College students' funny drama scripts (related to recent hot spots and hot words)

Campus humor drama-boys' dormitory series 507.

The teacher lives in the dormitory tonight.

People in this issue: Master of One Room, Gong, Pang San, and Teacher Chen.

Director: The teacher lives in the dormitory tonight!

Gong Xi: Which teacher? Man or woman?

Head teacher: You said our head teacher is a man and a woman?

Gong Xi: It's hard to say!

Pang San: For the record, I won't be crowded with him. I must squeeze myself to lose weight!

Gong Xi: Come on! It's not enough to sleep alone in that bed with your bloated figure!

Head teacher: Wang Cheng has a rest tonight, and Teacher Chen sleeps at his house!

Pang San: It's a good thing I didn't sleep in the upper bunk, otherwise I would definitely collapse!

Gong Xi: Pang San, try to get rid of your smelly feet!

Pang San: How to solve it? More than ten years!

Gong Xi: That's not easy. Find a beauty shop.

Pang San: I still spend money on beauty for my broken foot?

Gong Xi: Who told you to open a beauty salon? Find a beauty salon and borrow a saw. Click click!

Head: Pang San, put on your shoes so that they won't stink!

Gong Xi: That's a good idea!

Pang San: Stop talking about me. You snore so loudly, why don't you find a piece of tape to seal it!

Director: What tape! Come on, put on your mask!

Gong Xi: Mask? Prevent SARS! The person in charge of the room, just tell us about us. You sleep in Mr. Chen's upper bunk. Don't be urinary incontinence at night and choke on Mr. Chen! Keep this mask as a diaper!

Director: All right, all right! Stop joking, Gong. You'd better put on this mask.

Pang San: Yes! Don't affect the "house appearance"! I am wearing shoes!

Head teacher: It is also important to be polite to the teacher.

Pang San: OK, Chief! Teacher Chen, we still know how to respect!

Gong Xi: Yes, as a matter of fact, Miss Chen is very good! Just a little fat!

Pang San: I have gained a lot of weight! I heard that he wanted to lose weight by riding a horse, but after a month, he didn't lose a pound! The horse has lost dozens of kilograms!

Gong Xi: Pang San, you don't want pot calling the kettle black!

Pang San: What's wrong with me? I didn't say fat is bad!

Gong Xi: There is nothing wrong with being fat! What a waste of cloth! Just your shorts, you can make a dress directly for the head of the room!

Avatar: Just put on a dress!

Gong Xi: Let me make an analogy! How about wearing a miniskirt without a dress!

Pang San: Hey! No matter how fat I am, I am fatter than Teacher Chen! At least I can enter the hula hoop!

Avatar: What hula hoop?

Pang San: I heard that Teacher Chen heard that shaking the hula hoop can lose weight, so she bought one, but it couldn't fit in! hahaha

Fat three laughed wildly, and everyone else stopped laughing! Behind Pang San is the new teacher Chen! Pang San didn't find it.

Pang San: Later, he finally got it in and couldn't get it off! hahaha ...

Director and Palace: Teacher Chen.

Pang San: Yes, it's Teacher Chen! ^^^

Teacher Chen: Did he take it out later?

Pang San: No, I heard that he also used a hula hoop as a belt, hahaha (I felt something was wrong and turned around slowly, and my laughter turned into a burp when I was surprised). Who says Mr. Chen is fat! Look at this waist ... Miss Chen, where is your waist?

Gong Xi: Miss Chen, you are here. Please sit down! (Move the stool behind Pang San)

Teacher Chen: OK, OK, sit down! (lovingly pretending to be Pang San's head) Your boy is quite good at making it up! It's a pity not to go to politics in Taiwan Province Province!

Pang San sat down awkwardly touching his head, failed and fell to the ground.

Teacher Chen: Get up, are you all right?

Pang San: Nothing, just a fracture.

Colonel: (reaching out to make him three times fatter) Which bone is broken?

Fat three: fart "shares"! (Grab Gong's hand and get up)

Everyone laughed.

Gong Xi: Why did Teacher Chen come to sleep in our dormitory today?

Miss Chen: Oh, I'm preparing some materials. I can't go back if I'm late! What do you usually do in the dormitory?

Gong Xi: (Exaggerated and serious) Study! Very hard! Now the task of young people is very heavy! Busy!

Pang San: Yes! Gong Xike is busy! Like hitting on a girl.

Gong Xi: Fat boy! Miss Chen, don't get me wrong! I mean that fat bastard!

Teacher Chen: Nothing! Ha ha! It's fat! This person is easy to gain weight without exercise! I'm afraid I can't move if I get fatter!

