Humor routines to amuse girls (53 sentences)

1, "My little tadpole wants to find his mother tonight" "Can you help him?"

2. "like you." "This should be the best thing I have ever done."

3, I miss you, I like you, I love you, you are my favorite person, even if you can't promise now, I will never give up, and the person who loves you most is me!

4. "May I ask you the way?" "Where to?" To your heart

Man: Do you have fifty cents? Woman: Yes. Man: I have fifty cents too. Let's work together.

6. "I'm just a liar." "So I never liked you."

7. "I want to show my little feet" and "so you can see that I like you"

8. "I want to lose weight. They are thinner than me. " "I like you but I don't like them."

9. I will never like people like you. ""? ""I only love you.

10 "I don't want to be the episode of your life" and "I want to be the theme song of your life"

1 1, "Smile gently" and "I want to take an aphrodisiac"

12, "If I had you" and "I'll never touch another woman again"

13, "You are an incompetent friend" and "Why don't you switch to be my boyfriend?"

14, "Why are you so confined?" "Always in my heart."

15, let's make a bet! "bet on what?" "You lose to be my boyfriend, and I lose to be your girlfriend."

16, you are guilty. ""? ""You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

17, "I have a wish" and "I love you one day."

18, "When will you have an affair?" "I'm still waiting outside the wall."

19, "I want to eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart noodles"

Dear, you smile sweetly, like a flower in full bloom in the spring breeze. Why do I smile so sweetly? Because you sent me a text message.

2 1, will you shut up? ""I didn't speak. " "Then why am I full of your voice?

22. "Do you know what you look like?" "Like what?" "Attract me like the earth"

Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.

24. "Do you want to go to heaven?" "How?" "Come to my house tonight and I will help you."

25. "If the night is too difficult" "Then I will accompany you upside down day and night."

I tried to write a poem praising you, but I failed, because even the most beautiful words in the world can't describe one tenth of your beauty.

27. "I have an ambition. Do you want to hear it? " "Well, you said," "Hold your hand all my life."

28. I have gained weight recently. It's all your fault. ""why? " "Because you are so cute.

29. "Do you feel heavy behind my back?" "Do you think the whole world is heavy?"

30. "How long can I stay with you?" and "Is it enough to bury you?"

3 1, the world is big, but my heart is small enough to let you go, so I can't let you go out again, I want to hug you.

32. "I didn't think about getting married before you." "I haven't thought about others since I got married."

33. "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "me."

34. The way you eat is really cute. I want to look at you like this all my life.

35. "Do you know where love begins?" "Start with you and me."

Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

37.m: Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me your phone number Woman: Man: Say, what's your phone number?

38. "Tanabata is coming", "Someone who has a crush on me" and "How can you be so calm?"

39. "The strongest wine I have ever drunk" and "The gentleness of your bow and smile"

40. "My mother gave me this face" and "I was destined to wait for you"

4 1, "I know it's not good to stay up late" and "but I lack your sleeping pills"

42. "I went running today" and "I ran a shape that loves you"

43. "I really want to hold you from behind", "smell your body" and "put your chin on your shoulder and fall asleep"

44. A businessman took a taxi to go out, and his car suddenly skidded on the Panshan Highway. The driver was scared and shouted: The brakes are not working. What should I do? The businessman shouted at him, turn off the meter quickly, you idiot!

45. Do you know my last name? Don't you know? I will be happy after meeting you!

I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

47. "Now my heart is burning" and "I urgently need you to come in and explore"

48. "Don't you feel bad for me?" "The heart is in your place. Whether it hurts or not, you can do it yourself. "

49. After Meeting You, Not Afraid of Wind and Rain, and Afraid of Separation

50. "I may have missed your past" and "I hope you don't miss my future"

5 1, I can't say, I can give you what you want, but I have such a sincere heart that you will feel it later.

52. "I'm a little depressed." "What's the matter?" "I haven't seen you all day."

53. "I've always wanted a feeling." "What does it feel like?" "The feeling of being with you"