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(Mero is a scholar) If you have such enemies, why do you need friends (1)?

Messi can't tell whether he likes bars in Moscow. When he walked in, he just put the baseball cap lower on his head.

The TV set hanging high in the bar is still playing the World Cup.

Damn it. World Cup, football, at least in Moscow, he can't escape. He just prayed that it wasn't Argentina on TV. I hope people in the bar will not notice him, let alone recognize who he is.

Being a celebrity can be really bad sometimes. You can't even go out of the base and have a drink with someone who is not a friend.

Yes, he should have stayed at the base of the Argentine team. It was just an accident. Because today is his birthday.

His birthday was really bad. You can't live quietly at home. June 24th. It's either America's Cup or World Cup. I will live in Russia forever, far away from Barcelona and Argentina, or the United States, or other places, just like I do today. But he is used to it.

This year's birthday is even different. They didn't play well in the game. They tied and lost two games, and he missed a penalty.

The morale of the whole team is extremely low. Fortunately, it was his birthday that added some joy to the Argentine base.

Then, he received a strange message:

"Find a place to sit with you."

Messi shrugged off the inexplicable news and changed his mind only after seeing the final signature. It says: Cristiano Ronaldo.

Now, he came to the small bar outside the base. Fortunately, the match between Portugal and Morocco was shown on TV. C Ronaldo's strange movements and goals appeared on the TV screen again and again.

Messi can't help but calm down. Messi is familiar with Ronaldo's various goals. Especially in every tactical meeting before the Spanish national derby, his goal shots were played over and over again, and analyzed from various angles.

So in front of these pictures, he has memorized them, but I don't know why he will pay more attention.

Macy doesn't like Russian bars Bars in Barcelona or Argentina are very different. In Barcelona, people can talk for a long time just by holding a glass of beer. Bars in Argentina will be more enthusiastic. Even a stranger, it is not unusual to buy each other a round of wine. The bar is always filled with the smell of beer, and people's enthusiasm and loud voice make you naturally blend in.

Not in Moscow. There is only vodka here. This is the local people's favorite drink. The bar closed late because of the ball game. People all over the world, all languages, all colors and all kinds of jerseys have them. The most terrible thing is that all these people drink vodka.

This wine is too strong for Macy. Not only strong, but also monotonous. Or: simple and rude. Well, it's a bit like Chelsea. This is another name that Messi hates.

The waiter handed him the menu of the bar. He lowered the brim of the baseball cap again. He is glad that he is not handsome or short, and he still has a beard. His ugliness is his evaluation of himself. But it's good. Can save a lot of trouble. Even in a bar, if someone sees him, he won't think it's Messi. How did Macy come to a place like this?

"Have you been waiting long?" Suddenly a voice said.

Messi looked up.

In front of him stood a tall man with an angular face and a seemingly ordinary coat. But from the exquisite degree of tailoring alone, we know that this is not only a famous brand, but also a limited edition.

Macy smiled. There are finally acquaintances in the strange atmosphere around. Although, they are not friends.

He and he have been linked by the media for almost ten years, but he and he are not friends. He also told the media: "Cristiano and I are not friends, and I will not invite him to my wedding."

He is telling the truth.

He is not friends with him, and he never wanted to be friends with him. He doesn't even know how to get along with him. They are so different.

He is like a fire, warm and wild everywhere. It is easy to arouse the desire of peers to win, but also make opponents afraid.

Messi wants to do the same, but he can't. Although he likes creativity, the youth training camp in Ramasia encourages talents to play their instincts. But he prefers precision and simplicity. I like creativity in precision and simplicity.

For example, he likes to tear cracks from the crowd with a very accurate short pass. He prefers to use the simplest, no tricks, and get rid of his opponent's passing skills by simply shifting gears. And the corridor of Macy's that he opened with his precise left foot.

At this time, he is eager to have C Ronaldo's enthusiasm. Especially the current situation in Argentina. Even the simplest inverted triangle can't be done here in Barcelona.

In such a team, we need a warrior like Cristiano Ronaldo who can enter the camp alone, and we need a leader like him.

It's a pity that he is not such a person.

"Happy birthday!" C Ronaldo's voice interrupted Messi's thinking.

Messi looked up and saw Cristiano Ronaldo pull open the opposite chair with a smile. When he smiled, his neat white teeth were exposed, which was particularly bright against his dark skin.

"No wonder he can receive so many advertisements." Messi said to himself. He has to admit that Ronaldo is a handsome guy. He is the perfect combination of South Americans and Europeans, no matter from the face, facial features and figure.

So he will get the support of many female fans.

Messi doesn't care about many things about female fans.

"You didn't order anything to drink?" C Ronaldo deftly slides his fingers on the table and picks up the menu to browse at will.

