Funny and meaningful short sentences

1. Those who can’t lose weight are always in commotion, and those who can’t eat fat are emboldened.

2. The happiest thing in life is to have a mischievous wife.

3. From now on, if you call me ugly, I will treat it as if you are confessing your love to me.

4. Don’t compete with me. Although I can’t act coquettishly, I can wrestle.

5. You said you wanted to see your left ear, but I searched the whole hospital and you were in the movie theater.

6. Yang Yangyang is such a good name, so I won’t call him Chen Chenchen.

7. Happiness is: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

8. I am not bright, charming, or gentle, but I love you more than just words.

9. Do what you want to do, and for anything else, let the pigs talk nonsense.

10. Money is useless in my hands, like garbage, but I used it to buy the humblest love.

11. There are always a few people. When the teacher asks them to get up to answer questions, the whole class laughs.

12. What is the last thing you want to do when sleeping in a warm bed at night? ——Bedwetting!

13. I want to grow old with you.

14. Love is not looking at each other, but looking in the same direction together.

15. I have a super power, that is, even if there are thousands of people, I can find you immediately.

16. I sent a text message to my mother. I typed one more word, and now I am being criticized. The text message was: Damn, where have you been?

17. During abstinence, don’t disturb! Otherwise, I will break the precept.

18. Don’t ignore mom, she was just a flower back then!

19. It is said that women are like water, so I learned to swim.

20. When you are sad, you will cry when you are a child, but when you grow up, you will laugh when you are sad.

21. Don’t always talk about your face that is easy to fade away. The beauty is not outstanding and the ugly is not fresh.

22. Fear that you will lose everyone, leaving one person alone to die of old age.

23. No one can replace your place in my heart, because you have no place in my heart at all.

24. If your ugliness could generate electricity, all power stations around the world would be shut down.

25. My love for you begins when we first meet and ends when we grow old.

26. When the sun goes down, it will still come up tomorrow. Even if I fail in the exam, I will still be as happy tomorrow.

27. I never lie, except for this sentence.

28. Don’t say I’m fat. I’ll think you’re jealous that I eat better than you.

29. There is always someone who can defeat you just by smiling at you, such as the head teacher outside the window.

30. A gentleman pretends to be dead to be a confidant, and a woman undergoes plastic surgery to please someone.

31. When you feel particularly charming, you must take a photo and let the photo sober you up.

32. As long as you call her wife, you have to cherish it with your life.

33. I blinked at you, but you insisted that it was a discharge.

34. Our love is like a half-sung song, intermittent.

35. Cough! Say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't.

36. Don’t always be a scapegoat. If you have the ability, do it the other way around.

37. Since I fell in love, my waist no longer hurts, my head no longer hurts, and my heart stops beating.

38. When will the bright moon come? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

39. Luck is when opportunity happens to hit your hard work.

40. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world.

41. Being alone, listening to the songs of two people, is so warm and desolate.

42. Being a foodie is carefree, being a crazy person is worry-free.

43. Someone secretly has a crush on you. Will you be tempted if you find out? ——I think I will change my mind.

44. You are the best example of failed abortion!

45. Losing ten dollars is more uncomfortable than falling out of love, and picking up ten dollars is happier than getting married.

46. Since I became single, my phone bills have been saved, I have become energetic, and my heart no longer aches.

47. People are transformed from monkeys, so there is no one who is not cheap.

48. The luckiest thing is that when he has many choices, he still chooses to be with you.

49. Your lover doesn’t have to be perfect, you are enough!

50. I want to study more. Even if I become a gangster in the future, I will still be an educated gangster.

51. When I saw you hiding yourself with a leaf, I smiled and flicked the dirt on your body.

52. Carve loneliness on the wine bottle, drink it into your bladder, urinate it out, and let loneliness spread all over the floor!

53. It is better to find someone who loves you than to find someone who loves you. Being loved is happiness.

54. It’s been a long time since I was a bitch, bitch. I heard that you have become a bitch in one?

55. People who don’t understand me, please don’t use your B thoughts to evaluate me. We are not familiar with each other, and you are not qualified.

56. Everyone has a temper, and they will endure all their anger for you just because that person loves you more than you do.

57. Black people don’t eat chocolate because they are afraid of biting their hands.

58. Learning to ignore is a road to inner peace.

59. I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

60. People who don’t dare to show their affection in public are usually because they don’t like to have a spare tire.

61. I looked at you frequently on the bus, and you looked at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you held your wallet tightly.

62. When the emperor dies, it is called death, when a commoner dies, it is called death, and when the emperor dies, it is called oh yeah.

63. I am not the jasmine honey tea you bought, and I don’t have another good chance.

64. Whenever you invite me to dinner, I will go out and buy you a bag of crispy noodles.

65. When your hair reaches your waist, I will activate my double swords, cross slash and run wild, and take away all your long hair!

66. On the surface, I don’t care about your compliment, but in fact, my heart is full of flowers.

67. Cow dung is still cow dung, and it will not turn into sweet pastry even if it is steamed in a pot.

68. The important thing in life is not where you stand, but the direction you are facing.

69. What I hate the most is people who don’t reply to me after I send them text messages for a long time. Don’t read, I’m talking about you.

70. Happiness has just begun, but sadness has already lurked.

71. Standards for otaku and otaku: use the computer as the center of the circle on the bed and the arm length as the radius to pick up items.

72. You are so cute that you attract countless blind people to bow to you.

73. Love is like two people holding a rubber band. The one who gets hurt is always the one who is unwilling to let go!

74. I am actually a person with dreams, but reality is too hungry and eats up my dreams.

75. Some people say that you won’t have dysmenorrhea after giving birth to a child, so give birth to one!

76. The only thing I can afford to hold and put down is chopsticks.

77. Mathematics is already on my knees, I don’t know English, I am drunk on chemistry, I have no memorization of Chinese, physics is useless, and I am already asleep.

78. We cannot be born together, but we can harm the common people together.

79. Only those who are good-looking have youth, and those who are not good-looking only have acne.

80. Don’t always be nice to me. Is it possible that just chatting with me all day long will make you **?

81. When a woman pursues a man, there is a veil between them. Men chase women, and mothers are separated from each other.

82. Chatting with me is not asking for bed. Don’t always say um, um, oh, oh.

83. System prompt: Your love transmission to me has been suspended and the other party has refused to receive it.

84. I am ugly, but I am very ugly, so I am very ugly.

85. Life is like shit. Sometimes you work very hard, but what comes out is just shit.

86. In today’s reversed era, men play pretty and women play handsome. Rich people but no money dig into their pockets, and they don’t play innocent games but play perverts.

87. When you don’t reply to my messages, I feel like you are in Uniqlo.

88. Teacher, something bad has happened. My homework eloped last night.

89. Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

90. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs.

91. I originally wanted to give the world a warm embrace, but instead received slaps from all directions.

92. Don’t worry about my need for a sense of security. You think I am a specialized anti-virus software.

93. My life has side A and side B, and your life has side S and side B.

94. I like to rely on you, just like the stars rely on the night sky and never leave you.

95. I have been a close friend for ten years but I don’t know what you are thinking. Then love makes us unable to guess!

96. To me, the past was unremarkable; but the future has always been colorful.

97. Sometimes when I am doing something, I suddenly feel that this scene seems to have appeared in a dream.

98. Anything I can’t let go must be because I can’t have it.

99. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

100. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to work; if it does, I will continue to sleep!