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Dear users, your phone bill balance is less than 0. 1 yuan. Please sell your children, rice, blood, house, land and pay the mobile phone fee. Zhejiang Mobile will kowtow to you in the near future.

SMS-2。 According to statistics, more than 99.9% people who look like pig heads use the mouse to click buttons to read posts! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig!

Sms-3。 I really want to invite you to dinner, but there is no water supply during the day, no electricity at night, and I can't afford white flour without paying. I turned to Allen for help to find the answer: that was the primary stage of socialism. Look back: damn it, it will remain unchanged for a hundred years! Can I invite you to dinner?

Sms-4。 If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is a tear I miss you; If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless water drops in the sky, it is … stop dreaming, it's raining!

If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you are an orangutan!

SMS-6。 If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you'll be fine, right and innocent. I really envy you!

Sms-7。 If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

SMS-8。 Miss you is a happy thing! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! However, lying to you is how to return a responsibility!

SMS -9. Do you know why we are destined? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become a story that no one has ever told. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

SMS-10, I have been friends with you for so long, and you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.

Prank message-1 1, I like Teresa Teng, dead;

I like Barbara Yung and committed suicide;

I like Anita Mui, dead;

I like Ka Kui Wong, I fell dead;

I like Leslie Cheung, jumping off a building; I like you, do it yourself!

Sms- 12, wife is an active system, but it is very troublesome to install and uninstall; The little secret is the desktop, you can change it every day as long as you are interested; Lover is the internet, the scenery is infinite, and money is constantly spent; Miss is pirated software, remember to kill virus first when using it. SMS- 13, Part I: Recalling the past, a wife and a group of children were in Redmi and pumpkin soup. Part II: Look at the present white rice and turtle soup, a wife and a group of children. Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.

Trick message-14, starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to eliminate all young people with mental retardation who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

SMS-15. Late at night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head and distributing it. Bush was surprised and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so soft and confident!"!