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Introduction to the diversity of blind date in New Year.
Yu Jia, a small county town, was particularly lively on this day, and the originally large yard was crowded with people. Haisheng's father, Yu, was sitting in a room smoking a cigarette, while his mother, Chen Daxiu, was busy inside and outside. There is a countdown sign on the wall: Four days before New Year's Eve! Daxiu kept ordering her daughter Xiumei and her son-in-law Ding to be busy: countless photos of girls were hung on the walls around, and Ding registered them one by one: name, address, place of origin, height and weight ... She came to ask her wife Xiumei for instructions from time to time and kept calling Xiumei "master". Xiumei answers the phone, the mobile phone is a landline for a while, and she is busy criticizing the founding of the country like a woman for a while. Ding's daughter passed the results from time to time to the old man sitting on the couch behind the curtain with his mouth curled. The old man doesn't talk and coughs from time to time. Daxiu immediately understood that all the old people coughed, but they couldn't get through ... At this time, Ocean Xiaozhen came to deliver the new year's goods, and was held by Xiumei, so she threw herself on the register. Jane asked Yoga Yu what it was for. Daxiu said it was a blind date for her baby son Haisheng ... Ah Peanut loves to shout when she comes, and the whole county knows Yu's daughter-in-law. ...
At the railway station, Yu Haisheng, who went home for the New Year, walked out of the station with his mobile phone, first went to the newsstand to buy newspapers, and conveniently put his mobile phone on the newsstand. Ye Zhao, a girl from Taiwan Province, bought a map at the newsstand. Hans asked if there was an old version of the map. The newspaper seller thinks Hans is deliberately making trouble, saying that the map is only the latest, but how can he sell an old map? Haisheng didn't care. When he left, he took the mobile phone that Hans also misplaced on the newsstand.
Ding met Haisheng at the station, but he didn't see him for a long time, so he answered his phone, but it was a girl. It turned out that after leaving the train station, she suddenly received a phone call from Ding, the brother-in-law of the Marine Corps, telling Ding that she had the wrong number. As a result, the phone rang again in a short time. Hans knew that the number was wrong, but she had got on the taxi and left the railway station. It was too late to change it back. Ding, a naval student, finally found the way to pick up his brother-in-law, but unexpectedly he took his mobile phone by mistake. He immediately contacted Hans, but Hans couldn't tell where he was, and his mobile phone just died at this moment, so He Haisheng had to go home with his brother-in-law first. ...
Haisheng went home all the way. Strangely, everyone in the village pointed at him. Some laughed, some whispered, and some hid in the house shyly. Haisheng is very puzzled. When he saw many people around his door, he looked at all the women carefully. When the daughters saw Haisheng coming back, they all hurriedly and silently made way for him. Marine life is even more puzzling. He asked his brother-in-law, and Ding He said with a smile that he would know in a moment. This must be a good thing!
He was sad to see Haisheng coming back for the New Year alone. At this time, Haisheng's sister Xiumei came back, pulling Daxiu to say that everything was arranged. Daxiu is busy telling Xiumei to keep her voice down. Everyone is secretive. Haisheng even muttered more and took time to ask his niece Ding Lin, but Ding Lin took the opportunity to keep suspense until Haisheng took out the gift. Ding said that the whole family was busy preparing for Haisheng's marriage for a whole month. Haisheng asked what to prepare. Ding Lin said "blind date" ... Haisheng was surprised!
Zhao Yi Road found the county civil affairs bureau and said that he wanted to find someone. The staff couldn't find the name and address. Because he said the name of an old hutong before liberation, he couldn't find the person he was looking for, so he had to ask around. ...
At the dinner table at home in the evening, Haisheng asked about the blind date. Xiumei said that everything has been arranged, and my brother just has to do what she arranged. Haisheng said it was too boring and disagreed. Just as Hans was texting his mobile phone, Haisheng lowered his head and started texting Hans. Seeing that Haisheng was absent-minded, I immediately "turned my face" and said a lot of "three unfilial things are great". Haisheng said that his father was a feudal brain and was so angry that he wanted to beat Haisheng. As a result, Fu Gui was sent to the kitchen by Daxiu to wash dishes. Ding Lin is smart, saying that it is popular for couples to send messages to each other now, probably from Haisheng's girlfriend. Haisheng told Ding Lin not to talk nonsense. Daxiu said that blind date was meant by the whole family and moved out from the old man, but the old man kept silent and had a bad appetite for dinner. Daxiu advised Haisheng to understand the hardships of being a parent and deliberately pretended to cry. But Haisheng refused. Suddenly, the old man struck the table and said angrily, "I'm full" and got up and went back to the room. Haisheng knew that grandpa was angry and panicked, and Daxiu was coaxed and scared. Haisheng had to agree to a blind date!
