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One day, a female drug addict was arrested in the police station. The police saw a tattoo on her hand and asked her why she had her boyfriend's name tattooed on her hand. Is his name Xiao Liang? . Ah. . Is it? Tell me quickly. . Does he take drugs? . . . Say it! I saw the female drug addict look up and say to the police with angry eyes ... this is a word full of hatred. .

This story tells us. . . It's best not to get fat after tattooing-_-!

Xiaoming owes 200,000 yuan to the underground bank. Xiao Ming begged him to stay a few more days. The man at the bank said, "Be sure to return it tomorrow, otherwise ... chop off two fingers; The day after tomorrow ... chop 4; On the third day ... "

Xiao Ming: "Don't you have to return it?" Banker: "No, you will become a Tinker Bell. 」

One day, a confessor came to the church.

He said to the priest, [Father, I was wrong. ]

The priest said: [As long as you admit your mistake, God will certainly forgive you. ]

The confessor said, [I stole a man's bike, and now I want to give it to you. ]

The priest said: [No! Don't give it to me. Give it back to the donor. ]

The confessor said, [I asked him, but he didn't want it. ]

The priest said: [then you can accept it! ]

When the priest got off work, he found that the bicycle parked in the backyard was gone!

A person, go to church to confess.

He said to the priest, I took in a Jew during World War II.

The priest said: this is a good thing, why repent?

He said: I let him live in my attic and charge him 100 a day.

The priest was surprised: Is that so?

The man went on, but I haven't told him that World War II is over!

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