Funny SMS of Spring Festival greetings

In the Year of the Pig, I wish you a prosperous career, and all shall be well, with an annual salary of tens of thousands, endless happiness, endless troubles, and happiness is better than the fairy! The following are my funny messages for the Spring Festival greetings, hoping to help everyone!

1, a pair of couplets writes festive, a paper window cuts auspicious, a row of lanterns shines on the future, a firecracker welcomes the spring breeze, a plate of jiaozi Bao hope, a bowl of glutinous rice balls celebrates reunion, a cup of wine tray blessing, and a blessing conveys care. Happy new year!

2. Zero in the exam is called duck egg, doing bad things is called bad egg, empty head is called stupid egg, and firing squid is called fuck off. Alas, that's finished, and the egg is perfect and called round egg!

3. I opened a number in CCB, and I have no money to take it! Not much for you, only 40 million: happy, healthy, safe, remember the password … 13 14! I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance (money)! Haha, happy new year!

4. I wish you a happy new year, happy every day, happy with your stomach covered, happy with a quilt, happy with a runny nose, happy with the sky, happy when you think of me, happy when you are unhappy, healthy and happy!

5. Meeting you is a blessing that I learned in my last life. I will cherish you and cherish this relationship. Maybe the road ahead is difficult, but I believe you and this relationship. Because I really love you!

6, the morning glow reflects the sky, and the year of the pig is good. Beautiful singing and dancing, a happy and peaceful year. Xue Rui piece by piece, Happy Year of the Pig. Spring breeze warms people's hearts and celebrates the reunion year. This year is the year of the pig. May you be happy!

7. When the Spring Festival arrives, the mobile phone rings and the information is reported for inquiry; Good luck around you, happy running, may you smile every day; Welcome the New Year and celebrate the reunion. I wish you all the best and a happy and safe life!

8. When the New Year comes, people laugh, spit out good luck, and spray happiness and good luck; Golden dragon shakes, wealth arrives, career is prosperous, and wealth is good; The dragon is coiled, the family is harmonious, the company is warm and the mood is wonderful. Good luck and happiness in the Year of the Pig.

9. The new year is coming. While there is no holiday, the celebration party has not yet started, the blessing message has not yet broken out, your mobile phone still has room, my mobile phone has not been in arrears, and the price of texting has not increased. I wish you a happy new year in advance!

10, the spring bell rings and the new year moves forward. I hope that the New Year's bell will ring happy notes in your heart, and good luck and peace will be followed by the footsteps of spring in An Ru! Chunhua Qiushi, I will always be with you!

1 1, send blessings every year, and change the news this year; Just a few warm words, may you be warm and happy; Wish you a safe arrival in the New Year, and good luck is always with you. I wish you all the best, a happy and healthy family and a happy New Year!

12, the world is so busy that people who care will be happy; Miss your face and your heart will be warm; Miss your mouth and smile with it! When the new year comes, people who care about you want to say: Happy New Year!

13, when winter goes and spring comes, a message spreads in all directions. The East sends you a cash cow, the South sends you eternal well-being, the West sends you good business, and the North sends you a box of money. Don't worry about good luck in the new year. Have a happy year.

14, I wish you a fresh mood every day, no resentment, sweet flow and growing love; I wish all your wishes can be realized smoothly, happiness will remain in your heart forever, and troubles will be blasted by firecrackers! Happy new year!

15, the new year has come, you from afar, take good care of yourself, eat when you are hungry, wear when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, and turn your head when you see a handsome guy!

16, I haven't seen you for a day, my eyes are straight and I have no strength. I picked up my mobile phone three times, and my limbs were cold and sweaty, and my insides were sighing and blaming myself. Over time, I had an idea. I will wait for you at ten o'clock.

17, as pure as snowflakes, as beautiful and dazzling as fireworks, as beaming as New Year's flowers, as sweet and gentle as tofu, as hardworking and kind as Cui Hua ... You are like this flower and that flower, so I should call you Hua! Happy New Year!

