Humorous greetings in 2022

1, I will think what you think; Wear clothes without styling; I don't get along with anyone; No matter where you go, you are not welcome; My heart stopped when it was sunny.

2. The 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month, also known as off-year, is the day when people worship the kitchen. Is your pot ready? I have been hungry for a year, and I am still young. It's time to invite me to dinner that I owe for a year.

3. Go to the next year and sweep the New Year! I prepared a glass of good luck orange juice for you. I wish you an early career promotion. Two catties of happy apples, I wish you a good life every year; Three bowls of healthy wine, good luck to you forever; Four best clothes. May you and Fuxiang be well-fed and prosperous. All the good goods are for you. May you always be blessed and blessed, and your family will prosper!

4, the new year comes early, text messages say hello, good luck is reported first, happy life runs with you, career is getting better and better, life is happy everywhere, and happy mood is with you.

5. String together flaming Chinese knots; Hang auspicious red lanterns; Light a long loud firecracker; Send sincere messages; Sincere greetings: Chinese New Year, I wish you a happy New Year!

6. A new year has come: sweep away dust and troubles; Busy with sacrifices, food and clothing to ensure health; Busy shopping, happy to prepare for the new year; Good luck in the coming year. Happy new year!

7. The pace of the New Year is getting closer and closer. At the arrival of the new year, I hope that I care about you most: warm clothes, delicious food, happy laughter, strong body, and a happy New Year.

8. Being alive is really tiring: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy new year.

9. The new year has come, and now there are many festivals and new changes, but my heart has not changed and my vows have not changed. I want to grow old with you.

10, when the new year is coming, put on a beaming face, sweep away bad luck, open and receive lucky money, buy happiness, send blessings, send health, and get happiness and greetings. I wish you all the best in the new year.

1 1. We don't accept gifts this year, but only blessings and peace of mind. Open melatonin, which is full of affection, Wuliangye, full of friendship, love chocolate and full of love. I hope that in this small year, all my wishes will come true and courtesy will return.

12, the new year is coming, happiness is coming, red lanterns are hung on the door, festive couplets are posted on the door, and the word Dafu is posted on the door. God of wealth knocks on your door every day, sending you gold and silver, health and safety, career, love, happiness and good luck!

13, to start the new year, first write down health and remember peace; Then they are happy in a chain and laugh every day; The last step is happiness, ending in comedy. I wish you all the best in the New Year and remember every happy day.

14, off-year is the prelude to the Spring Festival, ringtones are the prelude to short messages, blessings are the prelude to happiness, and your appearance is the prelude to our life together! Dear, off-year must be happy!

15, the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month, also called off-year, I cooked a sumptuous dinner for you: carp yue longmen, golden rooster, loving eggs, longevity noodles; Please enjoy it. May good luck always accompany you after eating. God of wealth falls in love with you, and health and safety belong to you. I wish you a happy new year.

16, off-year, is the prelude to the Spring Festival. People begin to prepare for the Spring Festival and have a clean and good year, hoping that the new year will have a new atmosphere.

17, another year has come, and the sound of blessing sets off firecrackers: I wish you all your wishes when it rings; I wish you a happy life again; I hope you have a new atmosphere in the new year!

18, today is off-year, off-year, let me build a new stove for you: first, build a healthy stove, which will make you feel great; Second, make a wealth furnace and burn a lot of money; Three happiness stoves burn happiness again and again! Wish: Happy New Year's Eve!

19, the new year is coming, I want to give you something, but I don't intend to give you too much, so I will give you 50 million: just be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

20. Friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink next year!

2 1, pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy new year's day

22, I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police let you, the court is facing you, the official transport is with you, the daughter-in-law leaves it to you, eat and drink casually, the fortune covers you, only you win the prize!

23. don't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you.

24. I wish friends all over the world a comfortable job, a good salary, a warm bed, intimate friends and a caring heart. Everything goes well, always happy and everything goes well!

At the end of the 25th and 23rd stanzas, the children clapped their hands and laughed. In five or six days, the new year is coming. The exorcism box plays with walnuts, drops and two cannons. Wuzi was admitted to table tennis, and the fire rose higher than the sky. Happy new year's day

26. Happy New Year. May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman! Happy New Year!

27. When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy New Year!

28. I wish you a happy new year: big fortune, small fortune, unexpected fortune, and rolling financial resources; Affection, friendship, love and affection; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, wealth; Lovers, relatives and friends, everyone is safe.

29. God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Happy New Year!

In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, we will give you a generous reward during the off-year period! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a short message worth ten cents from me.

3 1, Happy New Year! Send you a good mood, no matter how much water the sea is, how great the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how spicy the peppers are, no matter how ghost bin Laden is, how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful, happy and have no regrets!

32. The New Year has arrived. Think you have nothing and don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

No matter how busy you are, don't forget the New Year. No matter how rich you are, you should prepare an annual banquet. No matter how tired you are, you should be clean and hygienic, and you should be cheerful again. No matter how far away you are, send a message to bless you, and then come to visit us politely. No matter how close you are, you can't miss the festival. No matter how good you are, you should invite the New Year's Eve dinner. may you have a happy new year!

When the Lunar New Year comes, please do a general cleaning to get rid of your bad luck and resentment, as well as your troubles and diseases. The new year is coming, please prepare a big wedding banquet, welcome the kitchen god to send spring and welcome the prosperous year!

35. When the New Year comes, every household is full of joy. All ages are mobilized, and their hearts are sweet when they are busy. The window is bright and clean, Brightheart is happy, and shopping is hard and trouble-free. I'll send my blessing first. I wish you a happy New Year!

