Sales greetings humor?

Hello, I'm glad to answer your question. I hope my answer can give you some help. Thank you! 1, hello, do you have a minute? The products of our company are the best. Do you need them? Our products are the best in the world. Do you want to buy it? 4. Hello, I want to ask a question. Hello, I want to ask, which company do you work for? 6. Hello, do you have a minute? I want to talk to you. 7. What about you? What do you do? 8. Our products are the best. Do you want to buy it? 9. What do you do?