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A lover's jingle message

1, I pray that God will send you a pair of angel wings and hope that you can fly to your lover's side; I send you an ordinary blessing, wishing you a happy love; I wish you happiness and romance in this warm and romantic festival.

2. Fold the blessing into a boat, full of happiness, good luck, smile, beauty and peace, and slowly inject it into your side when you miss the river! Warm and healthy, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

3. You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you. Dear, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

My heart beat when I first saw you, and I screamed when I dreamed of you for the first time. You big straw bag, secretly hiding in the wheat field and giggling!

I know I am not a good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I kept looking back and stopping, but time left me and ran forward vigorously.

6, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold with a runny nose and sneeze occasionally, which shows that I am thinking of you!

I've been acting weird lately. I often get up in the middle of the night and stare at the pig shed in a daze, thinking about the reasons, and finally figuring out that you were kicked by a donkey.

8. Blue sky and white clouds are floating. I look at the sky and miss my friends. The clear river flows slowly, and I trust the river to send acacia; A little message is delivered at your fingertips, and I send my blessing by SMS: 2. May you have a happy Valentine's Day.

9. Wife, wife, I love you, just as mice love rice, and you love rice differently. Mice eat rice, and I keep my wife in my heart.

10, Dongxi Street, north and south, walk back along the wall, go to the cave and worry, the waist circumference is two and a half more! It's all because of gluttony. After eating watermelon and sweet potato, it is said that sweet potato is a big tonic, and eating too much will cause intestinal obstruction, which is hard for this big mouse!

1 1, you are my favorite, you are my joke, you often rely on me, but I give you a tie to hold me tight from time to time, you often eat leftovers, and even often let me kick. My dog is so embarrassed.

12, you are my baby, until one day we get old, memories will shine in the wind with white hair; Let me cherish this memory, I will smile when I think of you! In the new year, we should all be happy! Happy Valentine's Day!

13, I have been to many places; Crossing many different bridges; Drink a variety of wines; I have seen many shapes of clouds; I only like people who read text messages. Happy Valentine's Day!

14, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, so don't tip. There are plenty of fish in the sea, so you can't leave a tip. The world has its own true feelings, and every piece can be saved.

15, your figure can't be washed away in time, and my missing distance can't be taken away. There is no reason to give you happiness, you are in my heart. Forever and ever, loving you is never enough. On Valentine's Day, happiness is waving to you!

16, say love, love, beautiful love, dare to say that men don't change their minds, unless loess turns into gold, dare to say that women don't change their minds, unless you have twenty-two thousand gold and no twenty-two thousand gold, don't try to seduce women's hearts. With twenty-two thousand gold and an unchanging heart, then you are definitely the essence of the people!

17, outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, when do you turn off the lights, go to the karaoke room to hug after dinner, and then go to the pedicure for half a night, how can you get drunk if you don't look back?

18, I told you not to be infatuated with my brother, because my brother has wasted his time and can't do such hard work. You also need to drink often, scold the street when you are drunk, and smoke on credit when you have no money. You said I was angry with my father.

19, I would like to be a rainbow sunset glow that catches your eye, a leisurely evening breeze that gently blows over your face, an ocean of stars in your heart, and a light blue cloud in your dream. Happy Valentine's Day, my love.

20. It's easy to quit the net, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love came quietly, I began to download you to my heart countless times. I tried to format my memory, but there are still traces of you in my memory. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

2 1, not taking the initiative to eat, there is something wrong with your brain! Love is not active, there is something wrong with your body! The meeting is not active, and there is something wrong with the policy! If you don't take the initiative to sleep, your wife has problems! Life is not active, there is something wrong with the wallet! I am not active at home. There's something wrong outside.

22, men don't pick up girls, and their hearts are sour. I'm really upset that no one talks to women. If a girl doesn't answer it, drag it over and transform it. There are girls screwing around, doing justice for heaven.

23. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either deteriorating in debauchery or perverting in silence.

24. Your name is my only sentence in Quotations of Love, and you are my only flight in Ocean of Love! Let you and I take this flight together and have a romantic and happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!

Please allow me to go with you if you die. If you are still alive, please don't abandon me. If you love me, don't run away. If you love her, don't act!

I hope you can live in a warm place. Address: Lane Miss Road1314,520, Love City, Love Street. The landlord is the person you like, with a lease of 10 thousand years; Rent is the love of life; Happy Valentine's Day

27. When the left eye is closed, it is interested in you. Close your right eye and I will go with you. You can do anything you want when your eyes are closed.

28, the head can not be broken, how beautiful the dyed hair is; No bleeding, no white head; Shoes should not be worn out. When you visit your girlfriend, you need oil. The car can't be small, you can travel by car.

29. Test your wisdom. Why is there no fish in water? There are no stones in He Shan? What tree has no branches? What son has no father? What woman has no husband? What city has no city? Type one word in order in each sentence, and six words make a very romantic sentence. Please give it to the person you love the most.

30. Eating handfuls of candy, leading Kojiro, carrying a big schoolbag and squeezing the car to school. Adults love fashion, children have a heavy burden, more buses and fewer short skirts!

3 1, I give: happiness to cheerful people, love to those who understand love, happiness to those who have feelings, hope to those who wait, success to those who struggle, and all good wishes to those who are reading short messages! Happy Valentine's Day.

Today is Valentine's Day. Remember to consolidate old lovers, develop new lovers, protect young lovers and beware of insiders! I wish old lovers are not old, new lovers are not running, there are many little lovers, and insiders are not disturbing. I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day. You will be happier without a lover!

33. Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, thinking about your affection, being half-hearted when not meeting you, and being single-minded when meeting you. If one day you are tired, at least I have memories!

34, lover's words, memorable; The lover's smile is fascinating; The lover's eyes capture people's hearts; A lover's kiss is sweet to the bone marrow. May there be lovers in the world, and May Valentine's Day be full of flavor.

35. Pour a glass of red wine and get drunk for you; Dress up in red and be beautiful for you; Light a red candle and shed tears for you; All the way to the world of mortals, whatever.

36. I love you as a mouse loves rice. I miss you. You can't live without you. Where can I find such a considerate and single-minded person without you? Happy Valentine's Day! The person I love most in my life.

37. People are really tired when they are alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, you have no fragrance when you eat, you get drunk easily when you drink, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money!

38. Your photo is on my desk. I watch you in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon, at night and at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

39. Modern teachers are so easy to do. They don't have to write their own lesson plans. They have everything online, and he can't do it in the student union. Eating the imperial grain to live, stepping on * * * into the classroom. The strength of the school has been saved, and tutoring is popular!

40. You are the moon cake and I am the stuffing. We always meet when we are touching. You are a kite, I am a thread, chasing you; You are the bright moon, I am the spring, round and complete for ten thousand years!

4 1, I yearn for the sea. If possible, I would like to be a sea and you would like to be a fish. I will keep you in my heart so that you will never leave me. I will take care of you all my life.

42. Women are not drunk, men have no chance, men are not drunk, women have no tips, men and women are not drunk, and no one sleeps in restaurants.

43, vows of eternal love show determination, hug the girl to kiss, impulse to dizzy, the whole body like a cramp.

44. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you after a lot of hardships. Oh, my God! Only to find that our wings are on the same side.

45. Clone a happiness for you and share it with you; Clone a blessing for you and wish you a happy life; Clone a peace for you, may you be healthy all your life; Clone one for you, and let that one stay with you forever! Happy Valentine's Day!

46. Stick the stars in the sky of love and accompany you through spring, summer, autumn and winter; The time of meeting is too hasty, continuing a beautiful dream; Put your hand in mine and never relax. 2 14 valentine's day, I want to say something like a flood: I love you!

47. The water is flowing and the fish is swimming. There is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in heaven and love on earth. How about romance today?

