Director of the county government office (1 name) was promoted.

The appointment documents of the county came down two days ago, and I was promoted to deputy director of the county government office.

Just after 7: 00 a.m., WeChat and SMS on my mobile phone started ringing off the hook. When I opened it, my son, it was all congratulations and blessings. Congratulations on my brother's promotion! Congratulations on the director's promotion! Old classmates, don't forget each other if you have money. ...

Until I went to work at 8: 30, I saw that * * * received 30 short messages and more than 50 WeChat messages. Most of them turned off when I turned them on. Five messages only stayed for about 30 seconds, three of which were my old leader. I replied: thank you for your cultivation, and I will report to you another day!

The other two are women I almost forgot: one is the beauty of middle school, which was charming at that time and still attractive now, and it is said that she is a teacher now; The other is an ex-girlfriend, slim and coquettish, who likes each other very much. Later, she broke up for various reasons and had no contact for many years. Their information content is highly consistent, please invite me to dinner when you are free!

There is a little more hormone secretion, and my abdomen is a little hot, but there is no wave in my heart! What is the most important thing for leading cadres? Cultivate one's mind and nature!

There were two meetings in the morning, and the phone in my pocket kept ringing. Taking advantage of the opportunity to go to the toilet in the middle, I glanced at it. Boy, there are more than 20 missed calls, mostly from the former office director and the deputy director in charge of the department. When I go back to the past few, it is still congratulations. Fortunately, I didn't answer them one by one. I set up an automatic reply. There is a meeting now, so it is not convenient to make a phone call.

If it is urgent, you will call me again or send me a message. This is the most important rule of officialdom.

This week, I accompanied Wang Zhiqiang, the deputy county magistrate, on a business trip. After dinner with the merchants in the evening, I sent the leaders back to their rooms to rest. As soon as I put down my briefcase, two accompanying directors knocked on my room door and insisted on taking me to the restaurant for a second meal, saying that they would congratulate me.

I thought to myself, grandma, when I was not the deputy director, I used to watch TV all night on business trips, and no one asked me to get together. Now you know to call me? Although I said it's getting late, let's have a rest, but I'm already putting on my shoes!

In the evening, it is inevitable to push a cup for a change, and all the words are grandiose. Although I vomited, my stomach was very uncomfortable, but my heart was very useful.

Going back to my hometown at the weekend, my mother said happily that my son is back! Say, opened a bottle of my favorite pulse for me! I was stunned: "Mom, how can you be willing to buy me a pulse!"

Mom pointed to the living room: "Look, there are still many villagers who sent them. I heard that you will come back this week, and the village secretary specially sent two silver carp to the river. I've stewed it in the pot, and the secretary said to have two drinks with you tonight. "

My mother blushed. She said that someone came to visit recently, someone bought toys for your son, someone sent food to our family, and some people never talked when they saw me before, but now they smile like a flower. ...

At last he said, "son, do it well!" Mom supports you! "

I was very busy at work these two days and came home late. However, I found that during this time, no matter how late I came home, my wife always turned on the light for me and cooked breakfast for me early the next day. It's been a week, and breakfast seems different. I feel my son is fat.

The most terrible thing is that my son climbed into my bed while I was sleeping last night. It's terrible. ...

The next morning, my wife said to me, "Yesterday, the school leaders talked to her and arranged logistics for her, so that she could have more time to take care of her family."

He also said that during this time, school leaders went to their offices from time to time to find opportunities to talk to her. Several female teachers who used to be at odds with her have recently settled down a lot; That man, the one who always makes friends with me, the annoying PE teacher seems to be afraid of me recently and always walks around when he sees me!

By the way, when are you free? Our headmaster wants to invite you to dinner. I'm tired of coming to ask questions three times a day these two days. I thought about it and said, "I'm going to have a big class tonight, and the boss will have a meeting tomorrow." There should be nothing wrong, let's arrange it tomorrow night! "

My wife is very happy. She hugged me and gave me a French kiss. Just when I felt something, my wife pursed little ass and ran away with a smile. I said angrily, see how to tidy up you at night!

