Humble. A girlfriend's joke. Humble. A girlfriend's joke. Make it short and interesting.

1. Before meeting you, I never knew the feeling of missing and the sweetness of love. Please allow me to start from this Valentine's Day and let this feeling accompany me all my life!

You whisper that you love me, let me cling to your chest and gently touch my heartstrings with gentle words. The international community belongs to both of us, and our hearts are closely linked.

3, there is a true feeling that can be silently forgotten in the rivers and lakes. Friends of gentlemen, or strangers, can quietly love, quietly understand, quietly fill their hearts with wishes, wave their hands, let the spring grass continue and become a red array.

4. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my only love.

5. Meeting you by chance is my organization; I love you unconsciously, not intentionally; I really love you; I am willing to treat you wholeheartedly; But having you for a lifetime is what I want most!

6. I am the one who has been pursuing you, and I am the one who has been thinking about you. When I first saw you, your charm conquered me. You are the most worthy pursuit in my life. Only you can save my life, you know? Renminbi.

7. I heard that you are looking for a job recently. I gave you a name. Go to the interview. The work is simple, the salary is good, and more importantly, it is a world-renowned enterprise with absolutely good development. The position is toilet cleaner. Remember to go!

8. Are you busy? Please answer some of my doubts: I always have insomnia and woke up once when I was a child; I don't want to work seven days a week; Laugh at the thought of harassing you. Hurry back, I only ate three meals today, and I'm hungry!

9, don't worry about eating, just bow your head; Don't worry about your job, I've taken care of it for you; You don't have to worry about marriage, but express your feelings with your eyes; Don't worry about buying a house, someone will repair it at home; Don't worry about talking, you will brag naturally, because you are a big stupid cow!

10, you said that you bought a lottery ticket and didn't win 5 million; Find a person and never meet a fairy; Go to work and always work overtime. I'll teach you a wonderful way of luck, keep it a secret, but you can't tell others, that is-step on it.