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Those classic inspirational retreat friends circle talk about 48 highlights.

Talk about the classic inspirational circle of friends (I) 1. You're right. Playing this game wastes time and money.

2. I stopped swimming, the sound of insomnia.

Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I won't play games in the future, so I will beat you up and wake you up as a wishful toad.

4. The game is just entertainment, so put a good attitude and look at the game from another angle.

I retired, the fog cleared, and you left.

6. games. Alcohol addiction, desire for self-discipline, but always out of control.

7. I just watered it and saw that someone on the list had retired, and it was not far away.

9. Retired for a year and a half, almost two years, and returned last week. I feel out of place in this game and can't beat anything.

10. There is no other contact way except games. Quitting the tour is goodbye. Goodbye!

1 1. But in order to have a book to read, I am still determined to quit the game.

12. The world view of the game has been collapsed by the national service. Goodbye, the true feelings of mobile games are really stupid and can only be played casually.

13. Believe that you can do it, work hard and thank you for your struggle in the future.

14. I won't play games in the future, and I'm ready to catch up with the drama.

15. Prepare to study hard and stop playing games in the future. Become a pillar of the country in the future!

16. I retired. It hurts to dream for three years in three seconds.

17. Leave the virtual world, meet the dawn of reality, put away your ridicule, I want to make a difference in the real world!

18. I don't want to give it up, but I have to go. The battle of life is about to begin. I will always remember this time.

19. I quit the game after posting and finally became a person I hate.

20. Don't play games next week, prepare carefully, and then get a perm after I get over it.

2 1. Review for the mid-term exam.

22. Determined to quit the game and prepare for the exam.

23. I often open the blind box in the game, and then I quit.

24. If I don't solve the problem, everyone around me will retire.

Those classic inspirational retreat friends circle talk (2) 25. I made up my mind that I can't play games for a month and I can quit it for a month! It's been a week, and I finally can't help it! Dream town! I'm growing vegetables again!

26. the glory of the king, quit.

27. Killing a werewolf is a waste of life, especially socializing with colleagues … I just want to go home from work early to exercise … Bye.

28. On the second day of playing the glory of the king, I felt happy for the first time. I finally stopped procrastinating.

29. Don't get angry when playing games. It is better to retire if you are angry.

30. I made up my mind to uninstall all the games two days ago, because I lost track of time and delayed things when playing games. ...

3 1. I have retired. I won't miss you, but you will miss me. You have no choice.

32. I retired. That's rain, not tears.

33. If you are sleepy at night, you will definitely sleep and never play games again. I will be very excited after playing.

34. The cooperation of fishing at work has evolved into immediate retirement if you are not sleepy.

35. When I first played Yin, the opening animation was still enjoyable. I have never played this game of painting style. I hurried out because I was afraid after reading the beginning.

36. Just uninstall the game when traveling. There's no need to say it. Nobody cares.

37. People instinctively don't want to go through too many farewells, and everyone likes beautiful encounters. A Liang is no exception. Even if we meet next time, we will say goodbye silently and look forward to it. Let's play games sometime.

White waves present flowers to you, sunshine hugs you, seagulls bid farewell to you, ah, the sea of life has set sail with your youthful ship.

39. The farewell of the game is simple. You no longer invite me, and I invite you tacitly.

40. I decided not to play games and quit the game circle.

4 1. After changing the sheepskin, I bid farewell to the broken game. I don't want to go online again except bonus hunter in my life.

42. Even though Tik Tok was uninstalled, the video was uninstalled and the game was uninstalled, he might make up his mind to replace his mobile phone with the old Nokia, but he still played Tetris and Snake on his mobile phone.

Recently, I've always been addicted to Tik Tok and games, and I've made up my mind to set a time limit. Don't ask me why I don't uninstall. I can download it again after uninstalling.

44. He left the game and began to study. Well, I angrily retired my game machine.

45. I officially announced my retirement from the game world today.

46. The port was opened one minute ago and left one minute later.

47. I will stop playing games and prepare to travel.

48. Farewell sentence of game retreat

Forty-eight sentences in the circle of friends when breaking up with friends

When breaking up with friends, I sent a message to a circle of friends (the first one) 1. If you don't want to fall in love after being single for a long time, you will feel that friends are more and more important; Being single for a long time, I don't want to go shopping, and I like listening to songs at home more and more; Single for a long time, will become mature, will love their parents more than before; I have been single for a long time, bought a lot of shoes and traveled far away by myself. Single for a long time, inadvertently quietly shed tears, it doesn't matter what happens in front of everyone. Being single for a long time becomes a habit.

