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Lantern Festival blessing SMS
On the fifteenth day of the first month, there are many celebrations, many family members get together and are happy, many happy friends, many healthy and happy bodies, many financial resources and a lot of good luck every year. I wish you all the best!
I like your softness, your crispness, your stickiness and your round head. Haha, because you are glutinous rice balls, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival!
It's the New Year, people are tired from running, money is spent, and your heart hurts. There are fewer text messages, and nobody cares. You can't go to work honestly. Ok, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival!
6. Beauty, please prepare two one-inch bareheaded color photos, a copy of your ID card and diploma, and send a resume to the National Space Administration. Received reliable news: the country will invite Chang 'e to celebrate the Lantern Festival!
7, the color is drunk and far away, and the shadow is suspected of relatives; Yuanxiao stays alone at night, missing the lonely soul; Not far from a foreign land, the festival is separated; I wish every spring great success and glory. Happy Lantern Festival.
8, the forehead is round and delicate, the appearance is white, the deep and implicit heart is as sweet as honey, the skin is beautiful and red and green, and it is so gentle and sweet that I am obsessed. I will kiss you and eat you for fifteen nights! Relax, I said Yuanxiao! Happy Lantern Festival!
9. If a drop of water represents a post, I will send you the whole East China Sea, if a star represents a miss, I will send you a galaxy, and if a spoonful of honey represents a blessing, I will send you a hornet's nest at the Lantern Festival!
10, on the fifteenth day of the first month, you must remember to go out to see the moon, and remember to bring your bow and sword and shout at the moon: Chang 'e, come down and eat Yuanxiao! Maybe Chang 'e mm will really fly to your arms!
1 1, Tang Yuan said: I don't open my mouth just to keep you in my heart forever; Water said: I keep flowing, just to hug you forever. The pot said, I'm so fucking familiar and poor. Happy Lantern Festival!
12, I will do anything for you: I will accompany WU GANG to cut down trees, go streaking on the moon and go dancing on Mars. If you invite me to dinner, I will perform for you today ... and eat Yuanxiao.
13. According to the latest Gregorian calendar, a white-haired devil will come to see you this Lantern Festival. If you want to escape this robbery, please move your bed to the street when you sleep tonight, otherwise you can't escape from the clutches of the white-haired devil! Remember!
14, do you know how much I like you? Round pink face, grinning so sweetly. I really want to kiss your face hard and let you blend into my body. Ah! Sweet Lantern Festival.
15, honey, the feeling you gave me-slippery ... sweet ... unforgettable ... hard to give up, just like delicious Yuanxiao!
16, I hope you have a happy Lantern Festival: cover your stomach, cover yourself with a quilt, have a runny nose, smile at the mirror, drink water, miss me, be unhappy and be happy forever!
17, miss you! Do you know why I miss you? Because I like you! Do you know why I like you? Because you smell. Do you know what you smell? Because you are glutinous rice balls, happy Lantern Festival!
18, no gifts for Lantern Festival, send a short message to wish you health and happiness for a long time, and good luck will never leave you. Finally, I tell you, the money goes into the bag and all the benefits are given to you. Happy Lantern Festival!
19, the Lantern Festival is here! I put up with 1 0,000 watts of electromagnetic waves, sacrificed 1 0,000 brain cells, spent 1 gross pocket money, and said: Happy Lantern Festival, buddy!
With the Lantern Festival approaching, the State Council issued five bans: it is forbidden to pretend to be busy and ignore me; Don't get rich and forget me; It is forbidden not to help me when I am in trouble; Do not eat, do not call me; Don't think about me when you are free; Request to pay close attention to implementation!
2 1 Don't forget to eat Yuanxiao on Lantern Festival. Eat one good luck, two happiness forever, three family reunions, four seasons peace and five ... alas, piggy, this thing is so hard to digest!
22. Once, there was a bowl of sweet glutinous rice balls in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I regret it when I lose it. My most painful thing is this-Lantern Festival. Did you eat dumplings?
23, a song is like the sea, and thousands of lights are like years. The fifteenth day of the month is particularly round. I love you and pity you. I often worry about you. Jiaozi is very sticky tonight. When can we get together again?
24. If a drop of water represents a post, I will send you the whole East China Sea, if a star represents a miss, I will send you a galaxy, and if a spoonful of honey represents a blessing, I will send you a hornet's nest at the Lantern Festival!
25, you are stuffing and I am noodles, it is better to be a big lantern festival; You are a lamp and I am a piece of paper. It's better to have a big lantern. You love me, I want to celebrate the festival! Happy lantern! The stars and the moon are burning in the sky, and there are two Yuanxiao on earth.
26. In the first month, it is the Spring Festival, and the lanterns are busy on the 15th, so jiaozi is delicious. Wish you a happy holiday, good luck and happiness! Happy Lantern Festival!
27. All the bright lights shine on you, all the joyful voices are you, and all the warm wishes are given to you: have a wonderful month, be happy for a long time, and have a deep affection for the Lantern Festival! Happy Lantern Festival.
28. Welcome the Lantern Festival, bring New Year greetings and send you a full moon. Season's greetings. May the bright moon shine high. May everything go well in the new year, dreams come true and everything goes well.
Please try a bowl of glutinous rice balls made for you by myself, which contains "happy" dough and "happy" stuffing, cooked in "healthy" water and brought to you in a small bowl of "happy". I wish you a happy Lantern Festival and happy every day!
30, 15, send you a bunch of flowers: roses, in pairs; With magnolia, everything is not difficult; With jasmine, everything goes well; There are autumn chrysanthemums, which are more than enough every year; There are flamingos, thriving; With peony, life is safe!
3 1, the moon in the sky is round, the Yuanxiao in the pot is round, the table for eating is round, and your feeling is more round, just like Yuanxiao. Happy Lantern Festival.
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