Humorous messages between lovers

Humorous short messages between lovers, for lovers in love, texting each other has become a daily necessity. In fact, occasionally sending humorous messages is also a good way to enhance mutual feelings. Let's take a look at humorous short messages between lovers.

Humorous short message between lovers 1 1, love is empty, love is empty, I wander in the street, people are empty, money is empty, single bad karma is at work, things are empty, business is empty, I want to be crazy, this is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest, I hope your troubles are empty.

2, life is like a pancake, it needs enough turns to mature; Being drunk is not the fault of wine, but a high degree of affection; I hate books less when I use them, but I hate meat too much when I lose it. Jobs passed away, and our Forbes ranking rose by one place!

3. In the world with perfect time, there are too many waiting stories, too many sad stories, too many feelings of perfection, too much dependence, too many incredible conversations, in the perfect summer of fat people. To avoid accidents, lose weight.

4, no matter how annoying, I will remember to smile; No matter how urgent I am, I will pay attention to my tone; No matter how difficult it is, I will continue to insist; No matter how tired you are, you will never forget to disturb your sleep again. No matter how angry you are, you should pay attention to your image, dry your tears and go back to sleep!

A red bean can't solve the pain of lovesickness, but it can bring happiness. A bunch of flowers can't decorate a beauty's cheeks, but they can give blessings. A message can't take the company all day, but it expresses my deepest concern. Remember to be happy every day!

6, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and the writer dies on the text message; Writing a short message hit the wall, and Venus flashed; Sms funny volume tsunami, somersault on the beach: after reading this news, you can laugh!

7, life is hard to worry about, there is nothing to worry about, I wish you: high power and light responsibility, less money and close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, others work overtime, you get a raise, and you cramp if you have money!

8. Once upon a time, there was a mountain called Zhenni Mountain. There is a temple in the mountains called Jenny Tseng Temple. There is a monk in the temple. His name is Monk Jenny Tseng. The monk has a sword called. Neon sword, read it three times in a row, the world is invincible!

9. Thank the sun for bringing us light; Thank the moon for bringing us poetry; Thank spring for bringing us warmth; Thank our parents for giving us life; Thank life for giving us fun; Thank you for your message, which gave me a chance to harass you.

10, the flowers are not fragrant, and the bees have the final say; Whether the cloud is beautiful or not, the sky has the final say; The grass is not green, and the cow has the final say; Whether I miss you depends on my heart. It's up to me whether to send a text message or not!

1 1, I turn a blind eye to your goodness? Dig the heart and lungs, stay up late, have tea and meals, and prepare meals for you. But you ignored me and didn't contact me for a long time! Hum! Let you work overtime alone next time!

12, live well, live slowly, and be happier every year; Don't compare, don't compare, don't be angry with yourself; Eat less salt, be jealous, play less mahjong and take more walks; As long as you are full, your financial resources will not be broken!

13, I hope you have a "super guerrilla": when you encounter difficulties, you can survive. The longer you grow, the more you look like a white-faced scholar. Your speech can be full of fun. Worry makes it barren. Happiness makes it this life. Wish you a happy life!

14, weeding day at noon, compare who suffers; Working hard every day, hanging the beam and stabbing the stocks; Under the command of the leader, walk and shake your ass; I always want to be fired, and I burst into tears. You can count meters when you drink and throw up socially. Is it hard to think of Gaddafi?

15, my god! Please send a watermelon for me to those guys who forget me, don't contact me, don't send messages, don't miss me, don't miss me, wish them enough, and then walk on the watermelon skin!

16, talking to your wife about money is to find fault; Talking about money with lovers hurts feelings; Talking about money with friends is breaking up; Talking to the boss about money means leaving. I won't talk about money with you, just "love": I wish you a good mood every day.

17, it is said that hitting is kissing and scolding is love, but not hitting or scolding is not kissing and loving. In order to express my deep affection for you, I decided to hit you and bite you if nothing happened, and scold you for bickering if nothing happened. Look, I value you very much!