People only know where the knife wound is deepest when they know each other too well.

3. Girlfriends always have endless words and things to talk about every day ~

Best friends, even if we have waist-length hair, we won't leave.

No matter how beautiful the fireworks are, they are only beautiful for a few seconds.

6. My bullying is only for you, which belongs to your privilege.

7. The breakup of friendship is as simple as that, in an instant.

8. It turns out that when you are lonely, you are your own hand, index finger and toe; It turns out that even breathing hurts when I miss you; It turns out that a person is a lifetime.

9. How clean you are with your ex, how happy you will be in the future. Even if the predecessor wants to eat grass, he has to look at the grass to answer. No matter how good the memories are, there is no better future. In the face of people who have cheated you, betrayed you and played with you, they gently spit out a word: get out!

10. Before your best friend betrayed you, there was not enough interest to attract her.

1 1. Luoyang relatives and friends asked each other about a piece of ice heart in the jade pot.

12. Without faith, you will be my faith, without hope, you will be my hope. When affection, friendship, love, betrayal, deception, injury.

13. It was not until we met again today that we found that a ten-year friendship could not be broken overnight. I thought I would always mind until my relationship broke down completely. However, now I find that even if it is not as good as before, only girlfriends are enough to preserve the beauty between us.

14. I used to think that the other me in the world wouldn't hurt me, but I didn't find out until today that I was so untrustworthy. What hurts me the most is myself. How ironic, the other me, hehe, just being romantic.

15. Always know that your love is only because of your breath.

16. I don't believe in friendship anymore!

17. Now I know that friendship is so hypocritical.

18. I suddenly found that many good friends lost contact unconsciously. It turns out that friendship, like love, will eventually become a stranger without management.

19. Even the best feelings can't stand betrayal, friendship or love.

I met a girl last summer vacation. She is very kind and kind to me. She helped each other through some very difficult things. I hinted at her, but she insisted that she was a friend. I've had some experiences, and I know I'm impossible. The other day, she said that she met a boy who had a crush on her. She was betrayed by her friends, saying that she cherished me. I can't bear to alienate her, and I don't have the courage to watch her throw herself into the arms of others. What should I do?

2 1. I hate friendship betrayal more than love.

22. I always deceive myself, but you still like me. You went to my best friend because you wanted to get to know me, and finally you stayed with her.

23. If the person you like doesn't like you, you will still feel lonely even if people all over the world like you.

24. The girl is infatuated with flowers.

What makes you suddenly give up the person you love? Is it betrayal or leaving, sadness or not love?

26. Watching four girlfriends split up for three years, love will really break strong feelings. Whether I forgive or break up, I just want to say in other people's words that three years is not easy, and I love and cherish it very much. . .

27. In fact, I especially want to tell you. Come back. I still love you. But ... I can only say sorry to you now. Because I really can't accept love after betrayal.

Answer me, will our friendship be like this in a few decades?

29. What we lose in one place will be found in another.

30. With you dead women, do I still need men?

3 1. May those who have never loved love tomorrow, and those who have loved can still love tomorrow.

32. Don't know friendship, know whether betrayal lasts for a long time, and don't be lonely.

Since others took my place so easily, I seem to be so much to you.

34. The role of Zhou Gege is a common phenomenon in modern society. When you find that you are not the one you love, you will find various reasons to convince yourself that it is someone else's fault, and you will not find your own problems, and then your girlfriends will break up and become men. No wonder nobody loves you!

35. How do people who never like to leave face parting?

36. Compared with time, we lost; Just because you lost, so break up! The greater the stakes in life, the greater the losses. I hope we don't forget that you and I can meet in this life and meet in this life. This life is enough!

37. Sorry, my friendship can't be betrayed! !

38. The love that truly belongs to you will never make you suffer, and the person who loves you will never make you suffer.

39. Being sick is absolutely impossible. You can take Wan Li Road. I can't go to the river bridge to see it off. The trees by the river are close to the feelings of parting.

40. I have a best friend. We know each other very well, but by chance, we fell in love with someone at the same time. She fell in love with my ex. She kept this relationship carefully, but she was afraid to tell me, but I finally found out that her love with him was as fragile as glass. I didn't help her when they finally broke up. Later, our friendship broke down because of this.

4 1. Did you not rob your boyfriend's girlfriend? Yes, in the TV series.

42. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a tree full of pears, it will never bear apples.

