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April 1 April Fool's Day Confession 20 17
2. Sorry! I accidentally sent "like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If you don't accept it, please send it back to me.
I had a dream last night: God told me that I was doomed to be lonely in this life. There is only one way to crack it: send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, and I'm finished.
4. Tell you a shocking secret. . . . It turns out that Conan is Kudou Shinichi ~ ~ and ~ ~ It turns out that kites can fly because they are held by wires ~ ~ ~ It turns out that I have a crush on you for a long time. . . .
I have kept one thing from you. B: What's this? A: Me? I seem to like you?
6. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you when I eat, and dream about you when I sleep. I can't do it during the day and I can't sleep at night. I have suffered a lot. When can I get your 5 million prize? Happy April Fool's Day!
7. I feel familiar with you for so long. You are a special, special, special, special, rare, particularly stupid, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!
8. It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!
9. The side of MM overlord is a curse; When I practice my skills and have a successful career, I can serve my parents well; Be sure to lay down your life and take it to the Civil Affairs Bureau! Happy April Fool's Day!
If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in? In my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!
1 1. Feeling for you is a simple natural index. How many times can it be differentiated, and the same is always the same? You can integrate if you want, but there will be an extra constant, which is equal to? I love you.
12, let the stars turn into my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings and accompany you forever, forever!
13. The feeling for you is a simple natural index. How many times can it be differentiated, and the same is always the same? You can integrate if you want, but there will be an extra constant, which is equal to? I love you.
14, I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, it's in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!
15, I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even have to be friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!
16, I was deeply attracted by you the first time I saw you. I have an impulse to take you home. I long to hold you to sleep every night. When I wake up in the morning, I can see you with a pillow beside me!
17, the first time I saw you, I was deeply attracted by you! Your lovely face and elegant sofa sitting posture make me move! Especially your lazy voice when you speak: meow.
18. When our hair is white, our teeth are loose, our eyes are blurred and our skin is wrinkled, can we still keep in touch? I tell you, even if my memory is vague, I must remember that you are an idiot.
19, dear? Scanning? To you, my love? Program? Just? Start? Well, people say we are very? Compatible? Who does it belong to? Hyperlinks? Especially in the days we met, the feelings were very fast. Upgrade? Yes! Happy April Fool's Day!
20. If God allows me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever. Happy April Fool's Day!
2 1, I used to be confused. It was you who helped me out of trouble and let me know how wonderful it is to love someone. Let me pay for this life and accompany you to the old age. Happy April Fool's Day!
22. I have exhausted my thoughts just to wait for your appearance; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not? At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back! Happy April Fool's Day!
23. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings. Happy April Fool's Day!
24. You are my exclusive memory, the quatrains in my poems, the sweetness I want, the temper I enjoy, the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and the precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!
I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone. Happy April Fool's Day!
Today is April Fool's Day. I think it's time to confess to you. No matter where you are today, just laugh and shout three times. I'm a beauty? I will appear in front of you. There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!
27. There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me became my gift. I will use it for the rest of my life every time, unless you give me another one. Happy April Fool's Day!
28. I think the sun is warm, because you are bathed in the sun; I think the scenery is beautiful, because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you and I have always cherished them in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!
29, love you for 10,000 years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength! Happy April Fool's Day!
30. Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fool's Day!
3 1. Light thoughts and shallow feelings. I haven't missed you so well for a long time. When I face you, I will open my mouth wide, so I won't always miss you! I hope this special season, special day, send me special warm words: Happy April Fool's Day!
32. Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together. I said emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!
33. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. Happy April Fool's Day!
34. There was once a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!
35. On the day when it is hard to tell the truth from the false, vulgar roses and disgusting love words knelt on one knee in the crowded square and said they love you. Honey, forgive me for having to use these stupid and stupid methods. Wish you a happy holiday!
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