a lot of feelings)

The Book of Songs. Jian Jia

Jian Jia is pale and white. Shuang

The so-called beautiful woman is on the other side of the net

When she meets her with pleasure, her face is fat and long

When she meets her with pleasure, her waist is like a big water tank. . . (Hey, our ancestors didn’t escape this disaster either...)

Bu Shuanzi

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology

She lives in Polytechnic North

Chat and meet every day

*** Call it a ghost. . . . (Why do poets also come to join in the fun~~ It’s really dinosaurs that have been around for generations)

Final chapter

Jiang Nanchun

Tang Dumu

The Internet is green and red

Chat and meet, the heart is gradually empty

Meet four hundred and eighty times

How many dinosaurs are among them (I can responsibly say, Xiao Du was already dead, and the consequences were serious.)

Send Yuan Er to Anxi

Beili Chaoyuqingchen

Full of disappointment and heartbreak

I advise you not to look for netizens again

Tomorrow I will become a monk and run to Shaolin (good words of gold and jade~~)

Looking for him through Baidu ,

Suddenly discovered,

The man was sleeping in the street office.

Li Qingzhao's "Like a Dream":

Drinking too much last night,

stumbled into the depths of the campus.

Vomiting, vomiting, startling countless mandarin ducks.

There was bright moonlight in front of the bed, and Li Bai climbed into bed. Pick up the machine gun and get ready to rob the bank.

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There is bright moonlight in front of the bed,

It is suspected to be frost on the ground.

Looking up at the bright moon,

lowering down to do the questions.

It doesn’t count (divination operator)

I am memorizing Chinese,

You are memorizing English.

Study every day without knowing the bottom,

I still have to learn anyway.

I can’t recite this word,

I can’t understand this sentence.

I only blame the school for being trapped in my heart,

I will definitely live up to my academic sentiment.

Please believe my words,

This will never be a lie,

I am sincere to you,

It’s just you I still don’t understand,

A person who loves you deeply,

understands how difficult it is to love you,

but infatuation will remain the same throughout life!

(Please look at the second word of each line)

Funny verse

.__________, making people haggard for Yixiao

Classmate’s answer: Take off your clothes I won’t regret it even if I take off my belt

(The correct interpretation is “I won’t regret it as my belt gets wider.” I admit that this is a problem with my thinking)

2. Asked him where he could get it so clear, __________

Student answer: There is a clear spring in the heart

(The correct interpretation is "Only the source of living water comes", we are still a little bit attached to the water~~~)

3. When *** cut off the west window candle, __________

Classmate’s answer: The couple sat together until dawn

(The Chinese teacher fainted with laughter while marking the papers. Later, he said in class This matter is dizzy again! The correct explanation is "When it rains at night in Bashan")

4. The earthworm shakes the big tree, __________

The student replied: Not moving

(The correct answer is "ridiculous but not self-sufficient". He is motionless and impressive, which is very true)

5. The beauty of a gentleman as an adult, __________

Student answer: Villain Stealing others' love

(fainting directly)

6. If you are poor, you will be alone, __________

Classmate's answer: If you are rich, you will have wives and concubines in groups

(Correct answer: Da Ze can help the world)

7.__________, who in the world does not recognize you

Student answer: Only one who looks like Saddam

(Sweat|||....)

8. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, __________

Student answer: Iron rods can also be ground into needles~~~~~~

(The correct interpretation is "Three thousand favors in one body")

9. Having a colorful phoenix with two flying wings, __________

Student answer: A plucked phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken

Another student answered: The husband and wife both returned the house

(The correct interpretation is "there is a clear understanding between the two minds")

10. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, __________

A classmate answered: Fighting at the end of the bed

Another student answered: Getting into the wrong sedan chair and marrying the right man

11.__________, a bad wife will not leave the court

Classmate’s answer: Don’t go to bed with a married woman

(The Chinese teacher was furious!) Classmate’s answer: One hair will last forever

(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it’s quite classic of.

The correct answer is "Qianli *** Chan Juan")

13. Egrets fly in front of Xisai Mountain, __________

Student answer: Turtles crawling by the river in Dongcun

(That’s right, it’s quite neat)

14. I advise God to cheer up, __________

The classmate replied: God roared at me three times

(The correct answer is “ Recruit talents regardless of pattern", Gong Zizhen)

15. I am born with talents that will be useful, __________

A student answered: Show your magical powers at critical moments

Another student answered : The mouse son can dig holes

(The Chinese teachers in the entire office laughed wildly without any image)

16. If the sky is affectionate, the sky will also grow old, __________

Classmate replied: If a person is not romantic, his youth will be wasted!