43. Dear peach, don't forget me. Hanhan has always wanted to love you.

44. I am very afraid of three things. Friends drift away, people cheat and betray, and parents are white-haired.

45. Sometimes, the relationship between two people breaks down not because of a third party, but because of some words of two people's best friends and brothers. The speaker is unintentional and the listener is intentional.

46. Quarrel is not because of life contradictions and emotional problems, but because of a series of academic problems such as math topics, English grammar, accounting entries, report design, etc ... Quarrel is a cold war! I don't understand! What about the angels who agreed to fold their wings? What about fire, theft and girlfriends? If you agree, the relationship will break down and die! It's not solemn to think about it! ! ! Can we have a good fight?

47. Don't hesitate in the face of towering peaks, and don't give up your original hopes and efforts. We should have this idea.

48. Do you know what it's like to have a beautiful and deadly friendship suddenly betrayed?

Friends who have the strength to lose weight after meals talk about forty-eight articles in the collection.

A circle of friends who have the strength to lose weight after eating tells a story about 1. Just like watching a boy who likes himself be taken away by a girl who hates himself?

2. When we were laughed at by thin people, we always said indignantly that I wanted to lose weight, but when did we insist, and then decided in the following ridicule that if we didn't insist, we deserved to be laughed at again and again. Who told you that we couldn't insist!

3. Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why?

It is better to go to the gym to lose weight. Most people who choose the former are lazy and fat. The laziest way to lose weight is, after all, just the practice of fat people.

5. Again: To be thin is to be hungry ~ If you always eat, it's hard to lose weight.

6. No matter how many handsome guys can stop me from losing weight, I can't win your heart if I don't lose weight.

7. I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.

8. Give someone: Remember to cover the quilt when it is still cold; Give it to someone: eat well and don't lose too much weight; No matter how busy you are at work, you should give people a rest and don't stay up late; Give someone: don't eat cold instant noodles; Give it to sb.

9. Sisters, fat people have no future! Fat people have no future! Slim down before you speak!

10. It's useless to wear anything if you are thin.

1 1. If you want to be beautiful and have a good figure, you won't have so many excuses!

12. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?

13. You idiot, you fat bastard, wake up! You can't compare this with that until you lose weight!

14. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?

15. When it comes to wanting to participate, the word "losing weight" is quite distracting.

16. You deserve all the pain and you can only bear it yourself.

17. In fact, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choose the method you believe in, stick to it, and it will be effective. It's no use doubting from the beginning.

18. You have always been a fat man who fell into the dirt of an air suit!

19. Not just for clothes, not just for food, not just for love.

20. People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.

2 1. Look at the thin man clamoring to lose weight, the schoolmaster complaining that he failed the exam, the local tyrant frowning and crying for poverty, and the goddess showing off in Weibo.

If you can't control your mouth, don't make a fuss about losing weight. Isn't this pure nausea?

23. The saddest thing is that the figure is thin and the face is full. Is there wood?

24. You deserve to be surpassed by a group of thin people.

A circle of friends who are full and have the strength to lose weight says the second one. 25. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie has never lost weight in a hundred thousand miles and is a vegetarian.

26. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.

27. If a girl can't control her weight, how can she control her life!

28. For the sake of emotional brothers and sisters, you should have self-control.

29. Everything is a vegetable health treasure, and the diet is diverse and can be adjusted. Cabbage diuresis and detoxification, cucumber weight loss is effective, leek is warm and appetizing, eating loofah in summer can clear the pulse, celery can lower blood pressure. I wish you good health and a happy summer.

30. Why do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat or something?

3 1. The person who really loves you is the one who won't let you stay up all night, never think you are fat, and won't let you lose weight blindly.

32. There is only weight loss and love in this world, and there is no reward.

I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.

34. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride.

35. If you are broad-minded and fat, jealousy will definitely lose weight.

36. When you walk, your boyfriend can support your waist.

37. Is there anyone like me? Home is really a place to lose weight.

38. Stick to it no matter how hard it is! No excuses!

39. Don't eat under the pretext of "MC coming" and "fear of unbalanced nutrition", fatty.

40. Losing weight is a very simple thing, that is, eating less and exercising more. Don't make it too complicated, it's not good for your health, or it will cause psychological problems, but it will bring more trouble.

4 1. When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

42. Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! ! !

43. Pig fat can sell for more money. Can you sell money if you are fat? Fat people are less valuable than pigs.

44. I am crying in my heart to lose weight. If I eat too much, I will say that I am not fat. Eat tomorrow and say another one every day. If I eat more, I won't get fat. Are you sure I'll slim down and not get fat?

