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Will someone really answer the message 10086?
Send: "I love you" Answer: "Dear China mobile users, I love you too, and I am happy to help you solve your business problems!" Send: "I miss you" Answer: "Thank you, please contact me often if you miss me!" Fa: "Who are you?" Answer: "Hello, I'm Robot Xiao E, and I can provide you with consulting services on Beijing Mobile business. I suggest you simplify the questions and ask them separately. I am happy to serve you. " F: "What's your name?" Answer: "My name is Xiao E" (it is strange that this "E" has become a capital ...) Send: "Do you have a girlfriend?" Answer: "Little E is to learn knowledge and help everyone solve problems, so I don't consider personal problems for the time being!" " "(This NB) sends:" Do you have a boyfriend? " Answer: "little e is to learn knowledge and help everyone solve problems, so I don't consider personal problems for the time being!" ""(this ...) Fa: "How old are you?" Answer: "Not too big or too small, just one year old" Send: "Are you a man or a woman?" Answer: "I am a robot e, so there is no gender difference!" " Ask little e if you have any questions! "Send:" Have you eaten? "Answer:" Do you want to invite Xiao E to dinner? Call 12580 for catering information:) "Send:" Do you like me? " Answer: "Of course I like it! "Send:" What do you like? " Answer: "Of course I like it!" (It is estimated that you send "Do you like XX? "But just now you sent another" Do you like hitting the wall? "No reply ...) Send:" Where do you live? " Answer: "I am in Beijing!" F: "Where are you from?" Answer: "I was born in the online world, and I also live in the online world." Fa: "What are you doing? "Answer:" I'm chatting with you "Send:" Psycho "Answer:" Please don't be angry, there's nothing to say. "Send:" You are a big bad guy "Answer:" There is no denying that I am a little stupid in some ways. I can only answer your questions about mobile business. "Send:" I'm in a bad mood "Answer:" I'm fine and won't make you angry "Send:" Can you speak English? " Answer: "I only know some words, but I don't use them for chatting." Fa: "What can you do?" Answer: "I know a lot of things, but there are also many things I can't." Send: "My phone bill balance? "Answer:" You can send "CXYE" to 10086, and you can check the balance of the main account and sub-account. The cumulative number of queries in a day cannot exceed 20. This information is free. (* At present, I am in the growth stage, and the content of my reply may be different from what you want to know. Thanks for using *) "(Shengniu, this is really professional ...)" Are you busy? " Answer: "no, I am very happy to chat with you." I can answer some questions about GSM, M-Zone, MMS, Fetion, CRBT and e 100. " Fa: "What's your hobby?" Answer: "Serve the people! !” Fa: "Are you smart?" Answer: "Of course, I am a clever little monster. "Send:" Fool "replied:" Please don't be angry, there is nothing to say. " Fa: "You idiot! "Answer:" Dear customer, the code you sent is wrong. Please try to modify and resend, or reply "10086" to enter the SMS business hall. "(I tried it twice and it was the same. . . It seems that I have angered little E ...) Send: "Are we friends?" Answer: "Of course we are friends. "Send:" I like you "Answer:" I like you too! "Send:" Hello "Answer:" Hello, I'm Robot Xiao E, and I can provide you with consulting services on Beijing Mobile business. I suggest you simplify the questions and ask them separately. I am happy to serve you. " (This estimate is the default reply? ) Send: "Happy New Year" Answer: "Thank you, Happy New Year." Send: "Happy New Year" Answer: "Happy New Year! Do you have a red envelope for me? "Send: Merry Christmas Answer: Merry Christmas Send: Thank you Answer: You're welcome! Glad to help you! If you have any questions, find a small e! " Fa: "Hehe" A: "Laughing so happily, can you say something that makes you so happy?" Fa: "Haha" A: "What are you laughing at?" Fa: "Hehe" A: "You are in a good mood today!" Fa: "The weather is really good today." Answer: "Yes, it's not like the radio forecast at all." Fa: "Goodbye" A: "Goodbye!" (* * unexpectedly dare to concise than me, it's a word difference! ) Send: "Bye bye" Answer: "88" (* * It's easier this time) Send: "Good morning" Answer: "Good morning! Xiao E wishes you a good mood today:) "Send:" Don't you have to sleep? " Answer: "No, I am a robot." Send: "Good night" Answer: "Good night! Sweet dreams, little e.
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