What should I say when I send a text message to a boy? Cheer up, don't joke. It seems that I am very angry.

1. Money is not a problem, but no money!

I was drunk and refused to accept anyone, so I held the wall!

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

4. You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you must eat at least one pair of whales. ...

6. Clear water leads to no fish, while mean people lead invincible.

7. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough to use ~

8. Being pregnant is just like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

9. Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well ~ ~ ~

10. Colleagues may be nervous when they meet customers. As soon as they opened their mouths, they said, "Hello, Miss Liu, what's your name?" Sweat ~ ~ ~ ~

1 1. A female classmate is a little black and her boyfriend is a little white. One day, the poisonous queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this. You'll have zebras."

12. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

13. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

14. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

15. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it. Since then, there has been darkness in the world.

16. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit. ......

17. As a man, you must be a person wandering between A Niu and Niu C.

18. My name is God, my second name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma number is Tathagata. ...

19. People can't hang themselves on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.

20. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

2 1. The farmer's three punches hurt a little.

In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was a child, everyone loved me, but now I am a bitch.

23. I'm not afraid that my enemies are like tigers, but my teammates are like pigs.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

25. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

26. As long as you work hard and shit seriously.

27. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.

28. You can go as far as you want.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

30. Lovers form families.

3 1. Spring comes, and a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while. ..

32. Lie down where you fell.

33. If the tiger doesn't show off its strength, you can treat me as HELLO KITTY!

34. Donkeys can read backwards ~

◆ Women are plump, slim, slim, tall, slender, short and petite; Professor: 90% of adult women in China are not virgins. The President wrote to other 65,438+00% women. Have you ever heard of this? The girls shook their heads. "So you didn't get the letter!" ◆ "How much do you love me?" "As much as a dime." "Is that all?" "Isn't a dime ten dollars?" You are very creative. This is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention. God lost his temper. If you live, who will set off the beauty of the world without you!

0 1. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

02. Arguing with MM about whether a whale is a fish, I finally said "I also bring a personal word", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.

03. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.

05. Life can't be like cooking. You can't cook until all the materials are ready.

06. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Chefs for 20 years!

07. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women in XX campus will live forever. ...

09. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? ! So be realistic. ...

10. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

1 1. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

12. I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup. ...

13. Clear water means no fish, while mean people mean invincible!

14. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

15. Today, a group of Japanese people came to visit our school-to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people wearing clothes!

16. How far away your thoughts are, how far you go! ! !

17. I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers. ...

18. When the bank charges, it says, "This is in line with international practice!" When he was in service, he said, "We should consider China's national conditions!"

19. It is not necessarily a prince riding a white horse, he may be Tang Priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

20. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

2 1. Stand higher and pee farther.

22. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

23. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and then they broke up and became "It". ...

24. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do!

25. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

26. The Buddha said, "Looking back 500 times in the past life is only for passing by once in this life." Five hundred times in my life, I'd rather pass the world once.

27. What can I do to kill your lover ...

28. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you will know everything when you go out.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

30. I want to puppy love, but it's too late ...

3 1. Teacher! Just follow that old woman!

I love you! What do you care?

33. There is no limit to learning the sea, and turning back is the shore!

34. Life is interesting, because life is always fucking playing with me!

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

36. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

37. I really want to call your grandfather in person: Dad!

38. University of Science and Technology Beijing cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge taught by University of Science and Technology Beijing for life!

39. Friends around you, become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well ~ ~ ~

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...

4 1. Never seen such a disgusting school-set the mid-term exam on May 8th! ! ! (hidden)

42. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

43. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!

44. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and then they broke up and became "It". ...

45. I have never been reduced to an excellent college student, relying on strong quality!

46. Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp3 file I gave him had no image!

47. Life is sometimes like being * * * by a eunuch-resistance is pain, and non-resistance is still pain!

48. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six!

49. It rains in the east and rains in the west, and the tutor is heartless. So I will fight with my classmates in the exam!

50. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.