Funny words to coax your wife to forgive

1. My dear, quarreling with you is to adjust my mood, accidentally hurting you is out of necessity, please calm down. Try to be more technical in the next quarrel and never make you angry!

2. My dear, I'm sorry, please forgive me. It's all my fault that I was too reckless at the time and made you flustered. Please forgive me this time. Your magnanimity, I will never be like this next time!

3. If I am not good, I will reflect on it; if I am wrong, I am guilty; if it is my fault, I should live it. Dear, please forgive me. I was wrong! My wife is gentle, virtuous, well-organized, and well-educated, but I don't know how to appreciate it. I'm sorry for you, please forgive me!

4. Holding the pen of lovesickness in your hand, write a sentence of "I'm sorry" . Meeting you in this life is the most beautiful miracle. I want to write the most touching ending with you. My dear, don’t be angry with me anymore. May our love be happy and beautiful.

5. Friends who are born do not need to be in frequent contact, but they will always be remembered in their hearts. Although they occasionally lose their temper, they are always concerned about them in their hearts. I hope my friends will not be angry again.

6. Forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can’t forgive me, then just keep calling and scolding me. I am willing to be scolded by you until I grow old!

7. Your misunderstanding has frozen my sincere heart at the bottom of the sea. I feel the pain of loneliness, the fear of darkness, the suffocation of cold life in my heart. Please forgive me! Save me from the bottom of the sea quickly, love me, please care. .

8. My dear, don’t be angry anymore. Are you hungry? Then treat me like a little carp. I’ll let you cook it, cook it, cook it, braise it, or steam it. .....It's all up to you! Then let me slowly fall down your throat and into your stomach, lie quietly in your warm stomach and sleep sweetly. How comfortable!

9. As a silly person, I made an unintentional mistake, and I hope you can forget it; with a foolish heart, I have supreme true feelings, and I only hope that the sky will be sunny after the rain. With a heart full of guilt and deep love for you, I hope to win your forgiveness and favor!

10. I feel sad, facing the sky, giggling in a daze; I am a little helpless, in front of you , but you ignored it; I have a request, please forgive me and don’t do it next time!

11. Your leaving made me understand what loneliness means? What did your anger let me know? I regret it so much; your indifference makes me heartbroken. Please forgive me so that I can prove myself that you are the only one in my life.

12. Foolish people make people sad, and smart people make people happy. I was a fool once and made the person I love sad. I want to change my ways and become a smart person. I pray for forgiveness from the one I love the most, and ask for forgiveness of my sins. (Comforting words)

13. After people are angry, they often feel unwell. Traditional Chinese medicine says that all diseases are caused by qi. Here are some recommended foods that can smooth qi and treat other diseases: radish smoothes qi and strengthens the stomach. , beer is smooth and appetizing, roses are the same, lotus root, hawthorn, etc. are the same.

14. Don’t completely deny me because of this matter. At least keep me at home for the next year.

15. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really didn't mean to hurt you, and I really want to make peace with you. Please forgive me.