Selected 86 funny jokes on Tanabata.

As long as the heart is still beating, there will be a surge of blood, and your smile will be printed on the red moon and rise in my small window every night.

2. I heard about Tanabata for the first time! I wonder what the first Valentine's Day in China will be like. Think about it! Now tell me!

I hope you and I don't meet once a year like the poor cowherd and weaver girl. I don't want it! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

Evil, I want to know you, and I want to live a long life. There is no mausoleum in the mountains, the river is exhausted, there is Lei Zhen in winter, and there is rain and snow in summer. Only when heaven and earth are in harmony can we dare to be with you!

I hope my sister paper that loves me can send me a rose and my Chinese paper that loves me can send me a * * on Tanabata.

6. I wish those who celebrate Valentine's Day today, those who show love today and those who check in tonight all get pregnant unexpectedly. Single children's shoes turn this blessing!

7. Missing is a kind of sweet melancholy, which can turn a woman's natural jealousy into sadness and dissolve it into deep affection as bright as moonlight.

8. Clouds break, after the storm comes sunshine, after care comes love, and after separation comes reunion. Cherish everything, you and I will join hands to grow old. Happy Tanabata, sweet love.

Nine. Cowherd can weave a girl, which has become an eternal story. I will build a love nest with you at the same time and space. May all lovers in the world get married and build a rainbow with our love!

10. My lover is a world hero. I know that one day he will pick me up in colorful battle clothes and set foot on the magpie bridge. Can you come today? Your weaver girl!

Eleven. Above the Milky Way, the waiting for a lifetime, and the fate of generations have all turned into crystal tears and sprinkled on the earth, leaving infinite blessings to the world! I wish you a happy Tanabata and sweet love!

12./everyone in the flower shop at kloc-0/2 laughed, everyone in the restaurant at kloc-0/3 laughed, and everyone in the pharmacy at kloc-0/4 laughed, and everyone in the hospital laughed a month later. Ten months later, countless diaosi are happy to be fathers?

Thirteen. Long time no see, but I have always kept your motto in mind: steamed bread is valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Lovely bad friends, Happy Valentine's Day!

14. If anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a screenshot. When you get married, the object is not you now, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.

15. Is it smart to make a wish on Tanabata? Give it a try! I hope to be your girlfriend! I hope you can love me forever! The most important thing is that I hope to know you!

It's easy to miss someone! It's hard to love someone! Falling in love with someone you miss is even harder! God gave me a chance, and I must let it go?

17. Qianshan can't cross the river. Where can I leave my feelings? There are so many troubles in the corner of the world, I can only hold a grudge against you! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

We don't want to be cowherd and weaver girl, because we are too far apart and meet each other too short; We should be ourselves, because you are by my side, and hold my heart firmly!

Let me spend Valentine's Day alone, Christmas alone, New Year's Day alone, and you take the exam alone.

20. Shit, today is a holiday. This is Valentine's Day in China, Valentine's Day in China, and our Valentine's Day. I miss you so much. Where shall we celebrate?

2 1. The day after Tanabata, a diaosi said: It was unnatural to see many women walking on the road this morning.

I have never forgotten the past, but I just buried them in the moonlight outside the window. When night comes, they will rush out.

23. Peony in spring, peony in summer, chrysanthemum in autumn and plum in winter. There are only passionate red beans among the blooming flowers. I miss the morning glory every minute at the intersection of the postal road. Have a wonderful Tanabata full moon and wish you all a happy Tanabata.

Twenty-four The old moon distributed karma to the lucky ones! Single reception is approaching, lovers receive the best love, and married people receive happy families! I wish you a happy Tanabata!

Twenty-five Cowherd: We can't meet because magpies are in love. ? Weaver girl:? Never mind, then let's talk about Weibo. ?

26. In the face of your silent waiting, I can't shout out the holy love, so I have to stand under the acacia tree and carefully cut my thoughts with the scissors of years. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

Twenty-seven Above the Milky Way, the waiting for a lifetime, and the fate of generations have all turned into crystal tears and sprinkled on the earth, leaving infinite blessings to the world!