45. Do you like handsome guys? Does the handsome guy value you? Wearing a fat suit! What country are you kidding? I'm embarrassed to say that I like handsome guys. Gross?

46. Stop eating! Stop eating! Please. Please do it again!

47. You deserve it. People like you will only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS!

48. Don't always talk about losing weight. I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

Tell me about forty-eight articles in the collection.

Imagine yourself as a mysterious figure who saves the world but hides his achievements and reputation. I fantasize about all the pink Marisol, I fantasize a lot … but it's just a fantasy. In reality, I'm not even fucking a woman.

I am a wolf from the south. This society never appreciates this style, preferring moderation and stability. So I have been working hard for decades.

I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person besides me.

4. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat!

We have good facial features, but the fly in the ointment is that we open our mouths and wrinkles, shut up and face teeth (acne).

Don't be too nice to me, I'm afraid your first enthusiasm will turn into your last indifference.

7. What is wrong with being fat? No money. Why? It is non-mainstream. Why? So I will look up and show you that I am not only short and poor, but also ugly.

8. I loved a girl, and we were entangled for a long time. Every day, we have to bicker and fight and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt guilty. I know it's a mistake for him to be around me, because I can't give her the happiness she wants. Maybe it was a mistake for her to leave, but he must choose one to tell himself which mistake is more worth making.

9. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

10. "When you leave, I will bless you. You don't have to blame yourself or take it to heart. I'm not fragile. There's nothing to hurt. I love it anyway. "

1 1. I hope I will die of old age and not bow to the front of the car. Car dust and clues show things, and wine is hidden in snuff. If the revealer is compared to a hermit, one is underground and the other is in heaven. If we compare Hua San to horses and chariots, I will have no leisure.

12. How can you listen to some words, even if you don't want to believe your toes?

13. If a man likes you without makeup, he will feel distressed if you lose weight, and he will be happy if you gain weight. That's your father, only your father.

14. It's better for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go for one night.

15. Don't be silly. One person's efforts will never determine the relationship between two people. If you are not the one who sleeps with you, you can't be your sweetheart.

16. Regret and guilt fluctuated in my mind, and I couldn't sleep after tossing and turning this night.

17. I'm drinking a glass of lukewarm wine and loving someone who doesn't love me very much.

18. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

19. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

20. I just blame myself too much. This mistake is like a stone stuck in my heart and I can't digest it. As a victim, I have been so sincerely hoping for forgiveness and reconciliation. Why should I be so cold? Can one thing really overturn all your efforts? When and how can you put down this stone in your heart?

2 1. A fool can't live without a fool just as a fish can't live without water.

22. Always blame yourself "If you regret it. People who regret doing something wrong also have reasons for poor planning and late thinking. Actually, regret is not necessarily a bad thing.

23. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress more often, if I have enough courage to tell him … how happy it will be.

24. Does the moon bring me mood? Whether yesterday's sunshine can ignite the flame of love, the flame of my love still burns. Please give me a chance, let's regain the sweet time!

25. You give your personality to the constellation, your efforts to the chicken soup, your luck to koi fish, and then say to yourself: I have heard many truths, but I still can't live this life. That's true. Only ghosts can live well.

26. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.

27. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

28. I once loved you deeply, and that was my reason for existence. Now I have lost my direction, and I just want to burst into tears.

29. Every morning with a hangover, I am afraid of self-reproach, this self-reproach and the determination to give up drinking.

30. After going through the prosperity, glory is added, fame and fortune are the crown, and power is the staff. Who knows the loneliness behind me?

3 1. It's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.

32. Inner desolation and despair cannot be leveled by time.

When you comfort others, you have to do it one by one. When you code yourself, you just want to find a lasso.

34. I'm curious, where did you find all your things? I once had a deer hit it, but now it's okay. It was killed.

35. There is a kind of face called widescreen.

36. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

If no one loves us, we won't love ourselves anymore.

Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will feel miserable. ...

39. That ridiculous expectation and the rising radian of the corners of the mouth are really sad and self-deprecating.

40. It's never too late for a gentleman to get revenge-Fan Ju in the Warring States Period was the first person to suffer from procrastination on record.

4 1. I don't want to study 30 days a month.

42. Learn to study and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

43. You really can't live without me. When you are bored, all you need is a recreational toy-Xu Yuan.

44. Love is an adventure. If you win, you will be together for life. Lost, people who are closer than friends are not even friends.

45. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

46. What do you mean, Xiu En 'ai died quickly? It means that girls sleep on the shoulders of boys every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.

47. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

48. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.