Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - Make sentences with tips (about 30)
Make sentences with tips (about 30)
2 Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, some people send funny messages, others send funny messages; Some people send messages to express their feelings, and some people send messages to bless them; I don't have so many tricks, just send a relaxed greeting: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
Work is very tiring, competing for performance, queuing for promotion, being cheated by saying that you have a good meal, and not wanting to sleep at night. I especially want to sleep at work. I wish you success in your career and all the best.
4 Halloween prank SMS: Today is Halloween, there must be many people inviting you to their dance, but don't go. If someone asks, don't go. I will accompany you in the afternoon 12 and wish you a happy Halloween in person!
5 Valentine's Day without a partner, you send me tulips; I was cheated on April Fool's Day, and you gave me Zinnia. Children's Day was banished, and you sent me rosemary; Mid-Autumn Festival alone, you gave me ivy; Let SMS become forget-me-not, I wish you happiness!
Halloween wish: It's really fun to play ghost and horse, and it's also fun to play tricks. Wow, the ghost is very excited and relaxed. May you be unrestrained, chic and happy on Halloween. Happy Halloween!
I am very picky about texting. If the other person is smart, lie to him. If a humorous person makes fun of him. If the other person is slow, I will remind him not to be fooled. April Fool's Day is coming. Be careful when you receive text messages. Happy April Fool's Day!
7 is a movie.
Its purpose is to make people make better sentences faster.
Playing tricks on colleagues. Unplug all colleagues' computers before they arrive at the office on the morning of April Fool's Day.
The Tang Priest said to Wukong: Bajie is the most stupid person, and he is worried about being cheated on April Fool's Day. Go and tell Wukong not to read text messages on April Fool's Day. Wukong replied: It's too late to report, Master. Bajie has been cheated and is reading short messages! Bajie, stop looking and look! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!
10 aims at simplicity, and avoids the important; Grasp honesty and be wary of cunning; Keep an eye on the lonely and pay attention to the gang; It's a pity that silly makes you smile. April Fool's Day, it is everyone's responsibility to be funny!
1 1 After authentication, this short message has changed from a single greeting to a comprehensive use of jubilant tone, tricky ingredients, pranks, warm expectations and other blessings, and has become a real blessing short message for the 90th anniversary of the founding of the Party. Please accept it!
12 "How to get to the Overseas Chinese Town Youth Creative Park" was stopped again to ask for directions. In the past, I would tell him in the opposite direction, and then I felt smugly that I had cheated someone. Now I won't. I may have passed my childish age. I told him patiently, "Go through two traffic lights ahead, turn left at the second crossing, and walk 50 meters to see a pedestrian street." There are many people in that street. Ask them how to get there. "
13 greeting messages are warm and true, blessing messages are gorgeous and straightforward, entertainment messages are humorous and cheerful, and funny messages are easy to learn. Why are prank messages sent to you? Because you can't learn any worse!
14 I didn't pay much attention to you when you first appeared by my side. I always thought there was something better waiting for me, but as time went by, I got to know you better and found that you were the best … liar.
15 In order to thank all my friends who couldn't keep their mouths shut after reading my short message, all my friends who were encouraged to feel that life was wonderful, all my friends who were scared into cowards by my scheming, all my friends who were infatuated with me after receiving my love, and all my friends who were too happy to find the north after seeing my blessing, I want to send this most sincere thank-you letter. I hope you are happy every day, everything goes well, and always keep a young heart!
16 Walking in the Jianghu on April Fool's Day, you have to have 36 tricks to practice King Kong's immortality. If you are cheated, you should fight back. When you meet an honest man, you should take the initiative. When you are alone, don't hesitate. When you meet a sly one, run away while you can. Happy April Fool's Day!
17 thanks to all my friends who read my short message and couldn't keep their mouths shut, to all my friends who were encouraged to feel that life was wonderful, to all my friends who were scared into cowards by my little tricks, to all my friends who were infatuated with me after receiving my love, and to all my friends who were too happy to find the north after seeing my blessing. On Thanksgiving Day, I send you this most sincere thank-you letter. I hope you are happy every day and everything is fine!
18 A Q: What's the matter? You look sad. What's the matter? Today is April Fool's Day. How come no one lied to me? Look at these two idiots, how popular they are, and how hard they are to receive spoof messages. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!
/kloc-on the weekend of 0/9, I had a good time, accompanied by music, eating big fish and meat, eating two more side dishes, rubbing my feet under the bed, playing monsters online, twisting my waist when I was tired, and fooling my friends when I was fine. I wish you all the best.
Entertainment is right, but the whole person is innocent. April Fool's Day is coming. In order to create new tricks, you are cordially invited to participate in the 20 1 1 annual trick festival and compete for the "master of tricks". The winner will get a golden pig head. I wish you a successful start!
2 1 Halloween custom: trick or treat, no one can blame the children, because this lovely Halloween, I hope you will not neglect, there are many sweets in your pocket, otherwise, you will be fooled by the children, don't blame me for not reminding you!
My friend, the Army Day is coming. I will send you a short message to wish you: learn to mobilize politically in emotional entanglements, learn to shift strategically in the financial turmoil, learn to surround cities from rural areas in developing the economy, learn to work overtime to engage in armed uprisings, and learn to play tricks on people when you are free. Have you moved? Move it.
In order to thank all the friends who read my short message and were happy from ear to ear, all the friends who were encouraged to think that life was beautiful, all the friends who were scared into cowards by my scheming, all the friends who were infatuated with me after receiving my love, and all the friends who were too happy to find the north after seeing my blessing, I hereby send this most sincere thank-you letter. I hope you are happy every day, everything goes well, and always keep a young heart!
May 5, 245555, pout, let's play naive together. Looking for childlike innocence to entertain and relax, making fun of life! May 5 th, the annual Foot Race Festival, spoiled and innocent, don't miss it!
Don't tell me about Di Renjie, today is April Fool's Day. I am not Jiang Taigong, and you are not a mermaid. I don't want to make you cry, I just want to make fun of you. What? I don't feel anything. Then continue to scroll down: fool, happy holidays!
The 26th National Day is coming. In order to thank all the friends who read my short message and kept smiling, all the friends who were encouraged to feel that life was wonderful, all the friends who were scared into cowards by my scheming, all the friends who were infatuated with me after receiving my love, and all the friends who were too happy to find the north after seeing my blessing, I specially sent this most sincere thank-you letter. I hope you are happy every day, everything goes well, and always keep a young heart!
Warning: if you don't contact on National Day, you will be searched by human flesh. Unhappy National Day will be punished by happiness. If you don't think about me on National Day, you will be punished. I'll give you a huge friendship ticket if I'm not invited to dinner on National Day. Happy National Day!
If you want to be rich in this world, you must think like Bill Gates. If you want to get something for nothing, you have to learn to go home to support the elderly; I want to go back to my honest childhood, unless my head is caught in the door; If you don't want to be fooled on April Fool's Day, listen carefully. You have to pay me an apprenticeship fee first. Happy April Fool's Day!
298. 12 the results of the special investigation of the international youth day were announced: the young people sitting on the stool staring at their crotch and giggling must be reading short messages; Those exaggerated young people who laugh with their mobile phones after reading text messages have been cheated by text messages; The young man who saw this message forwarded to his friend is very avant-garde.
I won't tell you anything. I know what you are thinking. Then you must be thinking of fooling us.
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