28. Aren't you happy not to break up on Valentine's Day? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day.

Section 29.77 is coming. I wish you 66 happy days, 55 troubled lives, 44 happy lives, 33 prosperous futures and 22 sweet families, and good luck in the coming 1 1. Happy tanabata!

Don't ask me how to spend Valentine's Day on Qixi this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along. But I still admit cowardice, and I just feel sad.

3 1. As the saying goes: If the train is not pushed, happiness will not blow; Tanabata, I want to say to you: You are right, and your heart will get drunk.

Thirty-two The night is soft and the moon shines on Qixi. I hold my mobile phone tightly, edit every word, shuttle through the past in my memory, convey the long-lost friendship, and send it back to you?

Thirty-three My girlfriend asked me how to spend Tanabata. I'm playing dumb. Tanabata? Do you want to eat zongzi? She laughed at me. What kind of zongzi did she eat? ! How about eating moon cakes?

Thirty-four Cowherd and Weaver Girl have gone through countless spring and autumn periods and still love each other! Today is Tanabata, dear, have you seen it? They are our reflections in the sky!

35. My love shop is going to open on Tanabata. Romance can be preserved, sweetness can be precipitated, happiness can be transferred, and love can be monopolized. Welcome people who are destined to come, if you are sincere!

Thirty-six. Tanabata, Tanabata, my moment; Weaver girl, Weaver girl, my beloved wife; Heaven and earth, gathering for thousands of years; Alas, I love my wife.

Thirty-seven One day, Cowherd told Weaver that we couldn't meet because magpies were in love. Weaver said it doesn't matter, so send a text message.

Thirty-eight Tanabata is coming, don't show your love. After all, with so many people without company, it's not good for you to show your love and meet someone who bumps into your face.

39. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home, played all day, clicked the mouse and killed a pair, a pair, a pair.

Forty. I raised my fist and was about to hit you. You held out your scissors and said with a smile. I lost, hit me. ? What should I do?

Forty-one The slightest breeze haunts your mood, and the continuous summer rain is accompanied by my thoughts! Send a message that I will spend Tanabata with you. Happy tanabata.

Forty-two Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. Without you, I am empty!

Forty-three Happy tanabata! I'm sorry to bring you a lonely Tanabata, because I haven't found someone to make you happy, but he will be by your side soon, believe me!

44. please marry me You will be the second happiest person in the world, because you married me and I will be the first happiest person in the world.

45. My lover is a world hero. I know that one day he will pick me up in colorful battle clothes and set foot on the magpie bridge. Can you come today? Your weaver girl.

Forty-six (Landlord) Tanabata is coming! He bought a train ticket, looking forward to the happy reunion of Tanabata with his girlfriend, so he happily booked a hotel online, and then he was secretly glad that Tanabata was near.

47. Wait for the stars, hope for rain, count the stars and make a wish. There are thousands of stars and rain in Qian Qian in the starry sky, and the stars and stars all hope to return to the present. I wish friends from afar peace and happiness, and know each other with a smile.

48. At 7: 07 on July 7th, I will put 10,000 vows in a machine gun and shoot at you. You are lying in a pool of blood, covered with Cupid's sons!

Forty-nine I accidentally let it go? I love you? I sent it to you by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

If there is love in the sky, if the dream can come true, let my heart love it. My love for you is indescribable, just like wind and rain, and this feeling will never change.

Fifty-one. The pigeons in Guanguan are in Hezhou. A beautiful and virtuous woman is a good spouse of a gentleman. Mix shepherd's purse and salvage it from left to right. A beautiful and virtuous woman wakes up to pursue her.

Although Tanabata is an annual festival where cowherd and weaver girl meet, I can accompany you, look at you and kiss you every day. Honey, what do you say?

53, stop following me! I told you to stay in a cool place, didn't I hear you? ? I can hear you, but don't you think you sound cold? ?

54. Best Valentine's Day gift: A female colleague gave me a pack of paper towels before going to work at night, saying it was a Valentine's Day gift to save me some money.

Fifty-five. Weaver embroidered brocade, cowherd hopes. Queqiao River frame, short Tanabata. May love last forever, and the moon will last forever. I want the Milky Way to die, so that the two stars will be clean forever!