18, yellow peach, plum and red apple, may your acacia blossom and bear fruit; Pumpkins, beans and Chinese cabbage are loved by girls every day. Fanta green tea boiled water, good dreams every night; Orange cucumber iced tea, eat whatever you want.

19 I use the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the breadth of noodles and the breadth of bread to express my sincere wishes to you and wish you happiness!

20. After a hundred years, you can help each other in the same boat, and after a thousand years, you can sleep with a pillow. We are destined to know each other and fall in love, not to say that it will take a thousand years, but at least 800 years! You gave up easily after so long? We are not turtles, we can live for tens of thousands of years!

2 1. On the day when I miss you, a person who misses you used this time to send a message to a person who doesn't know whether he misses me or not: I miss you very much! Miss you, I also want to ask: Do you miss me?

22, sunny days, good scenery, beautiful weather is really carefree; Red flowers and green grass float in Liu Suifeng; Breeze blowing, birds singing, kites flying gently; Spring goes to summer, I'll take you to eat grass!

23. Lin Daiyu's breakup lies in her unforgettable love; San Mao's breaking stems from her understanding and detachment at that moment of vicissitudes; People will be bad one day, and yours is that I want to eat walnuts too much.

24. mixed? Now the poor eat meat, the rich eat shrimp, and the rich and powerful eat turtles; Online petitions are boring, and officialdom is like a battlefield; Men look forward to being tall and women look forward to being thin, and dogs show meat when they wear clothes; Love is afraid of falling out of love and cheating, and being in an important position is afraid of retirement!

25. I have buried some words in my heart for a long time, and every time I give up because I can't find a suitable reason, there is really no way! I am so kind to tell you: it's hot, be careful of heatstroke!

26, happiness, stop for me! Shouldn't you stay at the home of someone who reads text messages? You should also tell him that a friend has been thinking about him, reminding him to cherish his health and wishing him good luck and peace!

27. This is a tempting message! I wish you a "cake" step by step in the workplace, your "burning" ability is better, you are happy to hear the dance of "chicken" and naturally succeed in "ceremony" Don't be listless

28, you are the god in my heart, you are the sky in my heart, you are the big ice in my heart in summer; You are the air in my life, you are the water in my life, you are three quarters of my life. I hope the weather is cool every day.

29, money, the heart is wandering, no car, no house, no wife wandering, no concern, only sightseeing! Seeing your confusion, at least I am stronger than you, bless you! Weakness requires confidence and courage!

30. If you want to be happy, stay in your dream. If you want to be quiet, stay in the sea of books; If you want to be sweet, stay in love; If you want to be happy, stay in your blessing. In life, may you plunge into happiness!

3 1, send you seven flowers: fortune is like popcorn, love is like roses, career is like morning glory, life is like flaming flowers, if you have love, you won't spend it indiscriminately. Remember to share it with me if you have unexpected gains!

32. Without the help of friends, rivers and lakes are too dangerous to go. Wandering in the downtown streets without the care of relatives. Without your blessing, the world of mortals is full of sadness. How many text messages do you send me a year? No wonder my head turned white with worry!

If you are a little pig, I would like to be spoiled by you. If you are a green grass, I would like to treat you as a flower; You are my most important old friend. All the best, Pepsi.

Long time no see, I haven't stopped thinking about you for a moment. I hope you are sweating all over, your hands and feet are shaking with thoughts, you are worried about your hanging mouth and crooked eyes, and your legs are too tired to stand by and send text messages. If you still have a conscience, please reply to the message to comfort me!

35. God is a thief and will steal for another year. At the end of the year, I was looking for it in a panic. Good thing you're here! I asked him: Why not steal with you? He shrugged and said, this friend is too heavy in your heart for me to move!

36. May your life be as colorful as tango samba, your career as successful as Inter Milan and Real Madrid, your body stronger than the Bundesliga in the Premier League, your luck continue to surpass Messi Kaka, and your mood as happy as Bailey's old horse.

