Four short messages about New Year's greetings in the funny year of the dog.

The first funny New Year message in the Year of the Dog

1. With the coming of the new year, I wish you to be a carefree mouse, a strong cow, a tiger, a good rabbit, a noble dragon, an auspicious sheep, a thousand-mile sheep, a gentle sheep, a smart dog, a diligent chicken, a loyal dog and a happy pig!

2. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, build diamond ice, grow jade trees, hang pearl cream and have agate fruits. Be careful! Happy spring festival!

3. In the new year, I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

4. I made a pair of couplets for you during the Spring Festival! The first part: I am bitter for you, tired for you and shed tears for you. Bottom line: crazy for you, crazy for you, hitting the wall for you. Horizontal batch: related to the position. I wish you a happy New Year!

5. I miss you deeply silently, silently wish you the truest, silently miss you deeply, silently care for you forever, silently wait for the arrival of the Spring Festival, and silently wish you a happy Spring Festival reunion.

6. You make me happy! I add him equals happiness! He makes you healthy! You add me to give him happiness, happiness and health to you!

7. The taste of the year is fragrant, and the whole family is more harmonious; SMS wishes that you and I will be connected forever and ever.

8. Friends are always heart-to-heart, and intimate friends are worth a thousand dollars; Think of good friends under the light, and small messages convey good news; Look at friends, news and people, and always remember friends' hearts. Happy spring festival!

9. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want his pig to gain a few pounds? !

10. When I am rich, I will flush the toilet for you with a goat, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with roses, take you to work with Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Happy new year!

1 1. Send four dishes and one soup on New Year's Eve: happy braising, steaming friendship, stir-frying wealth, healthy boiled water, happy soup every day, a bottle of Lanling aged good luck wine, and a bowl of forever reading online rice. Happy new year.

12. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy new year, always in a good mood!

13. Don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent a short message with a dime, which wasted the battery power and risked my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation. I will give you a New Year call regardless of the consequences! Happy new year!

14. No matter how much water there is in the sea, how big the mountain is, how many legs the spider has, how spicy the pepper is, and how tired the United States is, you are the most beautiful in the Spring Festival! Happy new year!

15. I heard that you will come to our house for the Spring Festival, and my brother will pick you up. To confirm your identity, please take two fine cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Maotai in your right hand.

The second interesting New Year message of the Year of the Dog

16. From now on, I only love you, spoil you and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promised you. Everything I said to you is serious. I won't bully you or scold you. Believe me, when others bully you, I will help you for the first time. When you are happy, I will accompany you to be happy. When you are unhappy, I will coax you to be happy. I will always think that you are the most beautiful, and I will see you in my dreams.

17. Buddy, I wish you a smooth sailing, two sheep take off, three sheep bloom in Thailand, four seasons are peaceful, five blessings, the Universiade of June 6, seven stars shine high, money comes from all directions, and 99 is one and complete.

18. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?

19. Gather the sunshine in the Himalayas, gather the breeze at the ends of the earth, bring the blessings of the Gangdise Mountain, and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. Happy New Year!

20. When the New Year comes, please click on Happy Notes and let it download family affection and convey love for you. By the way, keep my friendship in the deepest part of your heart and make you happy in the new year! Bless the invincible super genius of the universe who blocks the network by SMS, with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom-I wish you a happy New Year in advance!

2 1. Please take one second to forget your troubles, one minute to think about the New Year, one hour to accompany your lover, and a smile to receive my blessing in advance at the turn of the old and the new!

22. I wish you a carefree job, never lose money at cards, a growing number of deposits, a pocket full of dollars, a bed full of beautiful women, full of energy and always complacent.

23. In the new year, I will send you a coat, which will wrap you with warm, romantic love and happy friendship, fasten your health, stop bad luck and have a good mood every day!

24. Layers of past events have been deposited in the years, leaving endless memories, and family makes me feel happy. Thank my parents for giving me life, happiness and a brand-new year.

25. I've been meaning to tell you, but I don't know if you think I'm too impatient. I am afraid of being beaten by others, so I decided to summon up courage to tell you: Happy New Year!

26. Happy New Year to you: drink a little wine until your parents disown you, smoke a cigarette until you die, play mahjong day and night, dance until you are exhausted, and brag until you don't believe it.

27. Dear, you have added many wonderful memories to the pictures I remember. Please accept my sincere wishes. May all happiness be with you forever! Happy new year!

28. The day of gathering is just to brew a cup of strong wine and make a flowing acacia. Staring at your charming face in the firecrackers of the New Year, I just want to say: I love you for ten thousand years!

29. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

30. When the Year of the Dog arrives, there will be a new atmosphere and every household will have new clothes. Energetic, new expectations, sweet and looking forward to good luck; Send blessings, new ideas, happiness and health. I wish you a good year of the dog and all the best.

3 1. It's the Year of the Dog, and I'll give you a "sheep gift". Sheep's eyes, reunion Lantern Festival, happy life; Long live the sheep beard and longevity noodles; Sheep, happy rice will always accompany you; Sheep eggs and wishful steamed bread are happy every year. Happy New Year and all the best.

32. The auspicious Year of the Dog is still here, and the festival of the Year of the Dog is coming again. Since ancient times, many people have exchanged courtesy, so it is not surprising that auspicious wishes are arranged in a row. I wish you a happy new year. Money is rolling in. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and songs float beyond the Great Wall.

33. Happy Year of the Dog: High-five with happiness, just like happiness, wishful clapping, satisfactory tango, successful duet, slow shaking of happiness, laughter with firecrackers, greeting the New Year, secretly sending text messages and exchanging blessings! I wish you all the best in the Year of the Dog.

34. The disappearance of the Year of the Dog has left behind not only time, but also all unhappiness; The Spring Festival in the Year of the Dog welcomes not only spring, but also brand-new hope. On the occasion of the new year, I wish you a happy new year and all the best.

35. Let the sound of sheep blast the channel of happiness like firecrackers; Let the sheep roar like fireworks, presenting an auspicious cover; Let the flying sheep and dancing phoenix-like Spring Festival couplets bring auspicious and wishful winding; Spring Festival is coming, I wish you all a new year and a better Year of the Dog!

The third interesting New Year message of the Year of the Dog

36. Missing shortens the distance, caring drives away the cold, the joy is swept away in the off-year, the blessing warms the heart, the happiness is postponed in the mood, the worries are put aside in the mind, the stamps are collected with good luck, and the New Year is full of good luck! Happy Year of the Dog!

37. I miss you once, hug you twice and kiss you three times. Four hearts are ready to move, five hearts are shaken, six hearts are in trouble, seven hearts are getting better, eight hearts are earth-shattering, nine hearts are long, and ten hearts are deep! Happy new year!

38. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen carefully: I wish you a happy New Year, no meeting on New Year's Eve, no appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and no company after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

39. The New Year is coming. For the sake of the environment and resources of the earth, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

40. Say hello to the New Year. Everything goes well, and life is getting better and better. During the lucky draw, I have good luck every day, and I won at cards. It tastes good. I am younger and more handsome, and I have money at home and money on the wall.

4 1. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

42. With the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicious boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread, I wish you all the best in the new year.

43. My New Year's task: It is my habit to miss you, it is my responsibility to look at you, it is my idea to hold you, it is my hope to kiss you, it is my pleasure to love you, and it is my purpose to marry you!

44. A cheer, an oath, a much-told story! A feeling, a bumpy, a vicissitudes of life! A greeting, a concern and a sincere blessing: Happy New Year with a smile!

45. wave goodbye to troubles; Hold your head high to meet the splendid scenery; Bless you deeply; There are always concerns in my heart. Another Spring Festival has arrived. I wish you endless happiness and happiness forever!

46. I hope this is the first blessing you have received, and it is harmonious in front of me. Let me grab a sofa and sit down; Keep sensational words in your heart and keep a low profile; What I sent was not a short message, but a blessing; Spring Festival needs happiness, you know.

47. It is difficult to buy a ticket, but it is difficult for heaven. Alas, the long queue is so crowded that I don't know when it will last. Leg pain, backache, dry mouth, unwilling to find scalpers, afraid of being squeezed dry. If there is a good law to tide over this difficulty, it will never be so difficult again.

48. In order to catch the Spring Festival travel rush peak train, I rushed to the temple day and night to pray for Guanyin Bodhisattva, but I still couldn't get a ticket. One night, the Bodhisattva woke up from a dream and said sadly, "I didn't buy a ticket to Spring Festival travel rush either. I can't go back to the temple, how can I realize your wish? "

49. It is difficult to buy a ticket when the Spring Festival travel rush peak arrives, and it is really annoying to wait for the ticket. Long queue, keep half a day, sweating with coins in hand; Looking ahead, the team is still far away, and the heart hurts the lungs and hurts the liver; Ask the earth, ask the sky, when will the wish to go home come true? I wish you a smooth ticket purchase and a smooth return to China!

