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The funny scene of 007 fighting the Pork Prince

1. Tang Monk Meat at the beginning? Actually it has nothing to do with that at all.

2. How come the people from Zhenyuan Escort Bureau are dressed like the terrorists behind?

3. The Pork Prince knocks down a bunch of people with one punch, just like hitting a domino steak, and the same goes for 007 later.

4. 007 imitates the British 007, "BOND, JAMES BOND", and even reports his name with a Shandong accent

5. When the Pork Prince's men were fighting 007, they clearly had a numerical advantage, but they just went up one by one and slowly challenged him (when the first person rushed up to fight - or was beaten, the remaining two men hesitated, Just don’t help)

5.007 Handling meat is like serving food to a waiter.

6. They run.........it's too fake¥#¥......×#

7. In order to show that 007 moves very quickly, in the action scene when he was chased by the Pork Prince, a slow-motion shot was used after the pork was thrown up

8. At the sports meeting, everyone couldn't eat meat and couldn't compete. 007 went to get the meat, which also satirized the rise in pork prices.

9. The outstanding students of a certain authentic martial arts academy are dressed up as doctors.

10. Let's not seek revenge from 007. kindness! We want to take back the whole world! faint!

11. Four people went to markets, butcher shops, and restaurants to grab meat, and then ran away.

12. When they were trying to catch the truck transporting pork, they put up a sign and you couldn't move forward, backward, left or right. Although the sound the bag made sounded like a pig, it wasn't until the subtitles turned on that it turned out it was a human being.

13. When robbing the beauty, the beauty gave her two dollars instead of grilled sausage. She treated the Pork Prince as a beggar

14. The commander also engaged in bribery, internal relations

When 15.001~006 went out to chase the Pork Prince, they lined up neatly and walked out slowly

In 16.2 seconds The agents were beaten back by the Pork Prince and all were seriously injured.

17. The agents were beaten back and had already been bandaged... It only took 2 seconds for the image to change

18.007 Drink Qixi like liquor

19. Buy when the house price drops, which is ironic that today's house prices are too high.

20. The commander slapped the table, which made a muffled sound... and a scream.

21. The depression treatment device broadcasts news broadcast.

22. The king expressed his meaning only with gestures.

23. The bodyguards turned up the music as loud as they could while walking in front, and they didn't even know that the king had been kidnapped.

24. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say...

25. The king's belongings; work certificate, Swiss bank passbook (the amount of funds in the account is very considerable), the world's beauties roster, Lay's, 7-up, cloth toys, maps

26. When the map was first taken out, it was only very small when folded, but it turned out to be so big after unfolding. The comparison between the two is very funny

27. After treatment, 007 successfully converted from depression to hyperactivity (over-treatment)

28. 007 didn't believe what was said in the news; but 007 believed it was true when the commander denied it.

29. While the commander was clarifying the facts, the news director was slacking off (playing the same scene repeatedly)

30.007 The costume change only took 1 second.

31. The warehouse for national meat reserves is the National Center for the Performing Arts.

32. When Pork Prince fights 007, he starts with a hip-hop dance (Gong Geer seems to be very good at Michael Jackson-style dance moves)

33. When Pork Prince was fighting 007, he pushed the "dome" away and scared passers-by.

34. There is definitely a funny song in the middle of the film. Music has appeared in the Korean drama "Brother and Sister Contract". The lyrics are very funny.

35.007 aria - it’s lip-synching

36. "Singer" aria - very nasal sound

37. The Taliban also came to encourage 007.

38. In the play, we saw the "film crew" of the play

39.007 It took a lot of effort to climb a small slope. Before climbing, I deliberately took a shot of the mountain

40. Wulin Supreme also engages in promotions.

41. The Supreme Martial Arts Master slipped away while teaching his skills

42. Many people are teaching 007, including children...

43. 007 also buys, that one with a yang finger is so funny.

44.007 seems to be practicing very well, but he always practices with things that he can move.

45. In the end, Clinton fell and the house collapsed.

46. The host didn't seem to be hosting a competition, but more like hosting a wedding, and the two of them seemed to be quite cooperative.

47. The host held "Dragon" backwards and said it was like hosting a wedding...

48. Come on, Piggy, come on Qiqi, it’s a bit like a Super Girl competition

49. "Whatever you want"

50. The American warship was destroyed by 007, and the Chinese cheered.

51. During their fight, they spoofed many movies and famous buildings. The Statue of Liberty, Mount Fuji, and the Eiffel Tower (the COS Star Wars fight here) were all destroyed.

52. When the two of them fought at first, their movements were very cool, but after they arrived in Antarctica, they completely turned into children fighting

53. The two of them twisted into a ball and walked through the Antarctic, "Raise the Red Lantern", George W. Bush's speech, Zhou Zheng's dragon and tiger photos, in which the tiger was still blinking

54. They have been hitting Mars, and people thought they had discovered Martians.

55.007 is blamed on buying pirated discs.

56.007 stood up because someone was painting him.

57. The first ending credits are a crapshoot.

58. “You have to wait and see,” the judges said as the world watched.

59. There were people sending text messages, and the leader was the martial arts supreme from before. The heroes who teach the skills are also here.

60. The security guard was holding a Canon 400D, which Zhou Zhenglong once used to photograph South China tigers.

61. The advertisement is very realistic. Are there any non-lethal weapons for sale?

62. When "Zhou Zhenglong" was filming an advertisement, he failed N times...

63. The Pork Prince and others were photographed so that they could not move.

64. The king gave 007 a Hercules trophy... made of paper.

65. The Pork Prince was expelled from the meat trade.

66. At the end, "Unforgettable Tonight" is used as the background music

67.007 also has a Seven-up commercial that imitates the classic 007 shot.

68. At the end, we find out that the king's attendant is a eunuch.

69. The Pork Prince dances as a cygnet for four.

70.007: "It is said to be coded, but in fact it is not coded:" That is the opposite ````````

71. There is only one drink in the whole drama: Qixi

72.007 pinches the neck of the Pork Prince when he is resurrected, which is very similar to the clip from the movie "The Old Corpse in the Mountain Village"