Mid-Autumn Festival humorous blessing messages

1. The round moon is hanging in the sky, the round cakes are fragrant all over the sky, the round family is sitting around the table, the round love is heartfelt, and the round happiness is filling the heart, round and round The happiness shows on the face. Dear customer, I wish you all the best for the Mid-Autumn Festival in August and a happy holiday.

2. There is a beautiful woman. If you kiss her at will, she will not be nervous. If you touch her at will, she will not ripple. If you tease her at will, she will not resist. If you ravage her at will, she will not cry out. Beauty Brand mooncakes, I wish you a happy and prosperous Mid-Autumn Festival!

3. With sincerity as the center and heart as the radius, draw a circle of friendship; with fate as the center and romance as the radius, draw a circle of love; Caring is the center of the circle, concern is the radius, and a circle of reunion is drawn; the Mid-Autumn Festival is here, I wish you happiness!

4. A bright moon hangs in the sky, and the love between the two places is stronger. The love of the three generations is destined by God. I miss you all over the world, we are all brothers from all over the world, we meet each other in six reincarnations, we look forward to reunion on August 15th. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

5. Make a wish, wishing you happiness and peace; send a true love, wishing you good luck; send a text message to tell you that the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming; write a text, we will treasure each other. Mid-Autumn Festival, enjoy reunion.

6. Wu Gang Guishu, what remains unchanged over the years is the pace of reform, Chang'e Jade Rabbit, what is unswerving is the road to rejuvenation, text messages distant wishes, what can never be given up is the mentality of rising, the Sixth Founding of the People's Republic of China In ten years, the Mid-Autumn Festival has a full moon, and I wish you lots of money.

7. Let’s break up. Although your presence makes me no longer lonely in countless lonely nights. Although you once made me dream about you, you hurt me too deeply. Now I finally understand - Smoking Harmful to health. Mid-Autumn Festival blessings, health is the most precious!

8. Welcome the Mid-Autumn Festival. Hello, dear customers. On this special day, on behalf of the company and all employees, I wish you: peace in your family and peace in your work. People with a full moon are reunited, and their wealth and luck are prosperous to the end.

9. Red and green, every year. At dusk and twilight, there are always plaice and plaice. I miss you endlessly, I hope your life is as happy as the moon!

10. The moon is full and the flowers are beautiful, as beautiful as your smile; the cakes are sweet, as sweet as your voice? Mid-Autumn Festival, I admire the moon and flowers, eat, drink and have fun, because I miss you so much!

11. The Mid-Autumn Festival is full of joyous events, people and the moon are reunited and dependent on each other, raising glasses and drinking lover's wine, only you and I have no guesses.

12. Look up at the face of the moon, that is the gentle gaze I look at you; by the way, look at the shadow of the stars, that is the true frequency with which I miss you.

13. The clear and bright moon is at the right time, and true hands enjoy each other's dependence. The love is as deep and sweet as honey, so what more can you ask for than the soaring breeze. I swear to be with you until the moon is waning until the moon is full*** from now until this life!