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I want to know the meaning of a text message, please help!

The first answer: Beg Zhu to help me Zhaoxue

There is an allusion. In the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang was a corrupt official, and it was difficult for people to get a fair trial if they had grievances. There was a poor scholar. Exam Three He was still young and had no title. Moreover, his family's land was occupied and the officials were guarding him. He had nowhere to redress his grievances and it was impossible for him to file a complaint. Finally he figured out a way to let the Grand Master know his resentment. He came up with such a riddle for others to guess. Since it was difficult to spread throughout the world quickly, it also reached the hands of the Grand Master. After the Grand Master saw it, he summoned him and asked, "What grudges do you have?" He told all his grievances. The corrupt official was beheaded, but they still didn't understand how the scholar could file a complaint. Later, the mystery was revealed. All the secrets were in that poem.

What kind of car has no wheels? : In ancient times, farmers plowed the fields, and what was pulled behind the ox was called a plow. The plow was used to open up wasteland. At that time, people called "qidi" to open up wasteland, so "qi", "tong" and "begging" represent begging. Meaning

What pig has no mouth? : This naturally represents the Grand Master himself, and the pig represents the word Zhu. It is said that the Grand Master rarely expresses condolences on state affairs, as if he has no mouth.

What kind of donkey has no hair? : It also represents the great master himself. The great master was once a monk. He made friends with virtuous people and had the world at heart. Comparing this sentence with the sentence above shows that the great master should be in charge of state affairs. Therefore, the words represented by this sentence It is the word 'WE', which means that the Grand Master should do something.

Hewuwumen: The word "house" is connected with the word "wu", which represents the scholar himself.

Heshu has no words: The ancient imperial edicts were all read by eunuchs, and the eunuchs did not know the words at all. , therefore, the edict was conveyed orally, so the word represented by this sentence is 'Zhao'

He Hua Wu Ye: This is very simple, everyone will think of it, it is Xue Hua, this sentence It represents the word "snow"

So, the whole sentence together is "begging for Zhu to show me the snow"

The most learned people in the world should be scholars, so that everyone in the future will do this. In awe.

The second answer: I love you for ten thousand years

What car has no wheels: My (my) car has no wheels. My car didn't have wheels to begin with, so I had the wheels removed, but I didn't have the money to buy new wheels, so I had to put them in the warehouse.

He Zhu has no mouth: Dwarf (love) bamboo has no mouth. Dwarf bamboo is what we call asparagus bamboo. It's just a plant, where does the mouth come from?

He donkey has no hair: Mud (you) donkey has no hair. Everyone knows.

What house has no door: Ant (1) The house has no door. The ant's home is a hole with no door.

He Shu has no words: Wan (ten thousand) trees have no words. How many trees have no words on them?

What flower has no leaves: the year (year) painting has no leaves. It's just a New Year picture and has nothing to do with leaves.

The third answer: mice like rice

What car has no wheels: an old car has no wheels. When a car is old, it needs to be dismantled. To dismantle a car, the wheels are removed first, probably because there is rubber on the wheels and they can be recycled. Of course there are no wheels either.

He Zhu has no mouth: Purple (child) bamboo (pig), a kind of plant. Not an animal, certainly without a mouth. The son of a pig is a rat. Anyone who has studied the Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches knows this.

He donkey has no hair: Tin donkey has no hair. Why? Wuxi was rich in metallic tin in ancient times. Northerners used donkeys to transport tin ore and made huge profits. However, donkeys are often exposed to tin mines and are easily poisoned by tin, causing all their hair to fall off. It is common for donkeys carrying tin to be hairless. This is because the donkey is hairless.

Where the house has no door: The fantasy (huan) house has no door. The Diamond Sutra is cited.

He Shu has no words: Uncle has no words. Uncle is the name in rural areas. Generally speaking, uncles only have names, and they don't learn how to use "characters", "numbers" and other messy things like literati.

Why flowers have no leaves: Rice flowers have no leaves. Everyone knows. Popcorn is edible, not a plant.

To sum up, mice like rice (generally the correct answer).

An intellectual question: What is Rice’s boyfriend?

The fourth answer: Together in the wind and rain

(Wind) Car has no wheels

(Rain) Pearl (Humorous Pig) has no mouth

(bald) donkey has no hair

(noon) noon (harmonious house) has no door

(Tung) tree (harmonious book) has no words

( Heart) flowers without leaves

The heart of the paulownia tree is harmonious in the wind and rain, and we are united in the wind and rain