"Not yet, waiting for you." Messi envied Cristiano Ronaldo for being able to wield freely in a place like this, unlike he always worried about being recognized. Of course, he's certainly not worried about being recognized.

Sitting in a crowded bar and playing his own games, he is as relaxed as watching TV in the living room.

C Ronaldo looked around and saw the game on TV, then blew a whistle and his dark brown eyes lit up proudly.

"How's it going? Is my goal beautiful? " He pointed to the replay on TV and asked proudly, as if to show off.

No matter how many goals he has scored in his life, he will still seriously look back at each of his goals and be very proud. This is his character.

And Messi won't. Messi has some regrets. Why doesn't he stay at the base and have a drink with Mark in the bar, or talk to banega with Rosario's local accent? These are much better than being asked out by this weirdo for no reason.

He flaunted his goals in front of himself. His team just lost to Croatia, and the next battle is still uncertain. Is he insulting him?

C Ronaldo noticed the obvious displeasure on Messi's face, restrained his pride just now, bowed his head and smiled, then looked up and knocked on the table again.

"Come on, what would you like to drink?"

"Tang Lishui."

"Is this it? Today is your birthday. " C Ronaldo shouted discontentedly.

"No, that wine is too strong. I have to train tomorrow morning. "

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When you go to Rome, learn from the Romans! Drink vodka when you arrive in Russia. " Ronaldo's face showed a hot smile again.

Despite Messi's opposition, Cristiano Ronaldo waved to the waiter and showed his trademark smile again.

Messi widened his eyes. No, no vodka.

Please give me two tonics.

C Ronaldo smiled wittily and then showed his white teeth.

"Didn't you say you wanted to try vodka?" Messi asked in surprise.

"To tease you. I also want to train. Although our ranking is much better than yours, we can't relax, can we? "

C Ronaldo said easily, then lowered his head, and the fingers of his left hand rubbed hard with the fingers of his right hand. He hates telling lies, but he can't help it.

Of course he wants to drink vodka. Try the strength of Russian vodka and see if it can be tamed.

But Messi obviously doesn't like it. So he naturally stopped.

He didn't come to see Macy's jokes. But I'm glad to see Messi look embarrassed, because it's rare. He is so beautiful and smooth on the court, but he has an impulse to take him down. On the other hand, he really doesn't want to see him cornered.

He doesn't even know why he came to celebrate his birthday. He and he were never friends.

"Ah, you are Luo, Luo!" Suddenly, a chubby middle-aged man came over with vodka in his hand, flushed and drunk.

Messi subconsciously turned his head and lowered his baseball cap.

"Yes, man!" C Ronaldo stood up and hugged the middle-aged fat man.

"ah!" The middle-aged fat man narrowed his half-awake eyes and looked at the man who was close at hand with him, but he was shocked at that moment.

Of course he knows him. It's just that the image being played on TV suddenly turned into a big living person, not only appearing beside him, but also hugging him intimately, which made him feel at a loss.

"Buy you a drink!" C Ronaldo said enthusiastically, hugged the middle-aged fat man and turned around, completely blocking Messi behind him with a tall body.

Messi sat in a chair and looked at the scene of Cristiano Ronaldo and the people around him through the gap left by the brim. He envied that Cristiano Ronaldo could form a powerful gas field by himself, and he could also create a heat flow for strangers to gather around him.

But he can't. Fortunately, C Ronaldo's tall figure blocked people's sight. Nobody noticed him.

But Messi is also very calm. No one thought that Messi would be the companion sitting in the bar drinking C Ronaldo. These two people should be enemies.

"cheers! For the World Cup! " People in the bar shouted loudly.

C Ronaldo raised his glass and gulped down the vodka. He finally got his wish and drank the purest vodka in a bar in Most.

After playing for a long time, Ronaldo returned to his seat.

"I heard that you have a headache recently?" C Ronaldo picked up the cup again, held down the mouth of the cup with his hand and looked straight at Messi. "Looking at the news, you not only lost the game, but also engaged in mutiny in the team?"

Damn it. Since when do you care about this opponent? If he is eliminated, won't he have a better chance of winning the Golden Globe Award?

However, he doesn't want to win like this.

Now Argentina is facing many difficulties, and he feels that something needs to be done.

He and he have always been rivals. In Spain, in the World Cup and even at the Golden Globe Awards ceremony.

They are not friends, but they are rare rivals. And Ronaldo also knows that without Messi, he can't reach the present height. People need an opponent, a good opponent, and Messi is it.

"You can do it, don't worry." He said very seriously.

He certainly wants him to stay in the World Cup. He really wants to. Only with such opponents can we achieve each other.

