Life perception humorous short message

Life perception humorous short message

Humorous short messages about life;

1, diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

2. If you really live to be shameless, how can you live?

Happiness is in your own hands, not in others' mouths!

4. Happiness means that cats love to eat fish, dogs love to eat meat, and Altman loves to beat small monsters.

If you think too much, you will feel heavy both physically and mentally. It turns out that thinking is of quality.

6. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life always burns while smoking.

7. I'm worthless, and shit is worse. You are like shit, worth smelling.

8. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.

9. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

10, we walk so fast that our souls can't keep up.

1 1, what are we afraid of? When we came into this world, we didn't intend to come back alive!

12, we are not pleasant goat, so it is inevitable that there will be sadness, but fate is like a wolf, always pestering us!

13, I can't speak. I stutter when I see many people, like a sheep taking a shit. Please forgive me if it's not to your taste.

14, tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

15, the so-called loneliness is to live with someone you can't dig out anymore.

16, the career is in full swing, and the stars are shining overhead. Dignified and decent, concise and to the point. Relax and smile with victory. Treat people kindly, touching and hard to find. The interview is very comfortable, and the demeanor is worth emulating.

17, the furthest distance in the world is that we go out together. You buy four generations of apples and I buy four bags of apples.

18, failure is the father of success, and frustration is the mother of success.

19, life is like eating a banquet, and the ups and downs are all in it. Whether you like it or not, it's on the table. If you want to choose what you like, you have to taste the ups and downs to find what you like!

20. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

2 1, life is like a play, you need to do it yourself.

22. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If everything goes well, you're dead.

23. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

24. We should spend this life happily. No matter what God gives us, as long as we don't lose confidence in life and pursue our own ideals, as long as you work hard and be optimistic, I think God will take care of us? Lover? Hope of success.

25. People live like this. We can face it calmly or positively. When you can't see it, when you are proud of the spring breeze, when you are aggrieved, when you are in deep pain, please think about it. Anyway, you are always lucky to have this life.

26. People are like this all their lives. We all think that some things can't be let go. We won't give up on anyone. ? I won't let go. ? In fact, nothing can't be let go. Over time, when you look back on the past, you will find that what you once thought could not be put down was just a springboard of life. All the sadness, pain, and things you can't give up are just a transition in your life. Skip it, and it will be more exciting.

27. People live all their lives, and life does not bring immortality. We were born in the laughter of our loved ones and left in the sadness of our loved ones. We don't know all this, we can't control our own life and death, but we should be glad that we have this life.

28. People live in this world all their lives, and people come to this world in a hurry. Each of us should really have a goal to strive for. Call if you should, but you can't get what you want. Can we think about it from another angle: how many dreams and goals can't be realized at this moment?

29. Don't brag about all the perfume brands in the world. Who can say that the fragrance of their brand perfume can cover a pancake in the subway car? I never told you about leek cakes. It is bullying to mention that.

30, friends, regardless of quantity, just look at quality.

3 1, you think that if you talk to others, you will get a kind of redemption. But maybe, listening to your partner will give you an axe. Cut you with a smile.

32. Try not to make noise when you can start work and try not to leave anyone alive when you can die.

Fate despises those who give in to it.

34. If you don't have the ability to entangle yourself, you can entangle others if you have the ability.

35. divorce is like amputation. You survived, but you also lost something.

36.are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

37. If the boss uses you, you are a talent. If you don't, you will be laid off!

38, the difference between genius and genius, what kind of genius can be, genius can be like this.

39. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

40. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

4 1. To be a good monster, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

42. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

43. Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but make them today.

44. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

45. No matter whether you fart or mute, you should take the initiative to admit it immediately after farting.

46. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

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