April Fool’s Day scam text messages

A complete collection of April Fool’s Day deceptive text messages

In study, work and even life, everyone is familiar with text messages. There are many types of text messages, which can be divided into holiday congratulations and blessings. , major events, expression of longing and other emotions, business contacts, entertainment, humor, advertising and other types. So the question is, what kind of text message is suitable for the situation? Below is a collection of April Fool’s Day deceptive text messages that I have carefully compiled. I hope it will be helpful to everyone.

April Fool’s Day deceptive text messages 1

1. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn’t thought of you, I wouldn’t have noticed. Days pass day by day, today is your good day, don’t forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

2. One day we came to a wishing well, and I I bent down to make a wish and threw a coin into the well. You also wanted to make a wish, but you accidentally fell into the well when you bent down. I was stunned and muttered to myself: It’s really magical!

3. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you fell into a smelly cesspit. After you climbed up, you said: After all, you have lived in a good era, and even the cesspit smells good.

4. I’m not superstitious, but I firmly believe that everything is inappropriate on April Fool’s Day. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, are the sounds true? Family affairs and national affairs are the world's affairs, and everything must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming soon. I wish you success in being a fool and not being fooled by others.

5. Urgent notice: Polygamy will be restored from now on. Men who are still monogamous after two weeks will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months but not more than three years, and fined heavily. I hope you will comply with it! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called indescribable, a kind of longing called wanting to see through, and a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages! I wish you a fool Happy holiday.

7. Mystery: There is a piece of bamboo on Hanshan Temple. If you don’t have the intention to fly separately, the slightest affection will come and go, and the swans and birds will fly away by the pond. Make a cup of gold without a container. Answer: Waiting for you to give me money.

8. I’m going to treat you to dinner. Do you want to come? Tell me quickly. Say it. After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. From the first time I saw you, I was deeply fascinated by you. This is the happiness given to me by God. I don't I want to leave, but I always want to say something: your zipper is open.

10. Poor mobile phone users, it is a pity that you have been infected with the April Fool’s Day bacteria because you confirmed this text message. Now the bacteria are uniformly dressed and lined up neatly, and they are passing through your body at a vigorous pace...

11. Now that I have known you well, your position in my heart should be very clear to you. Apart from you, there is no one else. In my eyes, people are basically a pile of shit, but you are different, because you are... two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Call you an idiot but you still know how to read, call you a fool but you still know how to get angry, call you a fool but you still know how to reply to text messages, call you stupid but you still know how to check your phone! I wish you a fool Happy April Fool's Day!

13. April Fool's Day should be spent like this: Make up some lies, tell some crazy things, boast some big words, mix in some lies, add some empty words, add some nonsense, make some jokes, and tell some nonsense , and finally a cliche: Happy April Fools' Day!

14. Ah! Your skin is so shiny, and your fragrance is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear—— Braised Pork! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. I sincerely remind you that today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be deceived. Don't be fooled by others. It's my kindness! By the way, I wish you a happy holiday. Although it's too late, There are not many people at this festival. April Fool's Day deceptive text messages 2

1. Dear users, according to reliable information from the weather station, tonight, if you shake a big tree hard, a lot of US dollars and hundred-dollar bills will hit you. You, new and old customers who want to make a fortune, hurry up and don't miss this opportunity.

2. You can’t find a person who will be pretty when you give a little praise, and you won’t be able to find a person who will be satisfied when you give a little praise. If you are fooled by your friends on April Fool’s Day, you will still smile stupidly: It’s great to be fooled! Happy April Fool’s Day. !

3. To be honest with you today, I already have her in my heart. Beautiful, gentle and kind, she has been in my heart for a long time. Now we are about to get married and live happily as a family. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you fool, you are her in my heart.

Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Your mobile phone sends and receives too many text messages. Please go to the China Mobile business hall to pay the message fee of 250 yuan within 15 days. Otherwise, it will be shut down and legal responsibility will be pursued.

