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Trick friends into short messages.

The text messages of prank friends are as follows:

1, I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has gone up; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

Sunshine is everywhere, just like I miss you everywhere. It is a kind of happiness to miss you. It is sweet to miss you, especially when I am hungry. All I can think about is: it's time for you to invite me to dinner!

3. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

4, April Fool's Day, fool you, how can I be "stupid"? To tell you the truth, I am "stupid" and unhappy! In order to be "stupid" and have fun with you, I am "stupid" and have been a friend for many years, so I advise you: Happy April Fool's Day!

When you receive this message, is your mind full of question marks? Are your eyes full of exclamation points? Is your heart full of countless ellipsis? Yes, I'm just teasing you! Because, I want to wish you a happy April fool's day!

6. Someone told me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! I understand you! So defiled I'm sorry, pig

Dear, whenever I lie in your warm arms, I hope that time can stay in this happy moment, but I can't stop the passage of time. Now I have to leave you, dear, in the quilt!

8. If you love me, treat me well. If you never loved me, make it clear, I can understand. If you have to ask me if I love you, then I can tell you that I never loved you either!

9, the heart of fools is indispensable, and the heart of preventing people is indispensable. Today is my treat! By the way, today's April Fool's Day, don't trust anyone who invites you to eat, drink and have fun, and ignore anyone who invites you to work overtime for a meeting. This is a lie! Trust me!

10, April Fool's Day, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool.