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Say something particularly disgusting to men.
1, knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever. 2. Snowflakes all over the sky are flying notes, with thoughts, expectations and blessings, short messages and warmth. In this cold day, I hope that warmth can fill the whole winter. It may take only one second to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 4. Cold loneliness is only because of deep acacia, deep acacia is only because of long-term concern, long-term concern is only because of long-term concern, and long-term concern is only because of deep thoughts about you. 5, love you, but don't want anything, so hard! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly! 6. In the cold weather, I want to know the news that you are far away, and whether you pay attention to your health and the pressure of taking care of yourself, life and work. I can't replace you, send you a few words of concern, don't forget to keep warm and add clothes in cold weather! 7. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above. 8. It's warm in winter, and good luck is everywhere with you. I hope you are happy and try to make more money. Enjoy the good times of the previous year, and happiness will spread everywhere with the wind. May you be proud and happy and good luck every day. 9. Because of you, the air becomes sweet. Thank you for being so persistent with me. I want to say a very popular word, but I haven't said it yet, that is, I love you! 10, let me accompany you to drift in the sea, just to be an oar in your hand. No matter how big and thick the storm is, you will always have me by your side. 1 1, Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, cold at night, couples are alone during holidays and feel sorry for themselves. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful. 12, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, every smile makes me intoxicated, your bad is your good, and you pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best. 13. The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. 14, autumn in Ye Er, the grass turns yellow, the wind turns cold, the rain turns cold, and the winter solstice turns cold, first frost. Lovely people should wear more clothes. Dear, the seasons change, pay attention to the cold. The weather is cold and warm, and you and I know each other. 15, there are so many people in the world. Why do I know you? 16, I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night. 17, meeting the right person at the wrong time is a kind of sadness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness. 18. During the day, I would like to be the sunshine to warm you from morning till night. In the evening, I want to be a star. I wish you happiness from night to morning. Let every day become a sincere concern for you! 19, this is the end of winter, this is the beginning of spring, although you are there, although I am here, I still keep you in my heart. In this cold moment, may my blessing warm your hand and reach your heart! 20. When many people care about your outstanding life, I only care about whether you are happy at the moment; When many people care about whether you fly high or not, I only care about whether you are tired or not; Making you happy is the focus of my efforts. 2 1, when everything has become the wind, I am still waiting here; When the world has changed, I still stick to the original; Who taught me to be the stupidest person in the world and only know how to be nice to the person I like? 22, although my people can't accompany you, but my heart is with you, I hope your winter will not be so cold, I hope you can have a warm winter! Honey, come on! 23. There is nothing wrong with the moon and the stars, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you. 24. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake! 25. The weather is getting colder and colder. In winter, edit a concerned message for him in my mind, reminding him to take care of himself and put on more clothes. 26. Because of love, two strangers can suddenly meet and sleep in the same bed. However, the same two people said when they broke up, I think you are getting more and more strange. 27. I want to be in the same city with you on the day of my return trip. Now, please give me a little sense of security and let me feel your love. 28. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev 29. Life is inevitably getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life. 30. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel like a spring breeze, which warms and melts my heart. Say something particularly disgusting to a man 2 1. I feel so happy in your arms. I want to go back to the same city as you. Now, please give me a little sense of security and let me feel your love. Never say that you will die before me. I'm so selfish. I want you to accompany me all my life. I want you to live longer than me. The moment I left this world, I still snuggled in your warm arms. I only know that happiness will always be with you. I am waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy that loves you. I like you because I want to be with you forever. 7. I like your hair, your hair is very shiny! I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you. 9. I hope that after 50 years, the old man who is with me will still be you. You are still willing to hold me in your arms, just like now, and don't dislike it. 10, I am a girl in the 1980s, and I have heard many critical voices, but I am not a sissy or degenerate. Please believe what you see, not what you hear. 1 1, I'm a chocolate from you, and it melts in your mouth. 12, I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, just like on the equator. 13, I like the feeling of being conquered by you. I only have eyes for you. Since I met you, all the prosperity has become the background. 15, my dream is to realize all your wishes. 16, I don't care how many people you have loved and what you have done in the past. I just want you to love me in the days after choosing me. 17, I don't mind you looking at beautiful women everywhere. 18, I won't say disgusting love words, I will only love you with my actions! I only hope that one day you can marry me and be your wife! 19, my love is simpler than my face and more naive than my pet. 20, fool, I don't care about anything 2 1, a short love story that girls say to boys, 22, you're just fine, you don't need to change anything for me. 23. You are my first and last love. 24. Your voice is really beautiful! Nothing special, just want to hear your voice. It is really interesting to be with you. Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time. 28, follow you, go anywhere, do anything. . . No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite person. When I love you, I feel the earth shaking. Say a particularly disgusting word to a man 3 1 because I love you. What you avoid is the figure, but what you can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. If your eyes blink, I will die. 3. I have always been indifferent to illusory love, always thinking that I don't care, just because of you, I can't control myself; Because of you, I fell into the trap of love! 4. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, this life passed by. If it is really you, I am willing to meet you 10 thousand times and tell you: "I really want to see you." 5, I love you, but I dare not say, I am afraid that I will die soon, I am not afraid of death, but I am afraid that if I really die, who will love you like me! 6. Differences between men and women; Women are plump, thin, slim, tall, delicate and short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd! 7. Different times, different places, different people, only you and I are the same; Time is changing, space is changing, and the only constant is my infinite yearning for you! 8. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you! 9. Recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How can you leave me like this? 10, dear fish: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you, because I have you in my heart; I want to eat you when I have you in my heart. Hey ... Love your cat. 1 1, how many times have I told you, be careful at night, don't go out, you just won't listen, it's not, I dreamed again last night, which makes me unwilling to wake up! 12, dear, I am sick, I have seen many doctors, and finally I have come to a conclusion that I must love you all my life, because I have lovesickness, so I specially let you know. 13, for so many years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper. 14, if falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong forever. I used to laugh at the little happiness you gave you; I cried because you were inadvertently left out. 15, although it is predestined friends, I hope that in the future, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory and make up for the affection in the afterlife through the efforts in this life. 16, recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How dare you leave me like this! 17, I am the blackboard and you are the pen. Our combination makes words witness our vivid love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love! 18, your hesitation period has expired. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry. 19, if the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't go ashore, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I have you by my side. I don't drink any beer except Qingdao; I don't play any sports except football; I don't love any girl except you; Which dish do you like besides me?
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