5. I created this poem on a whim. How many people in the world know this poem? If I am not famous, I will be afraid of being strong. I will ignore it for the sake of fools. It is a matter of success or failure. Fools know. If you don’t believe it, you must be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. When I am lonely, I have you by my side. When I am bored, I feel at ease. Only with you can I sleep peacefully every night. Only with you can I be happy every day. Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, thank you for your hard work, I will reward you with a piece of meat and bones. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Fools on April Fool's Day have no ill intentions, but feel free to be fooled on April Fool's Day. On April Fool's Day, fools are happy, and April Fools' Day is fooled into joy. Being happy is the goal, don't be sad and harmonious. April Fool's Day is about fooling people, so be prepared to be fooled.

8. Aim for the innocent and avoid the profound; grasp the honest and be wary of the cunning; keep an eye on the lone and pay attention to the gang; if you are unlucky enough to be fooled, you will be charming with a smile. April Fool's Day, everyone is responsible for playing tricks!

9. April Fool's Day advice: Don't climb over the guardrail just for convenience! If a boy climbs over the guardrail accidentally, he will become a girl. If a girl climbs over the guardrail accidentally, she will become a girl. You will become a woman... What's the rush? Tomorrow is April Fool's Day, I wish you happiness in advance.

10. Late at night, Bush saw Bin Laden standing in front of his bed, his hair disheveled. Bush was shocked and said: You are so bold, you dare to break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-length beard and said grimly She smiled and said: Rejoice, you are so confident!

11. Dear users: Following the notice from the Ministry of Information Industry, sending and receiving short messages will be stopped for one day on April Fool's Day (from 00:00 on April 1 to 24:00), we apologize for any inconvenience caused to you.

12. Bajie met Yue Lao and asked: Damn! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao Jia Yulan? Yue Lao said: She is a human and you are a demon. I am afraid that your children will be born as transvestites

13. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a sin , I have committed a heinous crime, it is so difficult to be a human being! But you are fine, you are both right and not guilty, I really envy you! Happy April Fools' Day!

14. Have you ever heard of a pig who can Did you read the text message? I didn’t believe it at first, but I sent one. Hey! He really knows how to read it!

15. Don’t think I don’t know! You put that fart, and you still want to blame it! Don’t pretend to read the text message! It seems innocent.

16. I would like to dedicate this message to all my friends, young and not young, urban and rural, fools and being fooled, all those who are immersed in the joy of April Fools’ Day. Happy April Fool's Day to my colleagues!

17. Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: There is no one stupider than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost, and it’s all your fault. Invite me to dinner quickly! Heal my frustrated heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

18. On April 1, the Medical Plaza will hold an event: if you buy cold medicine worth 100 yuan, you will receive a pack of happiness as a gift. Purchase a stomach-nourishing medicine worth RMB 500 and receive a box of happiness as a gift. If you buy any medicine worth more than 1,000 yuan, you will receive a lifetime of health!

19. Information is flying all over the sky these days, which actually makes us farther apart. I send you a blessing but you are afraid that I am scolding you. I wish you could trust me again: in fact, we humans are not as bad as you think! Happy April Fools' Day!

20. There are always ups and downs in life. Sometimes, because of you, life is not lonely. Maybe happiness is just a short-term possession, but because of you, it becomes eternal. It is you who brought me happiness and joy, my little dog! April Fools’ Day scam text messages 3

1. Seismological station forecast: There will be micro-earthquakes tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt on your head, a toilet bowl on your head, and a straw in your nostrils.

Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Tang Seng: I want to drink, who is going to ask how to the bar? Bajie said casually: Master, you are old-fashioned! Now everyone uses WindowsXP, who still uses WIN98?

3. Time is really amazing. Due to the recent strong solar ions, there will be no signal when talking on the phone under the sun. Don’t panic. Please raise your other hand above your head to block the sun when talking on the phone! Remember , the higher the better!