Unlike Messi, who has been going smoothly in Barcelona, Cristiano Ronaldo's road is not smooth.

He still remembers how he left Manchester United. Ferguson is his mentor. He brought him from Portugal to England. That year, he was 17 years old.

Manchester United has almost become his second hometown. There, he changed from a teenager who can only ride a bicycle to a star.

Ferguson taught him too much. And Manchester United.

However, when Real Madrid approached him, he decided to leave. Because he is only 23 years old, he still has a long way to go, and he still has room to climb up.

Also because of Barcelona and Messi. That is a peak waiting for him to challenge.

He likes challenges and prefers to improve in challenges. Play better, earn more, make greater achievements and enjoy more happiness.

In Spain, he can compete with Messi, a recognized genius.

Of course he appreciates Messi. Appreciate his talent, his skill that even the most critical eyes can't find anything wrong, his composure and introversion, and his state that may explode at any time.

He just didn't expect it. This struggle is ten years.

Now, at the age of 34, he knows that his football career is coming to an end. In retrospect, he was brilliant. But what he wants is not the past, what he wants is the present and the future, and he has not lost his dream. He just wants to fight against time and justice. He wants to keep the past time for himself and push it back again and again.

So, he wants him to stay in Russia and the World Cup. He needs this opponent.

Messi nodded.

"There is no difficulty that you can't live." C Ronaldo smiled. "Although the media said something about system players, I know that anyone who has seen you reverse Paris will not believe this nonsense."

Messi nodded again.

Not bad. 0-4 Jedi counterattack. Barcelona is not an invincible god as people think. They can't let their strong enemies go out while talking and laughing, and sometimes they are forced into a corner.

"I hate to admit it, but I have to say that you played a beautiful game." C Ronaldo smiled again, and this time he meant it. "You can be a good leader."

"Of course, there is the Spanish Derby." This time, it was Messi's turn to knock on the rim of the cup and said something lightly, but his eyes lit up and he smiled cunningly.

"That's right." C Ronaldo smiled. Yeah, just like Messi. He is not a coward hiding in the corner. He is a ruthless killer and an excellent leader. Otherwise, how could he appear in the World Cup again?

C Ronaldo gulped down tonic water in the cup and stood up.

"Don't forget, I'll wait for you in the quarterfinals." After that, he held down the table and looked into Messi's blue eyes. This statement is somewhat offensive and provocative.

They need to challenge each other.

"good!" Messi agreed without hesitation.

Then, the two men stood up at the same time and walked to the door together.

C Ronaldo pushed the door open and suddenly turned around and said, "By the way, I almost forgot one thing."

"What?"

"Here you are." C Ronaldo took out something, which was beautifully wrapped.

"Your birthday present." C Ronaldo said very solemnly.

"Oh?"

Macy unpacked the delicate packaging.

A small football with the Chelsea logo on it.

Messi froze: "What is this?"

C Ronaldo smiled and said, "Here, give it to your son."

"Why is it Chelsea's mini football?"

C Ronaldo smiled and rubbed his hands: "I wanted to give you a game machine. But I think you must have a lot. Most importantly, it's no use giving you a good one because you play so badly. If you lose it, you will always unplug the network cable, haha! "

C Ronaldo is very proud. Messi smiled, too, and two dimples appeared on his face when he smiled. His heartfelt smile is like this.

Although they are not friends, they are rivals for ten years and know each other too well.

Just like Chelsea and Barcelona. It is precisely because of the struggle with Chelsea in the Champions League these years that Barcelona has been making progress and has learned a lot. For example, in the iron drum array, continue your short pass and cooperate.

That's why Messi always plays Chelsea when he plays FIFA. He knows every one of them. He hates Chelsea and every game in which Chelsea beat Barcelona. He also thanked Chelsea, because this "hate" made them grow.

Just like him and Ronaldo. They don't even need to appreciate each other.

He knew that Ronaldo didn't come to celebrate his birthday, but to spend an afternoon off. Of course, he also inspired him in this way. Because he also needs an opponent like him. Messi knew he could do it, otherwise he wouldn't come to Moscow. Although I seem to have died in the America's Cup, I almost died in the last World Cup in Brazil.

He knew he had another wish. What's wrong with not implanting the Barcelona system into Argentina? What's wrong with no one passing it on? Cristiano Ronaldo also lacks modric, but he has scored four goals.

He knows that he can do it. At least you can spell it.

He feels that he has fallen in love with Ronaldo. Although they are so different, they don't get along well even in drinking. So it seems that it is difficult to be friends.

However, there is no need to be friends with such enemies.

"If you have such enemies, you don't need friends" was originally used by Cohen to describe Ferguson and Wenger. I think it suits Mero, too.