Gong Xi: Yes! As the saying goes, people are afraid of famous pigs and fat. I mean, people are afraid of being famous, and Mr. Chen is afraid of being fat!

Teacher Chen: Give me the pig? Ha ha. Ok, it's time to go to bed, study hard and have a casual rest! Sleep!

Three people: Yes, sir!

Director: Mr. Chen, you sleep in Wang Cheng's bed. Here it is!

Everyone went back to the store and lay down to sleep. After a while, Gong Xi sat up and sniffed hard, and so did the head of the room.

Chief: You smell it too!

Gong Xi: Well, I'm running out of oxygen! Fat three, fat three!

Pang San: Why? You want me to accompany you to the bathroom again! I'm not going!

Avatar: Shh! Your feet stink!

Pang San: No? I put on my shoes!

Head: Could it be that your shoes are broken and your athlete's foot is leaking!

Gong Xi: Wait! It doesn't smell like Ponzo's feet. Pang San's feet smell like stale tomatoes. Smells like stale tomatoes with a little stinky tofu!

Pang San: I found the source of the poison gas. It's teacher Chen's!

Gong He and the person in charge of the ward got out of bed and came to Mr. Chen's bed.

Teacher Chen: Ah (wake up)? Why don't you go to bed? !

Gong Xi: We-we help Miss Chen catch mosquitoes!

Pang San: Nonsense! Mosquitoes have long been smoked away by the foot odor here!

And director Gong Bai gave him a look.

Miss Chen: Oh! (embarrassed) I'm a little sweaty.

Pang San: Teacher Chen! Put on your shoes! It doesn't stink when put on!

Teacher Chen: Oh, it affects everyone, hehe, I'll play it! Everybody go to bed!

Head: Nothing, nothing, Miss Chen! We get used to it when we smell it!

Gong Xi pats Pang San.

Miss Chen: Put it on, it doesn't matter! Why don't you get up tomorrow and save your clothes? Go to sleep!

Three people: alas!

Teacher Chen: (seeing Gong wearing a mask on his ear) Gong, why do you wear a mask when you sleep?

Gong Xi: Oh, fight against SARS! Prevent SARS!

Teacher Chen: Isn't SARS long gone?

Gong Xi: In my dream! I had a dream in Vietnam the day before yesterday, where SARS was prevalent!

Teacher Chen: Tell me the truth, what's going on?

Head nurse: Mr. Chen, Gong Xi snores a lot when he sleeps. I'm afraid it will affect you.

Miss Chen: Hey! What should I do? It's okay, take it off! My wife likes snoring, too. She has been used to it for more than ten years. I can't sleep if I can't hear it now!

Pang San: So are we! I missed Gong Xi's snoring just now!

Gong Xi: I'm flattered Thank you for your encouragement! I will try to catch up with Jenny's level!

Teacher Chen: OK, go to sleep!

Everyone went back to sleep. After a while, he snored like thunder, and Pang San tossed and turned, covering his ears.

Pang San: This dead palace Xi! I want to find a pair of smelly socks to stop his mouth!

Gong Xi: How dare you!

Pang San: You are still snoring when you are not asleep!

Gong Xi: Who is snoring? I was awakened!

Fat three: it makes people's endocrine disorders!

Room manager: Didn't you say you missed it because you couldn't hear snoring?

Pang San: But the frequency of snoring is different! I'm used to the rhythm of Gong Xi, but I can't get used to it for a while! (Get up and run to Miss Chen's bedside and listen to her mouth. Teacher Chen suddenly grunted, and Pang San took two steps back! ) scared me to death, it's teacher Chen again!

Gong Xi: No wonder he is not afraid of my snoring! Whose snoring can drown out his elegance!

Pang San knocked on Mr. Chen's bed, and then Mr. Chen snored. Pang San clapped twice, and then Mr. Chen snored twice. Pang San picked up the toothbrush and knocked on the cup continuously, and then Mr. Chen snored continuously. Pang San turned on the radio again, and Mr. Sang Chen followed!

Gong Xi: Don't wake yourself up!

Colonel: Forget it, just consider it FM! Sleep! Ponzo, what are you doing?

Pang San crept to Mr. Chen's bed.

Pang San: I put a mask on him!

Teacher Chen snored loudly and turned over.

Gong Xi: He really woke himself up.

Pang San hurried back to bed, and the three pretended to sleep.

Teacher Chen woke up slowly and found the mask on his mouth, which seemed to understand something. He smiled and got up to help the students tuck in, and then put on a mask. Turn off the lights, turn off the lights, Gong Kui and Pang San get out of bed to help Mr. Chen take off his shoes, take off his mask and cover the quilt. Then the three of them smiled at each other and went back to bed. The class teacher turned off the light.