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The domineering president Fan’s love story: I nail you firmly in my heart and I want you to stay there

1. I have pinned you firmly in my heart and I want you to stay there forever

2. How come day and night alternate so quickly, all the time, I have missed it, and the sadness eats away at my heart.

3. I don’t need to dedicate my enthusiasm to those who have blocked me

4. When we get married, we will get a pair of rings tattooed. Whoever files for divorce first will have his fingers chopped off

5. Being together is fate, and being together is happiness.

6. I am not addicted to texting, but I am addicted to the person texting.

7. Always looking for the deepest self. It is true that you will never find it until you are exhausted.

8. We are very close. The distance to our hearts is so far.

9. There is nothing of real value in the world that can be obtained without hard work.

10. They said my smile now is very charming, as if I had never smiled calmly before.

11. You are not me, and you don’t understand my loneliness.

12. I am tossing and turning in the heat of water, but you are watching the fire from the other side.

13. The most heartbreaking pain in the world is when the person I love is right in front of me, but he still wants to introduce me to someone.

14. If a tree doesn’t need its bark, it will definitely die; if a person doesn’t have shame, it will be invincible.

15. Have you ever imagined the bloody scene with the ceiling fan spinning in the classroom during class? You love me or you don't love me. I'm right there, clinging to you

1. God, please let me grow another five centimeters, and I'm willing to lose ten pounds in exchange.

2. The happiest thing every morning is to get on the subway. The most tragic thing is to sit in the wrong direction but not be able to get off.

3. My crush changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt like I had a change of heart.

4. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

5. If you look at For the sake of the game, I will cheat and torture you to death.

6. Search for him through hundreds of thousands of people. If you are not sick, just take two steps.

7. The first line: Hahahahaha, the second line: Hey hey hey hey. Hengbiao: Crazy

8. God, I will never call you my father again. You don’t love me as your granddaughter at all.

9. It’s not that you didn’t do your homework, but that when you were about to do your homework, you found that you didn’t know what the homework was.

10. Whenever I see the money in my wallet getting less and less, I know that my life has fallen.

11. Big Big Wolf is like an aunt Same, always say before leaving: "I will come back!"

12. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is no longer there. People of all ethnic groups are still there.

13. I thought I had grown taller overnight, but it turned out that the quilt was stuck horizontally.

14. A girl’s voice? I will always have one less piece of clothing, and always one less pair of shoes.. But I will always have one more pound of flesh!

15. When I was in a bad mood, I would go to the school gate and kick my bicycle, knocking one row over the other, oh yeah!

16. No matter how awesome the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one man's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the whole floor!

17. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

18. If I go down one day, remember, I will come back to you.

19. The exam is like a floating cloud, and after the exam it becomes a dark cloud.

20. Write your name in the sky and be blown away by the wind Taken away, so I wrote your name on every corner of the street... Damn, I was taken away by the police!

21. Wait until I have money. Build two toilets. If I want to go to the men's room, I can go to the men's room. If I want to go to the women's room, I can go to the women's room.

22. The toad jumped off the cliff and pretended to be Batman.

23. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, and nothing depends on general knowledge. If you have nothing to do in your spare time, it is better to play Landlord.

24. When I was a child, I was very confused about whether it would be better to study at Tsinghua University or Peking University when I grow up. Now I know how much I worry about it.

25. When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world. One China. A foreign country.

26. When you buy a bucket of instant noodles, it contains six seasoning packets, two forks, and another bucket...

27. If I could choose my own choice in the next life, I would like to be a quilt and suffocate all the people in the world.

28. Wukong, bring the purple gold bowl and chopsticks to your master. Wujing, go to the kitchen to see if Bajie is cooked?

29. You love me or you don’t love me. I'm right there, clinging to you.

30. Whether she is a beauty or not, you will know after taking off her clothes. Whether he is a handsome guy or not, you will know if he has a crew cut.

31. If your girlfriend is a foodie, then marry her. As the saying goes: Foodies are easy to feed.

32. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs. Just reply to him: Your legs are thin, and all three of your legs are thin.

33. If someone asks you why you gained weight, just say you forgot and don’t explain. The more you explain, the sadder you will become!

I only care about the future, because I will spend the rest of my life there

1. No one has the obligation to find out through your sloppy appearance Your excellent inner self. You must be clean, tidy, and even refined. This is the basics and dignity of your life, regardless of gender. The more I live, the more I understand the positive aspects of judging people by their appearance. I am ashamed of myself in the past and encourage myself and each other.

2. Being loved by others makes people realize that others need support just like themselves. It is precisely because of seeking this kind of support that people will love. If we lack nothing, there will be no love.

3. If you love someone, you don’t have to say anything, but don’t be indifferent to them. Silence can still accompany you, silence can still care, and words are not the only way to express love. But if silence turns to indifference, that is zero exchange of emotions. It is no longer love, but leaving. Yes, silence can be love, but indifference must be hurt.

4. I only care about the future, because I will spend the rest of my life there.

5. No one is worthy of your tears, and the person who is worthy of your tears is not willing to let you shed tears for him.