Because our relationship is so strong, I have something good to share with you. I am eating in a restaurant near your home. Come here quickly. Come and help me pay the bill! Ha ha! Have fun!

38. You want to sleep in the sun, you want to run on the grassland, you want to taste the Yangtze River water, and you like freedom, so you rush out of the cage and enjoy fresh air and delicious food. At this moment ... Someone shouted excitedly: Arch the cabbage again.

39. Such a dozen bamboo boards are not praised by others. Let's boast. You and my brother have a good friendship. This friendship is great. Where is it? Spend money together, send text messages to each other, keep in touch if anything happens, and laugh happily!

40. If I have money, a big house will make my family angry, and I will buy a car to make car owners angry. I will buy a piece of land just to see him have a good time, and the most important thing is to buy a good body to make my hospital angry.

4 1, difficulty is not a problem, distance is not a distance, but friends learn from each other and appreciate each other. Money only needs hard work, and I am willing to help people test their willpower. My weakness is that I am a little short of money. It's up to you

42. I have known you for a long time, and I hope you can think about it from the bottom of your heart. First, you are kind and kind-hearted. Second, you are talented and self-motivated; Third, what I just said is antonym.

43. Theme: Blessing; Content: May you be healthy and happy; Sender: I miss you; Recipient: you in the distance; Address: your home; Validity: life. Stop looking, wipe your nose and accept the blessing!

44. You like to wear colorful clothes, visit colorful shopping malls, drink colorful drinks and eat colorful fruits. Flying colorful kites in colorful fields. Your life is rich and colorful. It's amazing!

45. At the age of one, there are many reasons to understand: when it rains, it will be windy, when it snows, it will be silent, when the steel plate is hard, it will freeze at MINUS 10 degrees, and it will last if you eat too much. Remember, not a good friend will not tell you these things!

46. When the wife is angry, the man has to hide; When the wife is angry, the man keeps a straight face; When a wife is fat, men slip; As soon as the wife is rich, the man will step down.

47, robbery, don't move, put your hands up! Don't rob money, don't rob color, all troubles have been obtained; Don't shout, don't scream, sadness and pain stay. You know my intention, the purpose is to make you happy every day.

48. You always say that everyone loves you. You always say that you saw the car in the car. You always say that you are a new generation idol. I believe. It occurred to me that I made a computer desktop with your photo. Oh, my God, I'm really infected with the virus!

49. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Nothing a person says is true. Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and pigs can climb trees!

50. This short message is made of metal. Lay the floor, I wish you: iron nail success, aluminum career innovation, healthy zinc and zinc prosperity, life will always be rich, and your mood will always be good! Note: no radiation, it can be forwarded safely!

Humor messages between lovers 2 1, not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

No man in the world can really understand women. If he thinks he knows a lot about women, he will suffer more than others.

I want to play the simplest game with you every day-scissors, stone and paper. Because this is the most beloved game in the world, no matter winning or losing, it is only 520. I will only tell you quietly, because it is our little secret of love.

4. Find an elegant teahouse named Yuan, put two old rattan chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, and look up to heaven and make a toast! Let thoughts drift away with the fragrance of wine.

My girlfriend who has been in love for more than 6 years suddenly doesn't answer my phone. She just won't answer the phone and can't find anyone. Later, she finally found it. She said she had to think about it. It took you six years to start thinking about it.

6. What can touch the softest corner of your heart, what can heal your most painful scars, and what can restore your brightest smile? That's my love, sincere love that never gives up!

7. What a coincidence, I just called your name in front of others, and you immediately called from a distant city; What a coincidence! You said we couldn't go back in time. Do we sometimes miss the past bit by bit?

8. Hello, I received your short message asking to be my girlfriend. I've been your boyfriend since you saw this message! Smile more and cry less; Love me more and scold me less; Kiss me more and hit me less; I'm your Britney Spears.

