How to write Double Eleven copywriting

1. Double Eleven, if you treat it as a holiday, it will be Double Eleven. If you don't treat it as a holiday, it will just be Wednesday.

2. "How did you spend Singles' Day?" "I cried, laughed, loved, hated. I feel sad just thinking about it. I walked by, passed by, missed, skipped, or spent it alone. . ”

3. It doesn’t matter if I can’t celebrate Singles’ Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles’ Day.

4. First couplet: I was a bachelor last year, I am a bachelor this year, and I will still be a bachelor next year. Second line: Colleagues have their own ideas, classmates have their own ideas, and everyone of the same age seems to have their own ideas. Hengpi: I am single!

5. You guys are chopping off your hands on Double 11, but I still have to keep my hands to move the bricks.

6. What I cleared on Double Eleven was not my shopping cart, but my Alipay.

7. The poor boy chopped off his hands and feet on Double 11, and moved the world with his disabled body and strong will.

8. The annual Double Eleven is coming again, and it’s time to sell your kidneys again.

9. In order to prevent double 11 shopping, I have spent all the money in advance, and I don’t think there is anything wrong at all.

10. Everything was so cheap on Double Eleven, which ignited my desire for shopping. I thought about it all day and couldn’t think of what I was missing. Finally figured it out, I was short of money.

11. I spend Valentine’s Day alone, Singles’ Day alone, Christmas alone, and I have to spend some exams alone.

12. What’s the point of showing affection on Chinese Valentine’s Day? You can compete with me on Singles’ Day to grab things.