What are some funny jokes?

I was chatting with my friends just now, and they talked about you, did you know? I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It was too much! I don’t treat you like a pig at all!

One day, I told you that you were a pig, and you said: It’s weird that I am a pig. So I started calling you a pig. Finally one day you couldn't help but declare loudly in front of everyone: I'm not a pig!

Psychological test: Click down for those who think they have a high IQ, click down for those who think they are quite humorous, click down for those who think they are quite attractive, and click down for those who think they are quite handsome. Press, test result: quite shameless

In your eyebrows I see the vicissitudes of life, in your eyes I see confidence, in your forehead I see the years, in your lips and teeth I see If you see leeks, go brush your teeth!

Can't do anything anymore?

What if all the pigs in the world died? (Play a song) Answer: At least I still have you