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My good friend is going to study in New Zealand. The other party is a tease! Fans!

Such as wine, cold wind blowing willows gently, chrysanthemums in full bloom for a long time, where are you going? It's been cold for a long time. Have you put on more clothes? Dogs are not allowed in this city. Did the master hit you? Peace can be called, lest I miss my master in my heart.

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With our arrival, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards for the sake of the earth's environment and resources. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness.

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I don't think so. How have you been recently? This is a hard year's work. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold! Although you are a baiwenhang, I can remember you in my heart! Anyway, nothing to do, just feed the cat something to eat!

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When I am rich, I will flush your toilet with XO, light your cigarette with US dollars, buy 999 roses to bathe you, find Zhu Huan Gege as your maid, fatten you up with KFC, and then send you to the slaughterhouse with Boeing.

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Someone is looking for you on New Year's Eve. Your charge is: 1. Too good for friends, not loyal enough; 2. Young face and bright smile. The verdict of this court is as follows: you are punished as my lifelong friend, and no appeal is allowed!

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Once I told you not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. You always said meaningfully: If you don't roll a few dung balls in the New Year, what shall I eat next year? Don't wear yourself out. I wish you a happy new year!

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Slowly turn bad, the cool wind gradually attacks; Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy New Year's Day!

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The new year: business is just noon, the body is as strong as a tiger, money is countless, work is not hard, leisure is like a mouse, romance is like music, and happiness belongs to you.

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The vast wilderness, this year's hope is too slim; This building is tall and crowded. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code: Happy New Year!

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I wish you all the best: you can't carry your luck at cards, the leopard golden flower gives you a handle, others stare at your smiling face and others pay for you. Don't forget me then!

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On New Year's Day, I send you a coat: it's called warmth in your pocket; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you closely through every minute, and be sure to be happy!

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The sunshine in Himalayan Mountain, the breeze gathering at the ends of the earth, the blessing of Gangdise Mountain, and the wealth of Bill Gates: cool: gas, as a gift for you, I wish you a happy New Year!

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Great health, Qian Duoduo, a lot of happiness, sunny mood every day, carefree like a baby, in short, you are the happiest in the new year.

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Snowflakes are flying in the sky, ushering in a new year, bringing long-lost hearts together. I deeply wish you a happy new year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart!

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Do n't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you.

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The new year is coming. I want to give you something, but I'm not going to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

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At the beginning of the new year 1, I wish you good things for two years in a row, spring all year round, a colorful life, and occasionally a small fortune at 8 o'clock, throwing your troubles out of the clouds! Please accept my blessing from 10. Happy new year!

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In the new year, you are busy with your work, winning money at cards, your bankbook is infinitely increasing, your pockets are full of dollars, your bed is full of beautiful women, you are full of energy, and your lover is fierce and sweet.

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This is the New Year's gospel of our Lord Jesus: be kind to people, especially those who send messages, invite her to dinner more often, buy her gifts often, and give her all your good and evil money. Jesus loves you forever! Amen!

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When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to help me take care of a person who is reading a short message and wish that person peace and happiness forever.

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New Year's Day is coming, and I send you a good mood: no matter how much water the sea is, how great the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how spicy the peppers are, no matter how ghost bin Laden is and how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful and happy, and you will never regret it!

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I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your little ass is burning, you are still whistling and bubbling happily! I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all your wishes come true! Hey!

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If beauty is a sin, then you have committed a heinous crime! If being sexy is a mistake, you have made it again and again! If cleverness is punished, don't you want to be chopped to pieces? ! Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world!

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Chinese New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

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Honey, you know what? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want his pig to gain a few pounds? !