48. I have a dream. I really want to be your cup: get up every day and kiss me, take me to work and school, miss me when you are thirsty, and always hold me in your hand. I can't live without you for a day and love me forever.

49. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I'm obsessed with your love, I love you, I'm dying!

50. The beautiful woman looked back and scared a cow to death. I can't go with you, just because you are too ugly to ask the ugly girl why. I have money and oil to see if you can go, even if you have everything, you won't bow your head.

5 1, I don't want to promise you easily, time will tell; Don't be obsessed with constellations, love is not a legend; Don't compare me with others, I will be eclipsed, but I am sincere. 2, 14, I hope you can say you love me.

52. There is a marriage in the world. Love is the only respect, and love is the foundation. Numerous long winds are out of place, but holding a wisp in your hand is exciting! God gave me another excuse to ask you out, honey, to spend time with you. Every day is Valentine's Day.

53. I'm not as fast as you think, and I'm not dressed. I don't get along with anyone and I'm not welcome anywhere. My heart stopped when I was fine, and pneumonia was not typical!

54. Wife, wife, I love you, I really care for you, my family moistens you, and Amitabha bless you. I take this short message as proof: I will always be with you.

55. Husband can't relax. He followed him as soon as he went out. Don't go directly when you see a problem, go home and wait for him to communicate immediately. If nothing can be solved, stab him with a knife.

You should take good care of yourself in the distance. Don't have a cold and runny nose. You can sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you! Happy Valentine's Day

57. Husband is a big tree, so be sure to hold it. Lovers are grass and must be protected. Plant a big tree and a meadow. Enjoy the cool under the big tree and walk the birds on the grass.

58, my hand is willing to put in your hand, shaking hands is as sweet as honey; My wish depends on your heart. My soul mate will never change. My eyes are willing to look at your eyes, looking at tenderness, and time and space will stop. Valentine's Day is here, I wish you happiness.

59. Light a rose on your lips. Your bright red lips are the color of love. A wisp of fragrance is just a quiet bloom, flying all over the sky with your legend. Happy Valentine's Day!

60. I am lonely and helpless, and there is no one to talk about my pain. Watching the sunset outside the window warm other people's huts, dear buddy, only you know where my life belongs!

6 1, when I am lonely, I am very happy because of your concern; When I am happy, I am very happy because I have you to share; When I am happy, I am very happy because of your company. 2, 14 Valentine's Day, may my company make you happy!

62. On the east-west road, I ran into a man biting a dog, picked up the dog's head and hit a brick, and was bitten by the brick. It is right to tell the truth by turning right from wrong. I know my heart, I wish you happiness every day!

63. It's raining outside the curtain. I didn't sleep tonight. I always sweat on my broken bed. Every power outage in midsummer makes Hua Xian angry. Shake the fan alone, seemingly at leisure, imagining that the man is around. Yesterday has passed.

64. I hope that in the days to come, whether flowers pave the way or thorns are everywhere, we will walk hand in hand, never leave, love each other, and I will always accompany you! Happy Valentine's Day!

65. I want to send you a bunch of roses every day, but I have no money; I also want to give you chocolate every day, but I'm afraid you'll hit me if you gain too much meat, so I can only send you a text message every day from today to express my love for you.

66. People are really tired when they are alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, you have no fragrance when you eat, you get drunk easily when you drink, and you have to pay taxes when you make money! Even texting pigs costs money!

I wrote I love you on a note, but it was blown away by the wind. I wrote I love you in the street and was detained by the police. Finally, I wrote I love you in a short message. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

68. Pay all wages, including unplanned wages; All leftovers are contracted, including spoilage; Do all the housework, including mother-in-law's; Thoughts are reported every day, including a flash of thought.

When we first met, you were my unforgettable thoughts. Fate played a joke, and you and I passed by. Even if it is fate, I am still your loyal friend. I sincerely wish you a happy Valentine's Day!