4. I don’t know what the reason is that makes me miss you so much. Thousands of words come together into four words: Pay me back quickly!

5. Dasha melon is wet with mud, bait is white black with wet mud at night, deep-stem ice wine is wet with mud, build lazy pet with wet mud at night, wash and change the rack to see the monkeys are happy, and see the wet mud with fragrant wine. If the mud is like cutting a monkey, it will reveal its love, and the chopsticks will be like an apricot tree in the mud. April Fool's Day, do you know what I feel like?

6. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I became furious after hearing this!! I know you!! Such an insult! I'm so sorry What a pig!

7. Cry, are you stupid, are your happy days gone? I have warned you not to be gluttonous and sleepy, but you just don’t listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they grow to a certain size

8. When you carry a bow and an arrow on your back and walk into the depths of a deep and narrow canyon, you will find that There is a wolf in front and a ghost behind. May I ask: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts?

9. I have known you so far, and you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Apart from you, everyone else is just a pile of shit in my eyes. , but you are different, because you are... two piles. Happy April Fool’s Day!

10. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knew you didn’t have a lovely friend, so he created me. However, God also knows There is no fool in this world who created you by the way.

11. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, there is a kind of longing called looking forward to seeing you, and there is a fool who will read the text message to the end.

12. Strange, strange, really strange. Seven turtles are dancing on the disco, six lions are playing chess, five monkeys are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Qi, three mice are shooting level 3, and two crabs. Playing Tai Chi, a little pig reads information!

13. Notice: There will be a leader inspecting the work tomorrow morning. Colleagues, please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes! Remember! Happy April Fools' Day!

14. On New Year's Day, I will give you the heaviest gift ever, and you will definitely eat it up. Jin, please eat more. If you feel the portion is not enough, please help yourself.

15. Stupid kid, stupid kid, stupid kid is so cute. If there are no flowers on the branches, he wants to pick them; if there are no fruits on the trees, he wants to pick them. If you want to enter the game, the seats are full, but if you want to fall in love, the number is not queued. Everything must be slowed down, life is still exciting. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, the way you walk, your happy expression, your coquettish cuteness and even the way you sleep! But it makes me angry the most. What's wrong is that if you don't catch mice, you're still losing hair!

17. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked to a beautiful building and you said, run in, I looked at your figure and saw mental hospital written on it. Happy April Fool's Day!

18. When Tang Seng took his three disciples to take a break, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have the leisure to read text messages!"

19. Killing time with short messages is called letter life, sending and receiving at the same time is letter communication, sending and receiving frantically is letter climax, only receiving but not sending is letter indifference, sending to the wrong person is letter harassment, and unsuccessful sending and receiving is letter harassment. Letter dysfunction!

20. God gave me a treasure basin, and it will become whatever I want. I accidentally thought of you once, and it turned out to be you. I can't stop thinking about it, and it keeps changing. In the end, the house is full of you, and I feel so worried! How can I feed so many piglets? April Fool’s Day deceptive text messages 4

1. You used to be gorgeously dressed, and you always dreamed of a full banquet. So I wanted to pick you up in the summer, but you said it was too hot. I want to pick you up in winter, but you say it’s too cold. I want to pick you up in spring and autumn, but you still want to pick me up when you say it’s neither cold nor hot.

I was puzzled, aren't you just a pack of instant noodles? Why do you only have so many things!

2. Dear user: Your mobile phone now has the cash withdrawal function. You only need to take out the SIM card and insert it into the cash machine. If the cash machine does not accept business, please use your mobile phone to slam it hard to withdraw money. A new machine! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. April Fool’s Day is approaching, please stay vigilant. Not only can’t you believe all the text messages you receive, you have to understand them in reverse. There are many text messages praising you for being smart, but I have intercepted them. I will show them off after April Fool's Day!