6. Our wishes, big and small, were given up painlessly in a season that was neither long nor short.

7. Even if no one applauds for you, you must make an elegant curtain call and thank yourself for your hard work.

8. The end of life is not when the mountains and rivers are gone, nor when the life is over, but when the burden is put down. When you really let go, even if you are drifting in clouds and water all your life, you can still be as calm as the breeze, free and peaceful.

9. There is a time for flowers to bloom and a time for them to fall. There is no need to linger, what should go will eventually go; no need to be harsh, what should come will come sooner or later.

10. May you have only one dream in your entire life, and may you wake up from the dream and be buried by the North Sea, with someone singing the song "Nan Shan Nan" for you.

11. There will always be someone who will surpass your imagination, break your routine, come to you, and make you suddenly realize: Oh, love can still have such a form.

12. Some people can’t say what’s good about it, but no one can replace it! Choose the lightest thoughts to interpret the rough life.

13. To truly give up on a person is silent. You will not blacklist him or delete his phone number. You can like him without envy when you see him doing well. It’s just You know clearly in your heart that you will no longer chat passionately until late at night, and you will not be in doubt because of his pretentiousness. You liked him so much at the beginning, but you are so relieved now, and there is no hesitation. I can only accompany you until this point.

14. Don’t do stupid things that will affect your life just because of temporary unhappiness.

15. Nothing in the world can do anything to us, but if we always want to recover what we have lost and think about the past, we will destroy ourselves. Don’t dwell on the past, look to the future, it’s easy to say but too difficult to do!

16. There is no pain in this world that is only prepared for you. So don't think you're alone in pain. Don’t think that you are experiencing the worst pain.

17. There is a kind of love that is sincere when you pledge each other, and it is also sincere when you turn around and leave without mercy, because your performance makes the other person despair, or you have done nothing wrong, but the other person understands After meeting the real you, I became desperate, so I broke up. This is nothing complicated.

18. Be your truest self and follow your inner wishes. Let those who understand understand, and let those who do not understand understand, regardless of the passage of time or rumors.

19. Life is like an echo. What you send is what you send back. What you sow is what you reap. What you give is what you get.

20. Being beautiful is an advantage, and living a beautiful life is a skill.

21. Destiny determines who will enter our lives, and our heart determines who we will side by side with.

22. When a person has gone through the most difficult time, he no longer wants to look for support. Everyone is a burden.

23. There is no failure in life, only crushing! A man who is not subject to hardship is not a true man, and a man who is not envied by others is a mediocre man.

24. This is what a good life is like. On this side, hormones, vanity and desire are like fire, burning until death; on the other side, compassion, kindness and love, and personality cultivation can also be Never ending.

25. What maintains a relationship is not honesty, but consideration of the other person's feelings and reservations.

26. If you can't fall in love, you can't stand it. When your heart is broken, let your heart sleep. When your love is over, just try to be quiet.

27. Life is like staring at a speechless scenery. The unspeakable feeling is always the most piercing.

28. Some things will make you cry with tears. Some things will make you cry deep in your heart. Some things will make your whole soul cry. Each of us will encounter despair and pain, and everyone will cry, but tears are often not the saddest thing.

You may be heartbroken but expressionless. You may sit there for several days before suddenly bursting into tears. Only when the tears flow down will you be saved. Tears are poison in the heart, just let them out and they will be cured. Sad talk about love; sometimes I feel that I don’t love him, I’m just used to waiting there

1. We are all lonely ghosts, and we have never come back to life. I spent three years of forgetfulness to survive, and he spent three years of forgetfulness to erase everything in the past.

2. There is a legend in Tibet that if you are not connected with a person, then as long as you recite his name faithfully in your heart, you will definitely be able to see him when you look back again.

3. Only I know how much I love you, but love in this world has no choice, and wealth and interests always come first.

4. This life is still so long, but it is over.

5. What I have given you can never be given to others again.

6. Why do we fall in love with someone? Because of misfortune, because of a smile, because of a word, a thing? Or because he is him, not someone else?

7. Life is a gorgeous brocade robe. After all, she is just a flower on the brocade, decorating his colorful past, quietly blooming her youth.

8. Spring is late in the lonely empty courtyard, and the pear blossoms are all over the ground but the door is closed. This life is still so long, but it is over.

9. The so-called flowers are just a dream, I have carved time with love.

10. I am not wronged, I just feel exhausted and can no longer struggle. Like a fish, about to suffocate; like a flower, about to flourish.

11. Sometimes I feel that I don’t love him, I’m just used to waiting there.

12. The love at this moment is as deep as the sea, but life is destined to be as lonely as blood.

13. Many times, we are actually only an inch away from the happiness of hell, and of everything I have ever had, you have given me the most beauty.

14. Someone asked me what is so good about you. After all these years, I still can’t forget it. No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can’t compare to your smile. People who have never seen you will not understand. You are my obsession. , only I know it.

15. Nothing is more despairing than death. I will separate you with a single turn, and you will spend a lifetime forgetting it.

16. The farthest distance in the world is not when love has become a thing of the past, but when the past that you think is unforgettable is just a grain of sand that has long been forgotten in the eyes of the other person.

17. The neon light is so brilliant, the moonlight all over the city is always dim, the slanting light penetrates Zhuhu at dawn, and the ancients play the flute under the sparse shadow of apricot blossoms. And I'm afraid it's too late to love you.