50. One year, Spring Festival travel rush came again. How can I get a ticket? I stood in line at the train station all night, and the phone on the website has been ringing off the hook. I want to go home for the Spring Festival, but I don't have a ticket to go home! I wish all friends who buy tickets go home early for the New Year!

5 1. When are the tickets available? Money can't buy it. I don't know the train market, which one is tonight. I want to go by car, but I'm afraid I'll be caught without a ticket, and my heart is cold. It's a long way, but it's hard to go home. Turn your head and wipe your tears. I can't sleep. I don't hate the station, I only blame myself for being slow. People have joys and sorrows, and the ticket is a mirage. I hope I can buy a ticket and go home thousands of miles away!

52. I wish you a harmonious family and a happy new year in the new year; A happy life, a safe life; Full of energy every day, full of joy every month; Every year, the financial resources are rolling, and every year is peaceful and peaceful! Happy new year!

53. I wish you a new year: the sky is clear and you are happy; Freedom floats with the wind and practices health; Full of energy, enthusiasm and successful dreams! may you have a happy new year!

54. The imperial edict is: To carry goods in heaven, the emperor called: Because I owed me 30 cents for the Chinese New Year last year, I was not allowed to shit for three days, and I was not allowed to take paper when I shit. The paper was only three feet long until I was suffocated! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

55. As the saying goes, a year's plan lies in spring. Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: regardless of the old chicken, seize the opportunity; Both sheep and goats should be stolen.

The fourth interesting New Year message of the Year of the Dog

56. Confucius said, "If you don't believe me, you don't know what you can do!" Confucius said, if a person doesn't even have a congratulatory message for the New Year, how can he get along? I use this message to prove that you are doing well! Happy new year!

57. Send you a Spring Festival food. Ingredients: I really miss happiness; Special nutrition: warmth and happiness; Manufacturer: Your friend; Validity: life. I wish you all the best and a happy family!

58. I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want sunny winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I want to make people who read short messages happy in the New Year, healthy and happy for a whole year!

59. Turn the Sahara Desert into the water of the Pacific Ocean, and give a New Year gift to laya, a Fuxi sheep, for his birthday. I wish you good fortune and good health in the new year!

60. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, an unparalleled universe super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: the ancient is as big as death, and the team Apu, well, hey!

6 1. If you haven't dared to say something to you, you won't have a chance if you don't say it during the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, but you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

62. Pain belongs to others, and happiness belongs to oneself; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world! may you have a happy new year!

63. When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. may you have a happy new year!

64. For the record, this short message has never been forwarded or seen. The original version will be investigated. There are similarities, which are purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Dog!

65. In the Year of the Dog, Fuwa is the dispatcher: send bird's nest to hatch golden eggs, and send water to gather good sources; Send a medal with wealth and an auspicious cloud to protect Kang 'an; Just walk me out, Five Blessingg family!

66. When the new year comes, I wish you: everything will be updated again; Good luck every year, peace every year; Rich and auspicious wealth; Happiness, well-being and happiness are more than enough; Bamboo holds peace, and Five Blessingg is full of doors; Happy new year!

67. Everything may fade out-in this special festival, only your image is clear in front of my eyes; Everything will be an anecdote-on this special day, only your concern makes me excited; Everything may be a smoke cloud-at this special moment, only your blessing makes my heart beat!

68. I wish you a fresh mood every day, no resentment, sweet flow and growing love; I wish all your wishes can be realized smoothly, happiness will remain in your heart forever, and troubles will be blasted by firecrackers! Happy new year!

69. I miss you like a wisp of smoke, and my blessing to you is a gurgling stream. Maybe time will fade away, maybe space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is the friendship you gave me. Say to you again: Happy New Year!

70. Happy New Year. May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

7 1. I pick a crescent moon in my hand, with two stars on my head, three eyes and nine roses in my mouth, and I come to you with lightning speed: Happy New Year! Would you like to share your vacation with me?

72. The Year of the Dog is coming to an end, and the Year of the Dog welcomes the New Year. Let go of one year's fatigue, appreciate one year's harvest, and leave room for development in the new year. I wish you all the best, health and happiness in the new year!

73. There are surprises after reading it in one breath: I wish you a wonderful life in Five Blessingg again and again, and I will send you a carefully prepared New Year gift! Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, conveying auspicious snowflakes.

74. I'm afraid I won't get up tomorrow night, so I booked the first sunshine of the New Year for you. I wish you a happy New Year! Book the first morning breeze of the new year for you, and wish you a smooth sailing! Book the first bird song for you in the new year, and wish you all the best!

75. A pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, I wish you a happy Year of the Dog.