In the evening, Haisheng and Ding Lin went out to walk the dog. Haisheng remembered his good friend Hoa since childhood, so he and Ding Lin came to Hoa's hotel. In Ahua's hotel, Haisheng and Hans, who live here, met unexpectedly, and they quickly switched back to their mobile phones. Haisheng and Ahua know each other very well. Ahua smiled and asked Haisheng about the blind date. Haisheng is embarrassed. Hans looked amused and quietly asked Ding Lin if she was his second uncle's girlfriend. Ding Lin said that these are two kinds of guesses. At that time, Jane asked her husband to come out to see Haisheng ... Hans asked Haisheng what was the name of an old hutong, and Haisheng really knew that he grew up in that hutong. Hans was so happy that she finally proved that she had the right person.
In the evening, the whole family gathered in the old man's room for a meeting. Daxiu said that the old man struck the table too timely, otherwise no one could control Haisheng's stubborn temper. Xiumei said that Ding Lin said that Jane was getting married today, so why didn't Haisheng worry? Everyone began to make suggestions and held their own views on Haisheng's marriage. Finally, the old man decided: there are still three days before the Chinese New Year, and whoever can let himself drink the tea sent by his granddaughter's wife on the evening of the 30th will be rewarded with 50,000 yuan. ...
The next day, Haisheng got up early in the morning. Ding was the first to get into Haisheng's room, saying that his unit issued movie tickets and asked Haisheng to have a look. Haisheng said that he had seen the film. Dante told him to go and gave him a glove to wear. Haisheng was very strange. Dante said it was a code word: gloves on your left hand! Find a girl with the same gloves on her right hand. Haisheng is in distress situation. It is difficult for his brother-in-law to think of such a funny thing.
Haisheng lingered helplessly in front of the cinema in gloves. Suddenly, a girl with thick eyes came to talk to him and held out her gloved right hand. Haisheng was embarrassed to face the girl and was puzzled. At first glance, Hans used a jade bracelet to inquire about things nearby. He immediately went up to talk to Hans, trying to get rid of the girl as an excuse. As a result, he stepped forward and patted Hans on the shoulder, but he was startled. The jade bracelet also fell to the ground and broke in two. Hans was in a hurry, complaining about Haisheng, and almost shed tears. Haisheng felt very guilty. He asked Hans to give him the bracelet. Haisheng said that when her mother was young, she learned the craft of jewelry restoration and promised to repair it herself. Hans reluctantly agreed to give the bracelet to Haisheng, and told Haisheng that if the bracelet could not be repaired, he would never stop with him. Hans asked Haisheng why he was so bold. Haisheng said awkwardly that his family wanted him to have a blind date. Hans really can't understand that this kind of thing happened in this era.
the second group
I was walking in the street. He is always glad to meet the elder Yu in the village. I dare not meet the official. Without saying a few words, he talked about his daughter Dong Lai and wanted to introduce Dong to Haisheng. Yu agreed. As a result, the village elder Yu Gang left, and the village elder Chen came again. He went straight to Daxiu and said that he would give his daughter to Haisheng. Daxiu readily promised to be Haisheng's master. Off the village head and townships, Daxiu and Fu Gui met and said to each other that Daxiu and Fu Gui got into trouble, and as a result, they quarreled. One said that the township grew up, and the other said that the county magistrate was not as good as the current management, and each said his own truth.
Haisheng went home in the afternoon, and Xiumei said that he had arranged four blind dates for him, all of which were found by his sister. The conditions are very good. Ding came back to complain that Haisheng stood other girls up, but Hai was afraid of nagging her brother-in-law, so she took her sister's class schedule and ran away. Guo Li and Xiu Mei are even more eager to try, saying that he can do a good job in marine life!
Daxiu invited the matchmaking agency to come home and listed the conditions of Haisheng. The matchmaking agency said no problem. Daxiu asked them to take the woman home first, saying that there were many rules in their family, and Haisheng was a famous scholar in the county. You can't be hasty in choosing a wife. This daughter-in-law must show her face first. ...
Haisheng couldn't repair Hans' bracelet by himself, so he was worried and had to ask his mother for help. Daxiu said that the bracelet looked familiar, and finally Daxiu threatened Haisheng to go on a blind date and help him fix it himself. The sea monster Daxiu also made a deal with his son. Daxiu said that he would be "selfless" in an extraordinary period. ...
