Happy birthday and interesting wishes.

1, for you and you, I don't know how many soul mates have been separated; To tell the truth, I really admire you a little; As you said, as long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that can't be dug down; Look how learned you are. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

2. Damn it, what a fucking reality this society is; Big breasts don't mean they must be mothers, but what's fucking irritating is that rich people must be grandfathers; You son of a bitch, are you just handsome? Fuck women every day and make a fortune. Happy birthday, Brother Duck! Take care of yourself.

Beauty, I heard that the CPC Central Committee issued a new regulation yesterday, saying that you should pay taxes when you look in the mirror in the future. I'm really worried about you! Just like you, you will lose everything; Look less in the mirror! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

In this life, if a woman wants to live, she must live wonderfully and can't tolerate others. If you can't shock the world with coquettish, at least you should touch the world with lewdness; I think you are doing well, but you should pay attention to your health. Happy birthday!

Yesterday, I was shocked to receive the news that your birthday was coming. Didn't you say you were raped by Sichuan University? I heard that you didn't do anything at that time, but you posed to satisfy Sichuan University to the greatest extent. Unexpectedly, you are still alive. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

6. Friend, I have a word for you! A man sends a bra to a woman, which shows that he wants to establish a lover relationship with this woman; If a woman gives a pair of underwear to a man, it means that they are all lovers; But you gave me underwear and ran away with someone else; You are cruel. Happy birthday!

7, brother, I know that you have always been a very single-minded person; But at the moment of your birthday, I have to give you a warning. Are you alone? Don't hang yourself from a tree. It's best to try it several times on several trees. If you die, you are completely dead. You are right! Happy birthday!

8. What are you pretending to be pure in front of me? You think I don't know? There has never been a charming mother on the internet, and the broken flowers are lined up; I saw several pairs of mandarin ducks, also pheasants, abnormal; What else can you be? Happy birthday to you is good enough.

9. Brother, I am really touched by your sincere concern for many years, on your birthday; I say to you: "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for your family, thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations"; Thank you. Happy birthday! No disease or disaster in one's life.

10, beauty, I have heard a saying that a woman will not have dysmenorrhea after giving birth to a child. I don't know if it's true; Otherwise, I think you can try! It's birthday, just ask any man for one! Happy birthday to you.

1 1. If a woman wants me, I will not only wash her underwear, but also buy her menstrual paper. I will do whatever a woman does. My hands are rough for this woman, and I would rather be the naked man behind her for this woman in my life; Do you want it? Accept me! Happy birthday!

12, to be honest, I think you are too pure in this world, as pure as a piece of paper; To tell the truth, sometimes, I think you are so fucking shameless; Today is your birthday. May you always be pure!

13, brother, life is like this; When we were young, we ate, drank and enjoyed life. When people reach middle age, in order to support their families, we run around; In old age, we can only squat at home and snore with passers-by; What, you said you didn't like it yet? Old, no one wants it; Happy birthday!

14, friend, on your birthday, I want to share something with you; I just made a girlfriend recently and dumped me in just three days. Brother, what kind of world are you talking about? The reason why she broke up with me is: "Who told you that you are a virgin, three times five divided by two is over, and you don't want me"; Shit, I think, am I looking for an adulteress, or has the world changed and virgins are worthless? Depressed, happy birthday to you!

15, dear, when your birthday comes, I want to say a word to you, I hope you can promise; Dear teacher, I have loved you for a long time. Please wait now. I will propose to Buddha. Happy birthday, dear!