9. If I die, I won't drink Meng Po Tang, so that I can remember that you will never forget, let time pass and never change, and realize my vows of love.

10, wolf cubs are born vegetarian. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, boy! Hand over the carrots!

1 1. Love is a pure petal, and missing is a little morning dew, accompanied silently. When the sun comes, it reflects colorful light and evaporates into clouds. The cold night came, condensed into freezing point, still around. Love is never separated!

12, eat beautifully in the first month, don't lose weight in February, pile meat in March, few people chase it in April, lovers blow it in May, sit at home in June, gain weight in July, feel inferior in August, and have no measurements in September. 10 is sad. Still reading text messages? Go and lose weight quickly!

13, excited to see your name, moved to hear your voice. I asked you out again and again for fear that I would make a move, but I didn't move when I saw you.

14, although it's only been two weeks, it seems to me that centuries have passed! I am here. When I see a girl who is similar to you, I can't help thinking of you and secretly comparing with you ―― don't worry, no one can compare with you!

15. Don't forget the land you once owned. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what belongs to you. The lost land is left to memory.

16, my love, in your eyes, is it just a misty little landscape? Distant, vague? I want to increase the engine of my pursuit, please love the gravity and seize the sweet response of happiness!

17, love is fate, just like a nap touching a pillow, a long drought meets rain; Love is missing, sometimes thinking about insomnia, sometimes smiling sweetly in dreams; Love is caring, just like eyelids falling in love with sleep and closing their eyes quietly.

18, years like a "thief" stole the beautiful face and youth of * *; Stole the long-lost romance; Stole the sweetness of first love; Stole the eyes of ignorance; Stole everything except our love!

19, unfortunately for you, anyone who can receive this message is a parallel mobile phone. If it is used for a long time, the consequences will be unimaginable. Please replace it immediately.

20. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

2 1, it is not easy to love someone and give up someone. I gave my sincere love, even if I can't get to the end, I want to forget and give up, but it's not that easy, and my heart will still be concerned.

22. In this life, true love cannot be abandoned, and what can be abandoned is not true love. You are the only thing I can't give up. You are the choice I have no regrets in my life. I just want to accompany you through every corner of the world day and night.

23, a little candlelight shaking, confused my eyes, a little alcohol traction, intoxicated my kiss, a little food temperature, melted my heartbeat, a little smiling mouth, and collected my life and love.

24. Shall we go on a date on Saturday? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go to the seaside with you and listen to the sound of the sea. I will take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai, and then. Kick you down!

I don't love you enough. I just want to spend a little more time with you. Heartbeat is a beautiful melody of love, which makes us the most beautiful notes in the world!

26. On Tanabata night, Cowherd cried and said, "Everyone on earth envies you for letting you see your wife only once a year, and you keep complaining about unfairness every time." The Weaver Girl comforted: "Who told you that you did something bad in your last life, and it was also a flower?" "I flower heart? What is it that Tang Priest lives with the Seven Fairies?

27. Yang Peian's I Believe is floating outside the window, the children are singing Pleasant Goat, the music store is playing Ode to Joy, and passers-by are humming Yoga Lin's You are My Eye. What a coincidence! The first sentence of four songs is exactly what I want to tell you.

28. My window will wait for your eyes, ignite the future that you need love in your heart, and illuminate the wandering heart. Since then, there is no time to stay in that lonely sea. Honey, I love you.

29, because of sincerity, so integrity; Because of honesty, it is simple; Because it is simple, it is easy; Because it is easy, it lasts; Because for a long time; So success. Career is like this, so is first love.

30. The dim stars in the night are idle, and the lilies in my heart add new green. Although the cold wind is still cold, the stem and stem of the heart are interdependent, full of Chun Xue, and flowers and stems are inseparable. Miss you, that is, a hundred years of blooming night, you never leave.

3 1, I am poor, but I will love you forever; I am crazy, but I will be crazy for you; I am ugly, but I will give you the most beautiful gentleness! Don't say I use your crooked brain every day. If the earth does not turn to the side of the sun, how can we have spring?