4. It is foolish to call right and wrong what is not right. It is foolish to regard what is not as right. It is still foolish to regard right as wrong. Regardless of whether it is right or wrong, or whether it is wrong or wrong, yes or no, what is right is what is right, what is wrong is no, what is wrong is yes, what is right is right and wrong. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

5. It is rare to be confused, but you must be confused but not confused; to be wise and stupid, you must be stupid but not stupid; to act like a fool but not crazy, you must be crazy but not stupid. Pretending to be stupid is a blessing. Stupid people are stupid and happy, contented and happy. April Fool's Day, be happy and silly!

6. Pig hunting notice: I lost a purebred white pig. Characteristics: Smart and considerate, he carries a mobile phone and is checking text messages. After reading the message, Aizi will quickly reply to the owner's message! Master misses you so much now!

7. Do you know how I know you? When I was in kindergarten, the teacher said: The penalty for wetting the bed is three yuan once, five yuan for two times, and ten yuan for three times. When I was about to ask how much the monthly subscription was, you raised your hand resolutely and said: Teacher, I want to apply for an annual card!

8. A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you won’t be able to see me. The pig said: What if I can see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching? !

9. Dear mobile users, your mobile phone number has won the first prize in our city’s online prize-winning event. The bonus is 10,000 yuan. Please hold **** to any bank to collect it. Password : Don’t move. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Dear user: Due to network debugging today, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please slam your mobile phone on the ground as hard as you can. Repeat it a few times and your mobile phone will return to normal. . Happy April Fool's Day! April Fool's Day deceptive text messages 5

1. I have always wanted to find a holiday to celebrate you, but there is no suitable holiday for you. You are overage on June 1st, and March 8th has passed, but now it is better. Your holiday finally arrives tomorrow, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

2. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is... I just want to tell you You, these are actually none of your business, as long as you have a happy April Fool's Day!

3. Your state of mind is indifferent to the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that cannot be filled, your sleeping posture is sweet and naive, and your life is better than that of a god. It's actually good to be carefree and carefree, being a pig!

4. After waiting for a long time, the salary has gone up; after thinking about it for a long time, property prices have dropped; after buying it for a long time, I won the lottery; after thinking about it for a long time, I have a wife; after a long time, your holiday is here. Oh, I forgot to tell you, the above is a gift for you on April Fool's Day.

5. How to quickly identify fools’ text messages: The receivers are “foolish” every year, the responders are “foolish” every month, the forwarders are “foolish” every day, and the savers are “foolish” all the time. The deleter’s worries are not “foolish”. Wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

6. When you are a human being, you must leave room for "foolishness", and when you do things, you must spare no effort to "foolishly" your life. You must live like a "foolish" person, and your career must be smooth with "foolishness". Today I am in troubled waters. "Fool", I finally found you, the "fool" who slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. There are a lot of text messages on April Fool’s Day. My blessings are counted. There will be no worries immediately after receiving them. There will be less pain after reading them. If you forward them, you will get a higher salary. If you send them in bulk, you will definitely pick up money. Today is April Fool's Day. I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

8. China Mobile Communications users: Due to network debugging recently, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please slam your mobile phone on the ground as hard as you can, and the mobile phone will recover after repeated several times. normal. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. It is predicted that in the near future, your IQ index will increase by 50% year-on-year, your laughter level will increase by 50% year-on-year, your facial distortion rate will increase by 50% year-on-year, and your defense level will increase by 50% year-on-year. The chance of being harassed will increase by 50% year-on-year. Overall, your chance of being tricked will increase by 250% year-on-year.

April Fool's Day is coming, I hope you can feel 100% happy with a 250 heart!

10. You are a very special person. You have loved celebrating festivals since you were a child. Children's Day, Youth Day, Valentine's Day, almost Father's Day, the classic program April Fool's Day, and Singles' Day will be retained for a long time. I wish you a nourishing life and make every day like a holiday! ;