Haisheng was "forced" to go on a blind date according to her sister's arrangement: the first girl was a bank, and her mouth was full of numbers; The second girl is a waiter, always polite; The third is a hospital nurse. Whether she will come or not, she asked what happened to Haisheng. The last one was great. It is a famous pillar of the county drama troupe, with many lines ... several people have their own personalities, which is unacceptable to Haisheng. Haisheng is in a state of anxiety. At this time, Hans came to you and asked Haisheng about his bracelet, which inadvertently provoked this blind date. Ding followed happily, laughing, I was so angry that Xiumei had nowhere to scatter and scolded Ding. Ding is extremely wronged!
Daxiu wears glasses to help Haisheng repair the bracelet. It is difficult to fix it and put it on the window platform to dry. At this time, the matchmaking agency called Daxiu and Daxiu asked them to go home at once. ...
When Haisheng came home, Daxiu was sitting in the living room, picking out his wife one by one like the Queen Mother's beauty pageant, only to find that the people who came didn't meet the registration in the marriage agency. Haisheng drove away the people from the matchmaking agency, and Yu came back, saying that both the township head and the village head wanted Haisheng to be a son-in-law, but Haisheng didn't do it. Yu said that he didn't dare to offend the head and the head ... suddenly he received a call from the county magistrate, asking about the top scholar in the county, and Yu mistakenly thought that the county magistrate would recruit.
Hans found her at home, and Daxiu thought Hans was here on a blind date. She is extremely satisfied with her. Hans said she was looking for something from Haisheng, and Daxiu called Haisheng. Hans wants Haisheng to return the bracelet to himself today, so Haisheng must go upstairs and look for it. When he passed grandpa's recliner, he saw the perfect jade bracelet on the recliner, thought it was repaired by his mother, and immediately gave it to Hans. Hans looked at the restored jade bracelet.
He searched the whole family for something, which made the whole family in a hurry. He wanted to help but didn't know what to look for. Later, he finally found it on the windowsill of Daxiu's room. He suggested that after the big show, don't take your own things casually, which puzzled monk Zhang Er.
Accompanied by Haisheng, Hans found the old alley and found that it had become a park. When two people visited the park, Hans thought Haisheng was very simple and honest. Now there are not many such men. Haisheng felt that Hans was kind-hearted and gradually fell in love with her ... Hans suddenly found that the bracelet returned by Haisheng was not the original, so he asked where the bracelet came from. Haisheng said it was the original one. Hans heard that the bracelet was taken out by Haisheng's family. He shook Haisheng's hand excitedly and must go home with her. ...
Haisheng embarrassed Hans to come back for dinner. The whole family was surprised at Hans and didn't know how to meet her. When he heard that Hans was from Taiwan Province Province, he became interested. For the first time, he talked a lot with Hans. Hans silently observed every move of his family ... When he wanted to live at home, Hans agreed, and the sea was surprised! He also asked Haisheng to help Hans carry his luggage at once!
In the evening, Ding Lin was chatting with Hans, and Ding Lin asked Hans what he was doing here. Hans said it was a secret, and Hans asked how Ding Lin's navy was. Ding Lin said that if you want to find a boyfriend in the future, you should find such a second uncle. ...
On the second floor, the old man angrily held a family meeting, saying that the whole family had wasted a whole day and nothing was done. Now there are two days left, it's up to you. People commented one after another. Suddenly, Ding's advertisement for marriage was put forward on TV, and everyone looked at the old man. He didn't speak and seemed to acquiesce. ...
On the 29th of New Year's Day, oceanographers began to be crowded, and people from seven miles and eight townships came to the door: those who came in would work; Some people cling to it; There are also blind dates with children; Nine other brothers came to Xianghai, and the village head and the township head all came, arguing to outdo each other ... The Haisheng family was very busy, and Hans saw it in his eyes and felt that this family was so lively and United, and he was very moved. ...
The whole family got together for another meeting and blamed each other. In a rage, the old man kicked everyone out. Daxiu gave a lesson to the whole family at the door. Hans and Ding Lin are listening at the door. Ding Lin said grandpa wanted a cup of tea made by his wife in her thirties. Hans said he could understand the idea. ...
Began a hunger strike at night to force Haisheng to find a daughter-in-law. Daxiu advised Haisheng to be considerate of Grandpa in such a big year. Haisheng insisted that it was not a matter of not being hasty in choosing clothes. ...