32. According to news reports, Zheng Shuang's unilateral announcement of breaking up with Hans Zhang is brave, and it should have been done a long time ago, for a person who doesn't love himself.

33. A: If you are bored, if you kill time, you have to fall in love. B: You have to get married if you are not afraid of trouble.

34. Some people are suitable for you but don't love you, while others love you but don't love you. If you want to know whether you love or not, don't listen with your ears, but look with your eyes. Ask not what he has, but your laughter and tears. No matter how good the conditions are, you can't have something that always makes you cry. It can always make you laugh, and it's worth taking. I'd rather smile and be tired than cry and enjoy it.

35. What is love? There is no need to call each other names. In fact, it's just a hug, a hand-holding and a conversation. As Forrest Gump said: Although I don't know what love is? But I love you.

36. You know what, honey? You are the most unexpected encounter in my life, you are the most colorful year of China in my life, and you are the happiest source in my life. May you and I * * * release endless love!

I tell you, I made a dress for my dog. Bright colors and fashionable styles. My dog looks really handsome in it. If you wear your usual suit and take it to the street, people will think you are wearing a couple's suit!

Do you still remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students: Count off in the first row! You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly: Count off! So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!

39. Inspiration from finding a monkey: I lost a little hairy monkey. Features: dirty, covered with runny nose, carrying a mobile phone, and reading text messages. I love monkeys and reading short messages. Write back to my master quickly! Master misses you so much!

40. A clear snow is flying, the lights are dim and the trees are blooming, and the dreams are blooming for thousands of years. I want to send a book in tears and invite the moon to dance, and the lover will tell me. Miss you, just listen to your jokes and fall asleep on a snowy night.

4 1. There are only two romantic feelings in the world: one is feeling sorry for each other, and the other is forgetting each other. We should try to sympathize with the people we love most and forget the people we love for the second time. When you can hold hands, please don't shoulder to shoulder; Please do not hold hands when you can hug; Please don't say goodbye when you can fall in love.

42. Spiders love ants deeply, but they are rejected when expressing their love. Spider roar: Why? What is all this about? The ant said timidly: My mother said that people who stay online all day are not good people!

43, dear, tell you, age is not a problem, height is not distance, weight is not pressure, money is not ability. So we must be together forever! Watching you happy every day!

44. Fat girl: Strange, when did a camel come to your horse farm? Or twin peaks! Librarian: To tell the truth, this is not a camel, but the horse you rode last time!

45. I want to hold your hand most, and I miss your smiling face most. Although time has changed our appearance, it will never change my promise to love you. Dear, I love you all my life.

46. It takes a minute to have a feeling for someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone, and you are the one I will never forget.

47. Your smiling face is the most splendid brilliance, which makes my life full of sunshine and happiness; Your gentleness is a good medicine for treating diseases, which makes me healthy and happy physically and mentally: your gestures are a beautiful scenery, which makes me jump for joy and be fascinated. Dear, I want to shorten the time and see you every day!

48. You work, and I'm tired. You drink, and my stomach hurts. You are sad and I cry. I will cover you when you sleep, because I am your good baby.

49, love, sometimes, any material, any commitment, any pay, are not as touching as the past memories. Inadvertently revealed, a complete heart is deeply loved.

50, existence, let love exist in my mind, no matter what kind of injury I have encountered, I believe that true love is in the near future, don't surrender to life and reluctantly arrange, erase the hazy dust in my heart, I believe I will have my love!

5 1, looking at your smile, I already feel the distance between hearts is so subtle. Dear, are you willing to accept the chase and let yourself accept my care? From then on, we are no longer alone, and we will go to the future together!

52. Sorry, it takes a miracle to fall in love with you; Sorry, it takes courage to say goodbye; Sorry, it takes strength to get rid of you; Sorry, it's not easy to forget you; Dear, please accept the meaning of love!

