How to humorously refuse to give red envelopes during the Chinese New Year?

First, how to humorously refuse to send a red envelope?

1, I'm already poor.

2, money is a good medicine, and it has a blatant effect.

From now on, whoever speaks first is an asshole.

4. Is there nothing between us but red envelopes?

True feelings are not measured by money. Talking about money hurts feelings.

6. Why didn't you say so earlier when you had no money? I'm applying for a credit loan now, and I can have as much as I want.

7. I won't give gifts this holiday, so I'll send you a short message. Health and happiness are with you, and good luck is inseparable from you.

8. Please show me two photos of 1 inch, a written application of 1000 words, a copy of ID card and household registration book, a certificate of family difficulties issued by the community and a letter of introduction from the local government. I will reply to you within seven working days. Thank you for your cooperation.

Second, how to politely refuse other people's red envelopes

1. If the relationship between the two parties is good, you can just say that you don't need a red envelope.

2. After receiving the red envelope, increase the amount appropriately to make up a lucky number and send it to the other party, which will not be ungrateful, but also make the other party feel our sincerity.

3. After seeing the other party send you a red envelope, reply an expression with the content "The other party has received your mind and replied to you".

If you really don't know how to refuse, you can refuse to accept the red envelope at any time and return it to the other party automatically after 24 hours.

Summary: red envelope etiquette must be properly grasped, so as not to damage each other's face or lose their own principles.