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An American, a Frenchman and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. When they opened the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes." The American was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "it's simple, it suits you!" Let's talk about the second wish. " The American said: I need a lot of money. After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home". The fairy said, "No problem." "So the American returned to America with a lot of money. The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want beautiful women! "The fairy gave him a beauty. The Frenchman said: I want a beautiful woman! " The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France." After sending the French back to China, the fairy asked the China people what they wanted. China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave him a second wish. China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou." The fairy asked him what his third wish was. The people of China said, "I miss China and Americans very much. You take them all back. " The French and Americans are extremely popular, but they are helpless. The three men had to keep walking and saw a bottle. After opening the plug, another person came out. The man said, "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. My magic is not as high as his, so I can only satisfy two wishes for each of you." The French and Americans think it's best to let China speak first. Afraid that he would bring it back later, China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The French and Americans urged China people to say their second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the fairy: ... Please click here to see the hilarious results after replying >> My sister came to my house the other day to complain. Why didn't I? "Lele said with a straight face." You didn't, but you can make more use of others. "Nanny petrochemical. . . Event 2 Nannies generally like to take their children to the supermarket. By the way, they can teach children to know things. Lele is not allowed to hug or lead in the supermarket. She must go ahead with her hands behind her back like the boss. The nanny followed Lele to stop at the food court like a little secretary one day and asked with dignity, "Do you have any cash? Nanny:No. Lele looked unhappy and asked, "Where's the bank card? "Nanny: (suppressing laughter)" I didn't bring it either. "Lele is angry:" Really. I paced to the counter and asked the waiter, "Is there a discount for this chocolate?" "Leave me five, and I'll pick them up tomorrow." The waiter laughed and hurt himself. . . -A friend once came home drunk (there were 10 workers at home). Afraid that his father would see him drinking all the time, he pretended to be calm and walked straight back. Stroll back-his father was furious, punched two more mouths and said, damn it, you didn't drink too much. There are so many people at home, you fucking walk in!