(The correct interpretation is "If there is no hatred for the moon, the moon will be round" Li He's "The Golden Bronze Immortal's Ci Han Song")

17. Relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, __________

Classmate's answer: Please don't tell him

(The correct interpretation is "A piece of ice heart in a jade pot")

18. The couplet in the final exam, the first couplet is that the hero's sword is not old

The second line of the junior high school student’s response is: My mother’s beauty is especially beautiful

19. Good medicine is bitter and good for the disease, __________

The student replied: You would be a fool if you don’t take it

No one has died since ancient times, __________

Student answer: It’s just that people die in order

(Ending: After the parent-teacher conference, the teacher left him to lecture the birds...)

20. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, __________

Classmate’s answer: The fragrance of Li Bai’s sleep

300 Funny Ancient Poems Adapted The sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke, Li Bai comes Roast duck restaurant.

My mouth was watering, and I didn’t have any money when I touched my pocket.

I can’t wake up from my spring sleep, but mosquito bites are everywhere.

No one can escape when a big bear comes at night.

Li Bai didn't pay for the boat trip,

The boatman kicked him off the boat.

The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep.

I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not.

Qingming Festival

Du Mu of Tang Dynasty

It rains heavily during Qingming Festival

I am alone and want to die

Where is the beauty? Yes

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun in the distance (look, Xiao Du’s poem is so profound. For the sake of Qingming Festival today, let him post this first)

Chun Xiao

Tang Meng Haoran

Spring sleeps without waking up

The beautiful girl from science and engineering

Can’t sleep at night

I went to look for it online (old Meng was not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian in the south of the Yangtze River

Tang Du Fu

Looking for beauties in the chat room

q q Bubble M S N

It’s the beautiful scenery of science and engineering

We chatted so much that we wanted to meet people (hey, the poet is so ambitious)

Part 2

Early spring Zhang Shiba of the Ministry of Water Resources

Han Yu of the Tang Dynasty

The light rain in Beili is as moist as a cake

The beauty looks far away but not close at all

The most It’s a sad thing for a year

Online M M turned out to be a pig. . .

(It seems that Mr. Han was hit hard)

Early departure from Baidi City

Tang Li Bai

Chaoci dormitory heart likes it

Netizens suddenly met each other

My face was full of sadness and I couldn’t stop crying

I had just come close to the gate of hell (Shixian seemed to have encountered a carnivorous one~~Amen)

Mountain Walk

Tang Dumu

The stone path up Xiangshan Mountain is slanted

She and I in the depths of the white clouds

I thought the prince would meet the princess

It’s like a dinosaur meets a frog (Wow, it’s Xiao Du again, it seems he has a lot of feelings)

The Book of Songs. Jian Jia

Jian Jia is pale and white. Shuang

The so-called beautiful woman is on the other side of the net

When she meets her with pleasure, her face is fat and long

When she meets her with pleasure, her waist is like a big water tank. . . (Hey, our ancestors didn’t escape this disaster either...)

Bu Shuzi

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology

She lives in Polytechnic North

Chat and meet every day

*** Call it a ghost. . . . (Why do poets also come to join in the fun~~ It’s really dinosaurs that have been around for generations)

Final chapter

Jiang Nanchun

Tang Dumu

The Internet is green and red

Chat and meet, the heart is gradually empty

Meet four hundred and eighty times

How many dinosaurs are among them (I can responsibly say, Xiao Du was already dead, and the consequences were serious.)

Send Yuan Er to Anxi

Beili Chaoyueqingchen

Full of disappointment and heartbreak

I advise you not to look for netizens again

I will become a monk and run to Shaolin tomorrow (good words from gold and jade~~)

Two funny adaptations of ancient poems Orioles were in love, and a crow came to cause trouble.

The Oriole turned into Ultraman and beat the crow to pieces.

Li Bai took a boat without any money, so the boatman kicked him off the boat.

I don’t know if Li Bai is dead or not, but suddenly a piece of paper floats over.

I am not dead!