18, come to the side of the Year of the Pig and forget the glory of yesterday. Sow diligent sunshine and open the square of the soul. Seize the present and continue to soar. Write down New Year's resolutions and step into the hall of happiness. I wish you a fragrant love and brilliant career in the Year of the Pig.

19, the new year has opened up new hopes, new blanks have carried new dreams, blown away the dust of the years, and condensed laughter and tears, love and sadness into heavy crystal amber in my heart. Happy New Year!

20. The road comes out step by step. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life and cherish you more!

2 1, life is moving and festivals are interacting. The New Year Festival of the Year of the Pig is coming. Send a short message to wish you a happy year of the pig, with rolling financial resources and happy events! After reading my magical message, your dream will come true!

22, because of dreams, so wonderful. I'm happy because I'm full. Because I care, I am warm. Because of missing, so sweet. Because of trust, it is practical. Because of you, I am no longer lonely. Happy new year!

23, welcome the new year, let the troubles get rid of first, then let the sadness die, let luck throw golden eggs, let the career hatch silver eggs, whoever is unhappy must be a big idiot! Happy new year!

24, don't accept gifts in the New Year, the gifts are yours; Cash plus red envelopes, all yours; Also provide benefits, all in RMB; There are also short messages filled with new wishes; Happiness increases happiness and everything follows you. Happy new year!

25. In this happy New Year, may the bell of the New Year bring you peace and happiness, and my most sincere blessing: May you be safe all the year round and all the best!

26. Let my New Year wishes fly to you by radio waves, over mountains, over surging rivers and over tall buildings.

27, the New Year's bell is about to ring; Happy flight is about to set sail; New dreams bloom immediately; Take a confident step, and I guarantee that your future road will be smoother and smoother. Trust me!

28. As the Year of the Pig approaches, the dragon kings from all over the world gather together to drive away auspicious clouds and bring new hope to your career. Sprinkle wishful rain for you and bring good luck in the new year; Draw ten thousand for you, happy Spring Festival!

29, the New Year, I hope you receive gifts and red envelopes every day, play cards to win money like a mountain, newcomers love you like bean bags, set off firecrackers all over the street, say hello to everyone, rubbing hemp is not afraid of the police knowing! Good luck!

30. This season, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the wind bring you full blessings and fill your sweet dreams. I wish you a more brilliant coming year.

3 1, nourish your stomach with shark's fin and bird's nest, wash your lungs with fresh air, rub your back with bright sunshine, find a group of friends to get drunk, sleep like a cat, and forget the fatigue of crossing the world! Happy new year!

32, mountains and rivers can block the line of sight, but can not be separated from deep thoughts; Jingwei can distance himself, but can't stop sincere feelings; Years can pass, but the unchanging thread of friendship is broken. Welcome the new year, my friends are in my heart, bringing you blessings!

33. Make new clothes with good luck, fill Spring Festival couplets with happiness, fill the atmosphere with joy, inject short messages with happiness, and send them with sincere wishes. The new year is coming. I wish you a happy and auspicious Year of the Pig.

34. The Year of the Pig hasn't arrived yet. I wish you a happy life like a flower. I wish you good health and good spirits before the Year of the Pig. My blessing is bubbling before the Year of the Pig. I wish you all the best and happiness.

35, Chinese New Year: It's too expensive to buy a Mercedes for you; Please eat the sea and hurt your stomach; Send you a rose, misunderstanding; Give you a kiss, no! I have to send you a message. It's affordable!

36. Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world! may you have a happy new year!

37. What should I get for the Spring Festival? Give you a red envelope, tacky! Send you a special product, antique! Send you fruit, rustic! Or send you a text message, creative! It is my intention to send care by SMS! Happy new year!

In the new year, I will send you a coat, wrap you with warm, romantic love and happy friendship, fasten your health, block bad luck, and have a good mood every day!

