Ask for some funny Cantonese songs.

Singer: Ceng Zhiwei/Lin Mincong

Audition website: /programs/view/Z_9AsHPJIcc/

Lyrics.

Wulitou love song kebabs

26 nights

Liulianggou tomato

It bleated in my mouth.

Eggplant for life

The tomatoes are bleating and leaning.

Scared to death, I can't wait to have diarrhea.

My sports car

Filled with sun-dried tomatoes

Pull a trap with me

Focus on muck trucks

You can know that the mountain waves are baa oblique.

Grandpa, I know I fell to the left and hit you.

If you love me.

Mind if I pinch you, Dad?

If your sister

Tonight, I want to eat wild food.

Still love me?

Continue to choke on tomatoes

My heart only waits for you, Du, Du Tomato.

that is

Come on, come on, come on, eat wild food.

La la la. . . . .

My heart only waits for you, Dudu eggplant.

Come on, come on, come on. It's wild

that is

Come on, come on, come on, eat wild food.

(help! )

Tell me why

You are an old bean, you are on the left, and your mother is on the shoes.

Your old bean pointed out that your left mother pointed to rubber shoes.

Wet drying and deburring of trouser legs

Oh baby, why?

Tell me why

You are an old bean, you are on the left, and your mother is on the shoes.

Your old bean knows a little about the strange wild mentality.

This is an indisputable debt.

Drink Zuowei expired Gahua milk

Or eat left d smelly shoes

See a strange monster

Put half an orange in your mouth.

You don't have to eat for breakfast.

Put two oranges in your palm.

The beautiful girl died in the bathroom.

Norman Sang has no oranges.

In fact, you have an orange in your heart.

Imagine yourself as an orange.

Heletzgo

Jinshan orange is choking.

Jinshan orange is choking.

Here's orange juice residue.

Give you all the orange residue.

But I can't catch you.

Let's talk about it

I want to give you an orange sooner or later.

showmelovelovelovetwonight

I am willing to slap you every month and every year.

showmelovelovelovetwonight

Love is just an orange.

I once stayed with a friend who used the middle fruit fragment "Tell me why. . 。” As a ringtone, this is really interesting.

Wash the dormitory in the middle of the night and groups of people sing together.

Ha ha.

Ceng Zhiwei Lin Mincong is wild and raving. Go and listen.