Collect couples' high scores! All right!

Late at night, the young man sent the girl home, inseparable in front of the door, kissing deeply.

Half an hour later, the girl's father opened the window and shouted, asshole, let go of my daughter!

The young man was frightened, but he summoned up his courage and said, Uncle, we really love each other.

The girl's father is angry: kiss if you want, it's still on our doorbell …

2. The most predestined relationship lover

I fell in love with her at first sight, and intuitively knew that there must be some mysterious fate between us.

Really? Have you talked to her?

Of course, I chased it very hard and told her at the last minute that my father was a millionaire with my killer.

Wow, then you must live happily ever after.

We live together. She is my stepmother now.

3. The most legendary lover

Once upon a time, there were two tigers. They are brother and sister, but they are in love. Their love is earth-shattering

The other tigers in the family couldn't stand it, so they were punished for cutting off their limbs, but they persisted together, which was really touching.

So someone wrote a song for them, which was handed down from generation to generation:

Two tigers and two tigers, run, run.

One has no ears, the other has no eyes. Very strange, very strange.

4. The most antagonistic lover

Men chase women, and they fail and chase them again and again. Both of them are miserable.

Man (eagerly): Tell me! What is wrong with me? You talk, I change! !

Woman (more urgent): What about me? Where am I good? Tell me, and I'll change! !

5. The most suitable lover

Woman: Am I fat?

Man: No, the figure of an angel is the most standard.

Woman: Am I not pretty enough?

Man: Who said that? You can give me the greatest sense of security.

Woman: Do you think I'm smart?

M: Of course, otherwise so many people chose me.

Woman (satisfied, but also angry): Hum, why should I marry you? Marrying you will hurt you!

Man (nodding desperately): Yes, I feel the deepest when you pinch me.

An incomprehensible letter

A girl went to a drugstore full of customers. She waited patiently.

She stayed until everyone bought the medicine and went out, then she approached the pharmacist.

Give him a letter and ask him to read it. She said, "This is my boyfriend.

From. He is a doctor, and only a pharmacist can read his handwriting. "

Professional instinct

A lady who works as a clerk in a department store first talked about it.

Love. After the first kiss with her boyfriend, she asked, "What else do you want?"

What? "

Are all the same color.

At the marriage agency.

"Young lady, do you like men with yellow hair or men with black hair?

People? "

"I want a man with red hair! You know, everything in my family.

The furniture is all red! "

The sun and the ocean

A couple is at the seaside.

Man: "I remember a poet who wrote,' Warm the sun is selfless.

Kiss the blue ocean. Dear, I want to be a selfless sun, and you?

It's a blue ocean. "

Woman: "What about after sunset?"

Jiazhuang

Two beggars are very close. They met in front of a restaurant this morning.

Yes One of them said, "Congratulations!" I finally got engaged for my daughter.

Yes! "

"Heartfelt congratulations! Who is the groom? "

"Bigger is a little deaf in his left ear."

"Good boy! How much dowry did you give him? "

"Don't ask that! I'm going to take the whole Mill Street and half a cow.

Give him Ning Street, and I will never beg there again. "

I do

Director: "Miss Wang! The young man was anxious to shoot this scene.

Rush into your room, hug you, tie you with a rope, and then

He kissed you madly. "

Heroine: "Is this man tall and beautiful?"

Director: "Of course! Hey, why do you ask this? "

Heroine: "Then, he doesn't have to tie me up."