39. I can't represent the Party and the Central Committee, nor can I represent the local government, but I can extend my greetings to the baskets on behalf of my family's vegetable gangs, stumps, melons and seedlings, and noodle soup: Happy New Year to you!

40, open your face all winter; Copy your enthusiasm and stick it in my heart; Download your breath and keep it forever; Delete all gray viruses, welcome the brilliant new year, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new!

4 1, the weather is changeable, be careful to catch cold. I care about you again: stop taking off clothes, staying up late, stopping cold drinks, picky eaters under temptation, stopping taking cold showers, stopping drinking and stopping bedding. You got it?

42. I have been busy for a whole year just to wait for this day. Although there is no red envelope at the end of the year, texting is also a New Year greeting. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

43. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen to me carefully: I wish you a happy New Year, no meeting on New Year's Eve, no midnight snack and morning tea, and no company after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

44. I wish you a new year: a pie will always hit you (probability 100%), win the lottery every day (not a dream), marry a beautiful woman like Lexus (fantasy comes true), and have a career like Li Ka-shing (pinching your legs hurts). It's all true! Remember me when you have money. Happy New Year!

It is a fact that I once loved you. It's true that I still love you. On Valentine's Day, let me turn this love into a trickle of blessings and sincerely wish you happiness forever!

46. A bright snowflake, a sweet smile, a gentle spring breeze, a warm greeting, a good wish, and an affectionate message. I wish you happiness in the Year of the Pig!

47. I express my sincere wishes for the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm for boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the breadth of the opposite side and the breadth of bread. may you have a happy new year!

48. The Year of the Pig comes quietly; Celebrate, slowly emerge; Mood, happy soon; Blessing, send with a smile. I wish you the Year of the Pig: a leap in your career; Love, the dragon and the phoenix are auspicious, and the talented woman is beautiful; Life, Xiangyun "dragon" cover!

49. Four blessings: I booked a New Year's Eve dinner, stopped a taxi when I went out, took lucky money by the way, and had a holiday from the first day to the fifteenth day; I wish you positive wealth, partial wealth, windfall and rolling financial resources; Family, friendship, affair, good luck!

50. Salute you in the New Year! I wish you good health, better mood and more beautiful people! Life is getting more and more romantic! Happy new year!

5 1, if you want to send you a sweet rice cake, you will be annoyed and annoyed; Two knives cut off the joy; All three knives were cut off; There are no four sorrows; More smiles in the new year; New Year's greetings are indispensable, and short messages are precious.

We don't always have a new year, but we often have a new day. May every year and every day be full of happiness and joy!

53. As the New Year approaches, my best wishes are: smile happily every day, count money every day, the boss smiles at you, give you a red envelope for salary increase, and the beautiful woman throws a hydrangea and hits you in the hair. You can't escape, and neither can you. Happy New Year!

54. Stand in front of the mirror, gently hold your chin, blink your left eye three times, blink your right eye three times, then blink with a smile, and you will vaguely see a fool blinking at the mirror!

55. I wish you in the new year: financial resources are rolling like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is a dime a dozen; Business is booming, flying higher and higher like Dapeng.

56. It is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you?

57. The mobile phone rang and the text message arrived. There are many blessings in the Year of the Pig. May your customers be busy, and may your love Lapras match Phoenix; May your dragon body be healthy forever, and may you always be like a dragon in your career. Good luck in the Year of the Pig!

58. I've been meaning to tell you, but I don't know if you think I'm too impatient. I am afraid of being beaten by others, so I decided to summon up courage to tell you: Happy New Year!

59. I feel so gentle when I miss you. It is a frozen and broken stream, a flickering flame on a candle. I miss my heart and tell you that I love you and have a happy new year!

Recently, a mobile phone virus code-named "Happy New Year" has become popular. If you are unfortunate enough to receive a text message containing such characters, please throw your mobile phone on the sheep to avoid infection.