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The company sends text messages to employees.

Thank you! Thanks to CCTV, MTV, my agency, my parents, China Mobile, my mobile phone, and your mobile phone, which made me lovely on the National Day night. Wish you a happy holiday. Please choose the sentence with correct grammatical structure and meaning 1. I am not a real pig. I am really a pig. I am a real pig. Those who answer correctly have the opportunity to participate in the National Day Animal Husbandry Achievement Exhibition. According to your birthday, National Day will definitely make a windfall. Blow an explosive hairstyle, wear a patched dress, hold a stick in your right hand and a bowl in your left hand, and walk down the street muttering: Come on! Experience a one-day family tour on National Day and take a bus back and forth. Activities include cleaning the floor and kitchen of my house, scrubbing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, and bringing lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible Urgent reminder, a new way of mobile phone virus transmission: through mobile phone National Day greetings. For your health, after receiving greetings, be sure to soak your mobile phone in disinfectant for one hour before using it! Really desperate, Huaguoshan was developed into a tourist area by the state; Master also married Bai two days ago; I also sold a golden hoop yesterday. I really miss the days when we studied classics. Second brother, are you okay? Happy National Day! Dear God, please bless those friends who don't call, text or miss me, and let their mobile phones fall into the toilet. Amen! Happy National Day! I haven't seen you for a long time. I really miss you! Are you okay? Did the tiger bully you? Did the lion scare you? Did the tourists throw anything at you? Are you used to reading text messages with your two little hooves? Happy National Day! What should I do if I am hungry on National Day? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty! Wish my friends a happy National Day in five languages in advance! ! ! Chinese version: Have a nice day! I wish you a happy day! Russian version: buy a radish, cut it, cut it and stew it! Japanese version: Wash all the pots and pans, wash all the pots and pans! Koreans: Cry when you have time. If you date your birth, you will surely make a fortune on National Day. Blow an explosive hairstyle, wear a patched dress, hold a stick in your right hand and a bowl in your left hand, and walk in the street muttering, can you? The new telecom function test on the 11th National Day is free this month. Please press any number key to test your IQ ... After the test, your IQ is zero. The National Day is coming, so I decided to give you a present: Please sit at the desk, put a notebook on the desk, and then put your chin on the notebook. This is my notebook for your brain pad! Do you like it? Put it away and don't giggle! Think of your smile when I get up, smell your smell when I wash my face, and you are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, dear-the toilet! Happy National Day! You are handsome, you are handsome, and National Day is also handsome! With a nest of cabbage on your head, a sack on your body and kelp wrapped around your waist, you think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation of the fallen god! Happy National Day!