56. Destiny is an odd number, waiting for another odd number to form an even number. Chinese Valentine's Day, I wish you an odd number and take off the order as soon as possible; You are even, happy and sweet!

57. The moon is as bright as day, and the silver frost is boundless; Qixi Festival is a bridge full of affection. Fairy flowers and beautiful scenery blend together; Fairy magpies gather on the overpass to make you happy!

58. Your hesitation period has passed. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

59. I am a beautiful meteor by the bridge. I'm waiting for you just for a true love response? Unwilling to leave for a long time?

60. Our online love begins today! Really sweet! I hope you will be by my side every Tanabata.

Sixty one. I'm afraid dusk will be abrupt, dusk. Why aren't you ecstatic? New tears overwhelm old ones, and heartbroken people remember heartbroken people. How thin is Qiuxiang muscle today? The ribbon is three inches wide.

In the face of your silent waiting, I can't shout out that holy love, so I have to stand under the acacia tree and carefully cut my thoughts with the scissors of years.

63. I envy the sun. He can see your bright smile. I envy the moon. She can watch you sleep peacefully. I envy myself. At least I can always miss you.

I suddenly understood that a woman's Excellence does not lie in her appearance, money or social status. But what kind of man stood beside her.

Sixty five. My hair is full of worries about old age. On July 7th, on the Magpie Bridge, I took a single look and didn't envy Cowherd and Yuanyang. Today is Valentine's Day in China. May all lovers in the world be good.

You know, silly girl, I don't trust others to take care of you! What if they really take care of them?

Sixty seven. There is our delicious life in sour, vinegar and hemp soy sauce, our simple feelings in oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, and our simple happiness in pots and pans. I wish you all a sweet love and a happy Tanabata!

Sixty eight. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration! Love you for five thousand years is hopeless! It's ridiculous to love you for a thousand years! Love you for a hundred years is too long! Love you for 70 years in succession. As long as I am healthy, this is my strength.

Sixty nine. I have a wish: at 5: 20 on August 2, 20 13, there will be a short message or a phone call telling me that I will accompany you this Valentine's Day, ok?

Seventy. Happy Valentine's Day! May our love be deeper than the cowherd and the weaver girl, but not like their lovesickness. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable!

Seventy-one. Looking up at the blue sky on Tanabata, magpies both arch the magpie bridge. Do you know that every family longs for the autumn moon? Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

Seventy-two Tender as water, the ceremony is like a dream. On July 7th, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met at the Magpie Bridge. China's lover called it a festival, which will last forever.

Seventy-three In my spare time, I look up at the sky, a bright moon, which is my eyes to see you, the hazy cloud shadow beside the moon, and the screen embroidered by the weaver girl for the cowherd!

Seventy-four On Tanabata this year, Cowherd will definitely say to Weaver Girl: I've come to see you for the last time! It's very popular recently, and I found one, so you can have it! ?

75. Looking up to the sky, the cowherd and the weaver meet, looking up to the sky, handsome guys and beautiful women are paired, and between heaven and earth, lovers finally get married, and the stars move, so you and I are connected?

Seventy-six Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings, and I wish you a happy Tanabata.

On Tanabata, I took my sisters shopping, and when I saw a couple hugging, I sang beside them? Isn't it agreed that after the hug, two people will let go together?

78. People's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you!

We always celebrate Valentine's Day in the West. Why not celebrate our own Valentine's Day? Can we spend this wonderful day together? I will wait for you!

Dear, help me, my brain terminal is infected by acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed as? I love you. exe？

Singing on Valentine's Day: Two tigers, two tigers, fall in love, fall in love. All men, all men, so perverted, so perverted. ?

Eighty-two When I have the right, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou VI be your special plane, China Grand Theatre be your karaoke room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. Isn't that interesting? Happy tanabata!

Thank you very much for giving me the happiest time of my life. Today is Valentine's Day in China. May we love each other forever and grow old together! Kiss you deeply!

Every time you look at me affectionately, I want to kick my nose and face, and then put a no swimming sign next to your eyes.

Eighty-five Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness! God, let me cross this magpie bridge and don't separate us again, okay?

86. Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.