Humorous greetings on Lantern Festival

1. Wave if you feel happy, stamp your feet if you feel happy, and shake your head if you feel happy. Happy Lantern Festival, crazy!

2. What gift do you want for Lantern Festival? Say it quickly ..............................................................................................................................................................

3. I hold Harry Potter's wand in my hand and sincerely pray: I will turn all the celebrations into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and I will make a cake happily forever ... and smash you! Happy Lantern Festival!

4. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: I wish you a happy Lantern Festival.

5. Being alive is really tiring: waiting in line when getting on the bus, suffering from loving you, eating tasteless, getting drunk easily when drinking, and paying taxes when making money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy Lantern Festival.

I haven't seen you for a long time. Have you been healthy recently? This is a hard year's work. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold! Although you are a baiwenhang, I can remember you in my heart! Anyway, nothing to do, just feed the cat something to eat!