Li Bai slept soundly under the bright moonlight in front of his bed.

Dreaming about the Bull Demon King makes you pull your crotch down.

It was noon on the day of hoeing, and my mother had a hard time.

Play mahjong in the morning and fight landlords in the afternoon.

Children sleeping

Vixen

The unkempt child learns to hang himself!

Xia Mian does not realize the dawn, mosquito bites are everywhere.

No one can escape when a big bear comes at night.

The Three-Character Classic

When a person is born, his nature is good, and he is a good man if he does not do homework.

What should I do if the teacher finds out and picks up a knife to fight him?

What should I do if I can’t do it? Go downstairs to find Ultraman.

What should I do if Ultraman is not at home? Pick up your schoolbag and get out of here.

A funny verse adapted from an ancient poem. Li Bai took a boat without paying for it, but the boatman kicked him off the boat. The water in Peach Blossom Pond was a thousand feet deep, and I didn’t know whether Li Bai was dead or not. Suddenly a piece of paper floated up and said I am not dead.

What are the funny ancient poems that have been adapted? Red beans are born in the southern country, listen to my love story. When spring comes and I send out a few branches, don't say I'm crazy. I hope you pick more and love you more. This thing is the most lovesick, I love you forever. My dear, I wish you happiness forever, I love you.

Don’t dream of Yiyi coming to Xie’s house, parting without distraction; the small corridor turns and winds slantingly, thinking about you day and night. There is only the moon in the spring garden, and the bright moon represents my heart. It is like a fallen flower that shines on someone who has left, and I accompany you in my dreams. I wish you a safe, carefree, happy and prosperous life, dear!

Far above the Yellow River among the white clouds, swan geese send letters to express their longing; in an isolated city on the Wanren Mountain, true love will never change. Why should the Qiang flute blame the willows? I will fall in love with you without regrets or regrets; the spring breeze does not cross Yumen Pass, but the years move the sky.

My dear, when will you marry me? Waiting for you to love you for ten thousand years!

I am a stranger in a foreign land. I feel unhappy when I leave my hometown. I miss my loved ones even more during the festive season. I drink alone with no one to accompany me. I know that my brother has climbed to a high place. I text him my blessings and plant dogwood trees everywhere. One less person, may your loved ones be blessed every day. May the relatives in my hometown be healthy and safe!

Yangliuqing and Qingjiang Rivers are at the same level. Remember to eat sesame cakes for breakfast. Hearing the singing on the Langjiang River, he spent his life happily. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, I love you most no matter what. The truth is that there will still be sunshine when there is no sunshine, which warms your heart and my true love. My dear, believe me, you are the love of my life.

I remember before I left, my loving mother sewed my clothes with thread in her hands. She sewed them tightly under the lamp, fearing that I would be late to return. Mom, I'm not with you anymore, so take good care of yourself. I miss you!

Three thousand miles away from my motherland, I miss you far away; I have been in the palace for twenty years, and I fall in love across time and space. With the sound of He Manzi, my heart calls you; my tears fall in front of you, and I return my home. My dear lover, I miss you very much. I see you in my dreams. I hope everything goes well and hope to reunite soon!

The Yellow River has thousands of miles of sand, and you can get whatever you want. Waves and winds blow from the end of the world, your fortune is great. Now go straight to the Milky Way and reach the top of the clouds, no one can compare with you. We went to the house of the Morning Glory and the Weaver Girl, where we drank and ate fish and duck. I wish your dreams come true, your life is nourishing, and your future is infinite.

Chaoci Baidi's colorful clouds, good luck will fly in front of you. Traveling thousands of miles to Jiangling, one day brings back health. The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying, and happiness greets you. The boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains, and the road ahead is broad and flat. I wish you a smooth life, everything goes smoothly, everything goes smoothly.

Whose jade flute is flying in the dark, longing and caring; the spring breeze fills Luo City, wandering outside to make money; hearing the broken willows in this nocturne, how sad it is to have no sleep at night; who can't afford his hometown? I love you and look forward to returning home soon; I wish you can reunite with your family as soon as possible and everything goes well.

Don’t say that slander is as deep as the waves, as long as you are confident and not dull; don’t say that passers-by are like sand, courage is the most true; although it is hard work, hard work is the only way; blow away the wild sand From the beginning to gold, it depends on my ability to gain success. I hope you will overcome setbacks in life and strive for self-improvement. Gold will always shine!

Thousands of birds have disappeared, but care will never end; thousands of people’s traces have disappeared, but thoughts will never die. A man in a lone boat with a coir raincoat looks into the distance every day; he fishes alone in the snow in the cold river, and the wild geese send blessings. May my dear you have good luck, peace and happiness!

Looking at the plum blossoms on the branches in the corner makes you feel at peace; Ling Han blooms alone, and your heart is naturally there; knowing that it is not snow in the distance is just for the sake of tenacity; for the secret fragrance comes, you are independent and not dependent on it. I wish you persevere in yourself, succeed bravely, and be persevering on the road of life!

Old friends bid farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower in the west, sending blessings to friends. Fireworks descended from Yangzhou in March. After the two places missed each other, the shadow of the solitary sail disappeared in the blue sky. I saw no relatives here, only the skyline of the Yangtze River. Flow, keep safe and keep complaining. Farewell to you, I wish you a safe journey!

Return to the depths of the mountains and go out for an outing to relieve sorrow. You must enjoy the beauty of the hills and valleys, and don’t linger in trouble. Don’t imitate Wuling people and be a happy person. Traveling to Taoyuan for a while, you will be happy every moment. In life, I wish you to be worry-free and happy forever.

The morning rain and light dust in Weicheng, it rains when I say goodbye to my friends; the guest house is green and the willows are new, and the catkins are flying in my heart. I advise you to drink more wine and turn your blessings into fine wine. When you leave Yangguan in the west, there are no old friends, so you have a safe journey. Dear friend, I wish you a happy journey and a happy life!

The bright moonlight in front of my bed illuminates my heart; I suspect it is frost on the ground, so I miss my wife; I look up at the bright moon, and my longing is even stronger; I lower my head and miss my hometown, wandering in the distance; I wish my friends to reunite with their loved ones soon , good health and happiness.

Adapted from a funny ancient poem, it can be used when swearing. Please ask the sun to shine on the incense burner to make purple smoke. Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth was watering, and I didn’t have any money when I touched my pocket.

I can’t wake up from my spring sleep, but mosquito bites are everywhere.

No one can escape when a big bear comes at night.

Li Bai didn't pay for the boat trip,

The boatman kicked him off the boat.

The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep.

I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not.

Chunxiao

Meng Haoran

Spring sleeps without waking up

The beautiful young lady from science and engineering

Can’t sleep at night

I went to look for it online

In the Year of Li Gui in the South of the Yangtze River

Du Fu

Looking for beauties in the chat room

q q bubble M S N

It is the beautiful scenery of science and engineering

I want to talk about speculation and want to meet people

In early spring, Zhang Shiba of the Ministry of Water Resources was outside

Han Yu

The light rain in Beili is as moist as cakes

The beauty looks far away but not close up

The saddest thing of the year

Online M M turned out to be a pig.

Bu Suanzi

Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology

She lives in Beijing Institute of Technology

We chat and meet each other every day

*** Called a ghost.

Friends and relatives in Luoyang ask each other, and the boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains. (If you are in debt, don’t run away!)

There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the floor, a doggy girl and a man on the bed, including you.

The sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke, and XX comes to the morgue.

Go to the West with your head on the ground and your feet on the sky, with a smile.

Send Yuan Er envoy to Anxi

Wang Wei

Beili Dynasty Early morning in the rain

Full of disappointment and heartbreak

I advise you not to look for netizens again

Tomorrow you will become a monk and run to Shaolin

Early White Emperor City

Li Bai

Chaoci Dormitory I like it very much

Netizens suddenly met each other

My face was full of sadness and I couldn’t stop crying

Just now we almost reached the gate of hell

Mountain trekking

Du Mu

The stone path up Xiangshan Mountain is sloping

She and I in the depths of the white clouds

I thought a prince would meet a princess

It was actually a dinosaur meeting a frog

The Book of Songs. Jian Jia

Jian Jia is pale, and the white dew is frost

The so-called beauty is on the other side of the net

When you meet her out of excitement, your face is fat and long

When you meet her out of excitement, your waist is like a big water tank.

Jiang Nanchun

Du Mu

The vast Internet is green and red

Chatting and meeting, the heart is gradually empty

Meeting four One hundred and eighty times

How many dinosaurs are there

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