Ding Lin sneaked into grandpa's room to give the old man something to eat. In fact, the old man's hunger strike is entirely for marine life. Haisheng came to keep grandpa, and he deliberately ignored Haisheng. Haisheng asked grandpa how to eat. He said that unless Haisheng found him a granddaughter. ...
Episode 3
Because of the old man, the whole family is complaining about Haisheng. Daxiu blames Haisheng for being disobedient in the city for several years. Under pressure, Haisheng had to agree to meet Dong, the daughter of the village elder Yu, and said that no matter whether Dong was beautiful or ugly or had any physical defects, it was her. Anyway, she is married to grandpa's family! Hans knew that it was irresponsible to blame Haisheng for this. ...
Haisheng and Dongdong sat for more than half an hour, but couldn't find a common language. Haisheng kept thinking about Hans' words in his mind and finally ran out. On the way, he met Hans who was calling from a public phone. Haisheng wondered how Hans came out to make a phone call. Hans asked Haisheng if his father's name was Youde. Hai Sheng agreed, and Hans suddenly felt sad. ...
As they walked, Haisheng and Hans chatted. Haisheng complained that his family pushed the marriage too hard and did not give people a chance to catch their breath. Hans said that Haisheng was born in the middle of happiness and admired Haisheng's family. He has never felt such a strong family atmosphere and the taste of Chinese New Year since he was a child! Haisheng said that grandpa's wish is to drink a cup of granddaughter's tea on New Year's Eve. Hans didn't speak, but subconsciously pulled La Haisheng's hand. Unexpectedly, Haisheng threw it off awkwardly, and Hans was a little embarrassed. ...
On New Year's Eve, the whole family is planning to celebrate the New Year, but everyone's face is a little lonely, so the old man can't even put down the building. He said he would live without his granddaughter. Hans offered to help Daxiu with the housework. Although he is a bit clumsy, on the whole he tried his best. Hans tried his best to do everything a granddaughter should do, which made the whole family feel gratified. Haisheng saw it in his eyes but didn't say it. He was very grateful, and Daxiu was very moved, saying that if Hans could really be his daughter-in-law! Hans smiled and said nothing. ...
Seeing that it was evening, it was time for dinner, but no one dared to go up and invite the old man. I crustily skin of head went up and invited his father. As a result, I was driven back by a scolding, and the big show was also rejected. Suddenly, Hans offered to go upstairs. ...
Hans went upstairs and saw a jade bracelet in his hand. He wants to know why this bracelet doesn't seem to be the one he had before. Hans silently took out one of his own from his pocket. When he saw the bracelet, he immediately grasped it in his hand, and the people at the door immediately froze. ...
He took Hans and asked whose bracelet it was. Hans said it was her grandmother. He took Hans and asked Hans' grandmother. Hans said that grandma was in poor health and could not come to the mainland to fulfill her wish for many years. He came here to find another bracelet owner for grandma. The old man was deeply moved and told him the truth: his grandmother and Yu were lovers more than 50 years ago. Because the Kuomintang left the mainland, the couple failed to get married. They only took half of the original blood-stained jade bracelet. Since then, they have lived far apart. Now, more than 50 years later, the two bracelets have become a pair again. I was so excited that I held my hand tightly. ...
Hans helped the old man downstairs. When he forced Hans to give up his seat to his grandson's daughter-in-law, Hans didn't object.
He talked about jade bracelets and touched everyone present. "Hans said he can see his grandmother now-let him see her through online video ..."
The old man was so nervous that the family gathered around a small computer screen and the video was connected. Two lovers who have been separated for more than 50 years meet again, and there are not many words, but messages are endless. The two old people cried and everyone in the family was moved.
Hans picked up the teacup and personally offered the old man a cup of tea according to his grandmother's instructions. Hans said that he had never had such a lively New Year since he was so big. However, he just wants to fulfill the old man's wish to be a granddaughter at home in this most important festival in China, but he still wants to go back to Taiwan Province Province years later! He patted the table and thought that Han had to stay, and told Haisheng to hurry up and say that all eyes were on Haisheng. He asked Hans if he didn't like marine life. Hans just smiled and didn't answer. He gave the jade bracelet to Haisheng and asked Haisheng to put it on Hans. If Hans refuses, he just breaks the bracelet. Haisheng personally took the jade bracelet separated from grandpa for more than 50 years and put it on Hans' hand. Hans blushed, firecrackers exploded outside, and the whole family happily welcomed the New Year. ...
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