I suddenly turned my mobile phone upside down with a little reflex and opened the circle of friends of the middle school beauty queen. Oh, my god, how can my beauty queen be in the same school as my wife? I didn't even notice it before!

In the evening, the headmaster brought all the school committees and specially brought two beautiful teachers, saying that there could be no banquet without wine and beautiful women.

The headmaster introduced them one by one. I shook hands one by one. When I went to my school to play with my classmates, the principal said, "Don't introduce this. There is a beautiful classmate who said nothing at school and left people in the cold for more than ten years! "

Then I attached it to my ear and said, "Don't worry, Kenny doesn't know about it!" " "

I'm embarrassed, but the beauty queen is quite acting, and she looks miserable. It seems that I haven't been as lucky as her for more than ten years!

Another beauty is a music teacher. Needless to say, the temperament of learning art is good. This number, this face value, this bust ... Mm-hmm, this atmosphere is really warm!

Beauty's hands are soft and boneless. When shaking hands, she scratched my palm twice. When I was in the abdomen, I seemed to have made some progress recently and showed signs of breakthrough.

With the participation of beautiful women, the atmosphere was warm and everyone was very happy. After three rounds of drinking, the principal said, "Brother Director, I am climbing a tall branch. I can't help but spit out one thing! Campus safety is the top priority. As you know, our school has been established for more than 20 years, and it should be maintained and strengthened according to the regulations. However, this request has been sent to the Education Bureau, and the bureau has also made several requests to the county. For some reason, it was not approved! There seems to be something wrong with the Finance Bureau. If the school building is not reinforced, my heart will always be hanging! If you can't sleep at night, you will be awakened in your dreams! You assist the deputy county magistrate in charge of finance, can you take the time to ask! "

I hesitated: "How much do you need?" The headmaster said, "5 million!"

"Did you report the budget at the beginning of the year, and did you open the government standing committee and the standing committee?"

"How can such a large sum of money not to come out? It's all over! " Then take out your mobile phone and show me the minutes of the meeting.

I got a general idea, pretending to say casually, "I'll ask!" " "

The headmaster was very happy and said, "Two beautiful women, come and pour the director a glass of wine ..."

The next day, I took time to call the deputy director in charge of the Finance Bureau. The deputy director in charge said with a smile, "Brother Director, you'd better ask yourself about this little matter. After the promotion, your sense of purpose has obviously improved. "

I said, "I can't help it, brother. Leaders attach importance to and stare at. I dare not relax. As we all know, education is the top priority, and campus safety has attracted much attention. The executive meeting of the county magistrate has repeatedly stressed that this matter should be done quickly. The deputy magistrate is also in charge of livelihood projects, and several key livelihood projects are being dispatched recently. It seems that the progress of this project is a little slow, so I want us to supervise and report under the supervision department. I understand that education projects seem to be short of funds for the time being. Brother director, look, is there anything wrong? If you need my help, just let me know! "

The deputy director of finance paused and said, "OK, I'll implement it now and call you back later!" " "

At noon, the headmaster's phone came first and said, "Thank you, Director. The education bureau called and said that the financial funds had been allocated in place. The bidding procedure will start tomorrow, and it will start soon ... "

I have nothing to do tonight. I go to the gym to play basketball. Just after throwing a few balls to warm up, five or six people gathered around and called "Director, Director" in succession.

I see, this is not all the cadres in charge of the department, busy greeting everyone!

The director of the office of the Finance Bureau said: "There are just enough people. Let's allocate funds to play with the director. "

I was with two strong guards. These two thick thighs make me feel redundant, but tonight, I am the MVP of our team! Breakthrough, assists, rebounds and steals are all good, and the score accounts for more than 80% of our team's total score. You won't lose all night.

It seems that my technology has improved a lot! ! !