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I don't know who sent me the express. Tell me about it.

1, I received the express message in the morning and wondered who could send me such a romantic thing. As a result, I didn't want the Huzhou in an instant. Then I silently took the courier with the last bit of luck, and it was really from home (ah, what to send when I went home on Thursday), and I took the courier back to the dormitory, and I was excited to open it, simply! Two bags of melon seeds! !

2. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!

3. I made another appointment in the afternoon. It was freezing cold. I played a wonderful game. Swallow the eggs as soon as they come up, and then deliver them. The decider was 0-3 behind, and the invisible egg was successfully sent back. Do you know what true love is after receiving the courier? Send me the black sesame paste as soon as you see me mourning my hair loss. Thank you.

4. The double 1 1 advertisement is coming again. I don't think it's necessary to squeeze this day unless it's half cheaper. It took 10 days to receive the express delivery last year. If it's only a discount of 10 yuan, I'd rather buy it in advance than be stuck in a traffic jam.

I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.

6. It's the season of receiving express delivery again. Sadness. It hurts. Since then. Quit the net in March. Think behind closed doors.

7. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who is as prosperous as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

8. Well, I called when I received the express at noon. I'm just saying, hello, I'm Jie Ge. Your courier has arrived and left it downstairs for you. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner, reported my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named "my sister". Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift …

9. I was really shocked to receive the express message ... Double 1 1 shopping for the first goods, so fast.

10. I watched my male colleagues in the company receive the courier, opened it, took out the same skin care products, and told me what the use was, especially useful, and what the effect was. The fruit flavor is better than the mint flavor. . . Forgive my shock for a long time, so bumpy!