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I recently changed my mobile phone number and wanted to tell my friends by text message. How to put it better?

The world is changing too fast. Some people change cars: some people change rooms: some people change wives: some people change lovers: some people change jobs; Someone changed their mobile phone. In order to keep pace with the times. I solemnly declare that I want to change my number, too. I am. . .

Because there were too many suitors, I changed my number. You are my favorite, so please keep in touch with me.

My phone number is 13xxxxxx.

Hello, dear friend: When you dial13 * * * * * *, you will hear that this number has been cancelled. When you dial13 * * * * *, I will say hello to you very kindly!

Because I changed my number!

Because too handsome (beautiful) was harassed by the opposite sex, she changed her new number. The current number is 123456789. Please delete this message immediately after saving it to prevent the number from being leaked. If anyone asks, please keep your mouth shut. Please forgive the inconvenience caused by paparazzi!

Recently, he was hunted down. So I changed my number again. . . . .

Choose for yourself.