53. When you walk on a single-plank bridge, you find a tiger in front and a wolf behind. How did you get there? I passed out.

54. The nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, so she went over and whispered to him: Sweetheart! The patient smiled and said, little baby.

55. Whether it is sunny or rainy, I am willing to hold up a flower umbrella for you. No matter whether the lights are bright or dark, I am willing to light candles for you; Please give me this chance to love you!

56, I heard that you were * *, really scared me, although you grew up with dementia, but it is harmless to society, who is so bold, dare to take you to sell, I am really worried about him, it is strange to sell!

57. The harbor of love is full of affection; The spring of love is full of tenderness; Love is the most romantic song floating in the night sky. Love is the sweetest song in the journey of life. I am willing to stick to it for you all my life.

58, what do you think is: handsome, cool, it is impossible to compare! In fact, it is: awesome, cool, and scared when you look back!

59. There is always a shape in your heart that outlines your appearance. There is always a saying, turn your tenderness into poetry in my heart. There is always a time when I miss your story in my heart day and night, dear, I love you.

60. You told me to face east, but I dare not face west. You told me to sit on a stool, but I dare not climb a ladder. You let me eat dry food, I dare not drink thin food. You let me wipe my sweat, but I dare not wipe my nose.

6 1, you fascinate me so much, as gentle as a bird. My heart is with you, and I am with you in my dreams. I don't want to give anyone a chance except you. You are a ray of sunshine, the rhythm of life follows your footsteps, and I only love you in this life!

I once had a pure love, but I didn't take it seriously. After losing it, I regretted it. If I meet XX again, I will tell her that I don't want you. If I have to wait for the whole term, I need 10 thousand years.

63. Do you know? Doing bad things is called bad people, empty heads are called idiots, firing people is called getting out, and alas, it is called finished. Give me another kind of egg ~ the idiot who is reading the text message!

64. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere. I have been wandering for so many years until I put you in my heart. As long as you are by my side, my heart will never wander again.

65. People who are sad and happy for you are enemies, people who are happy and happy for you are friends, people who are sad and sad for you should be kept in their hearts, and I am the one who sees through you and still likes you.

66. Me Before You, I thought love was earth-shattering, vigorous and tearful; I thought love was thrilling, passionate and happy. I thought love was suffocating madness, and love was boiling coal. Married life has gone through ups and downs, warmth and hardship go hand in hand, and I begin to understand that love can stand the dull.

67. If you were the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field beside you. The snow is like a quilt, so I will sleep next to you.

68. The mood of love, Wan Li is cloudless and very quiet; I love your heart, I have told you everything, hoping to get an answer; The mountain of love is bumpy and stormy; May my beloved have the crystallization of happiness as soon as possible!

69. I suddenly had a stomachache at work and ran to the toilet. I just took off my pants and farted. I found that I didn't bring any toilet paper, so I had to put on my pants and run out to get the paper. Then a buddy from the pit next door came over and said, This quality is really awesome. I have to come to the bathroom and fart.

Actually, I understand you. I understand your expression after I confessed to you. You are struggling to answer, but you are too embarrassed to say it. It doesn't matter. Don't worry, I know what you mean, and I am willing!

7 1, someone rode into the street, crossed an intersection and dropped his hand. The traffic police saw it and exclaimed: Good palm! Someone waved happily and replied: comrades have worked hard!

72. Laughing without words is the most exciting; A shy smile makes your heart tremble; Looking back and smiling, let the enthusiasm reach the boiling point; Smiling makes people dream; Smile is the most beautiful language of love. Can you do more?

I can only describe your beauty with plants. Face is melon seeds, waist is willow, eyebrows are willow leaves, eyes are longan, mouth is cherry and hands are lotus roots.

74. On Tanabata, a friend and his girlfriend went on a trip, but the weather changed halfway, and it rained cats and dogs. They were soaked without an umbrella, so they had to go home. In the evening, a friend asked his girlfriend if she was happy. The girlfriend said that the sanitary napkins were all wet, so happy!