36. Clean the courtyard, make the room clean, spacious and beautiful, go shopping for new year's goods with a vegetable basket in the downtown area, invite relatives and friends to a banquet when they make an appointment, and make the gifts and colorful clothes clean and brand-new. I wish you a happy New Year and a happy Spring Festival banquet.

37. The pavilion on the balcony is brand-new, with white walls and blue bricks. The people in the street are radiant, and girls and boys are paired. Busy street, busy shopping, hands on shoulders. The girl gasped with fatigue and the boy shouted. Happy New Year!

38. As the New Year approaches, the Golden Snake comes to invite Pegasus. Welcome wealth, happiness, firecrackers, firecrackers. Kitchen God follows good deeds, burns incense and worships God with joy. Send a blessing in advance and have a happy new year.

39. God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Happy New Year!

40. With the coming of the New Year, I send you a good mood, comfortable work, satisfied salary, warm bed, reassuring dreams, caring friends, United lovers, everything is satisfactory, everything is satisfactory, I am willing to pay, and I will always be happy! I wish off-year love and become the center of friends and relatives!

4 1, pick up a broom, sweep away a year's troubles, put up window grilles, cover with a year's blessing, worship the kitchen god, pray for a year's good luck, send a blessing and pass on a year's happiness. I wish your family happiness and good luck in the coming year!

42, off-year first, good luck, good luck every day, a better life, lottery, playing cards every time to win, taste good, if you dare to forget me, be careful to get a stick.

43. It's the New Year, and people are not busy. They are busy with washing and brushing. The new year should have a new look, and you like it with a clean heart. The window is bright and clean, smiling inside and outside. I wish you youth and happiness, and all the best in the New Year!

44. Let go of impetuousness, put aside troubles, and let your heart smile in the bustling three thousand miles; Happy rest, casual, let time drift through sweetness in a short relaxation. In the new year, I wish you peace, freedom and happiness.

45. You are in good health, rich, happy, sunny and carefree like a baby every day. In short, you are the happiest in your early years.

46. Cell phone rings constantly, and friends write letters to kill cattle and sheep. We should prepare rich materials and invite friends to have a big meal during the Spring Festival. Quick action, hygiene, beautiful environment and comfortable feeling. The days are getting more and more prosperous, and fashionable clothes are put on beautiful clothes. I wish you a happy New Year!

47. No matter whether the weather is good or bad, let the mood become wonderful; Time is fast and slow, which also makes the mood cheerful; No matter how close or far away, you should keep your mood calm; No matter the length of a year, let your mood relax. Happy New Year!

48. The 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month, also called off-year, is the day when people worship the kitchen. Is your pot ready? I have been hungry for a year, and I am still young. It's time to invite me to dinner that I owe for a year.

49. The barking of pigs in my early years evoked a longing in my childhood. At that time, the conditions were poor and there were no balloons to play with. I asked adults for pig urine bubbles to inflate, and a large group of children danced together. I'm so happy! Today is different from the past. I wish you good health when you are young!

50. I wish all friends in the world a comfortable job, a good salary, a warm bed, intimate friends and a caring heart, all goes well, always happy and all goes well!

5 1, Happy New Year! Send you a good mood, no matter how much water the sea is, how great the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how spicy the peppers are, no matter how ghost bin Laden is, how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful, happy and have no regrets!

52. The golden snake wants to go and the jade horse wants to fly. A series of good things happen every year. Kitchen God has a sweet mouth and puts in a good word for you. Happiness will always be with you, wealth will be happy, health and safety will continue, and I will see you every day. May you be happy for ten thousand years!

53. After the age of 23, people think that the gods have gone to heaven and everything has been forgiven. It's time for your son to sign my dinner. Happy new year, as long as you treat me to a good meal.

54. Sacrifice the stove in the New Year, and the kitchen god will bless good luck and health. Sincerely offering sacrifices to ancestors, drinks and tributes were placed in succession. Clean the house to make the hall bright and pray for a healthy new year. Every year is stronger, everything goes well, and I am very happy. Happy New Year!

55. Friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink next year!

56. The New Year is coming. I want to give you something, but I don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

57. The New Year is coming, and there are really many new year's goods. Happiness is packed in a basket, good luck in a bag, success in a string, safety in a whole box, health all the way, and good things in a bag. Where is happiness? The original paved road is all under your feet!

58. The year is coming to an end, and the snake dance has entered a new year. The sound of firecrackers is loud, and the fireworks are bright at night. The kitchen god ascended to heaven to speak well and bring good luck to the family. Blessing SMS sent in time, I wish you happiness in the coming year!

59. Turn life into wine pulp, make a bottle with happiness, name it with a smile, compose it with harmony, and color it with comfort. Hire you to be a sommelier forever! Happy new year's day

60, new year's new atmosphere, sweeping the floor, cleaning the window and cleaning the table, both inside and outside the house should have a new image; Wash dishes, brush pots and rub chopsticks, and there is a view under the table; Cultivate one's morality, get a haircut and dress up the whole body. This is a busy year, I wish you a happy new year!

6 1, Spring Festival, cleaning outside. The windows are as bright as new, and everyone is going well. Send the chef king to welcome the gospel and welcome the New Year happily. Happy New Year!

People are very busy in the new year, cleaning windows, sweeping the floor and cleaning stoves. Indoor and outdoor are clean, and men, women and children are smiling. Go shopping to buy new year's goods and return them, and prepare all kinds of goods. SMS blessing is here, too. Happy New Year to you!